And you are, like 13?

GooeyTheHamster said:

21 actually. But that's irrelevant.

GooeyTheHamster said:

21 actually. But that's irrelevant.

if you know what i mean

Because everybody knows that the sole reason God invented language is so that unattractive people could communicate.

no

sosgemini said:

Hey sweets!

GooeyTheHamster said:

hola baby.....come here and purr next to my chest...

flaf for 'Gayness'.

sosgemini said:

You didn't shave, now did ya?

And about Glamslam, probably he is sweet and all (he is in 'normal' posts) but tell me I was never that age. I am so glad I do not use drugs anymore!

Or feel like I have to wave a flaf for 'Gayness'.

Dude, how fucking bored are you?

GooeyTheHamster said:

shave? never...im all man.

and its not about age..its about tact.....

sosgemini said:

So, how about the Amsterdam Invasion, huh?

Anyways.

Grandpa has got to catch some sleep. Or otherwise I have no energy to piss on Goldie's Parade tomorrow.

Anyways. As soon as you kinda stop tripping on yourself, lemme know. Cuz you seem bright enough otherwise. And I like your posts, as long as they're not all self centered blablabla.

Bye!

This thread is about my friend. I won't say George's name though. I made a thread about him b4 but for some reason it got deleted. Something about rules of some shit...w/e...Anyway, none of my hags are online, so i'll just bitch to you guys, if that's cool...

So anyway, G***** and I are mutual friends. He deseparately(sp?) tried to elevate hisself to fuck buddy status, but that train didn't float. Because first of all, i'm sexy. He's not. Yes, I am a shallow and vain motorskooter. So he tells me that he wants me to "phuck" him. Now, mind you when unattractive people mention sex to me, i can't hear them. Because everybody knows that the sole reason God invented language is so that unattractive people could communicate. He keeps bugging me and bugging me and bugging me. We don't have "sex", he gets a a smoke and a pancake, and a belgian waffle twist, and a double dutch delight. I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS, THAT IS NOT SEX. I'm drunk and doing this by the way. In the process, he says "go get a condom, you HAVE to f*** me with your sexy ass." I go get the condom, and come back to the bed, and i blow it up with my mouth, stand on the bed butt naked and start yelling out "TROJAN MAN!! TROJAN MAN!! TROJAN MAN!!" He gets pissed. I rip the condom up and throw it in the trash, and he gets pisser. He puts his clothes on and on his way out the door, he says "That's it. No more sex for you" and my face seriously looked like this emoticon: ....

I contact him the next day, and he tells me that i was laughing the whole time. Well, fucking duh you assbrain. People tend to be amused when they're drunk. I should've told him i was laughing at his 4 inch.....(insert body part here). Maybe he was pissed because i was poking it and saying "Is that what it looks like? it's so cuuuuute!!!" I was dead serious though. Then he says "you weren't supposed to be laughing, you were too loud" and i'm thinking "what the hell? who was in my bed? Anne Frank or some shit??" So i tell him " i was drunk." and he says "doesn't matter. sex is supposed to be serious.." ..once again. So i tell him, "um scuse the fuck outta my black ass, but SEX??" he said "yeah. you might not remember everything that happened, but i did" well, that's one wishful ass selective memory right there because i didn't slide up Hershey Drive..if you know what i mean . Then he starts to bitch about how he had feelings for me and i need God. Uh huh. Sure boo boo. I didn't need Gawd when you were in my bed saying "FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!" I should've just thrown a crucifix at his ass and come on the Org. We haven't spoken for almost a month...THEN all of a sudden.....to be continued, if this doesn't get moved or deleted....cuz there's MORE drama....
[Edited 12/16/04 14:26pm]

CookieMonster said:

wow. what a flamefest this turned into. i guess no one cares about my post unless it's some long ass fabrication for people's amusement. Oh well.

Sweetie...come back after you have sobered up. This is a sloppy post and you come off sounding immature and like an ass. The last words you wrote are there's MORE drama...and you wonder why your life sometimes gets in a pickle. It's the drama that you seem to surround yourself with. The friendship/sex buddy friend thing you seem to be cultivating isn't working for you or your friends. It's good to keep the 2 seperated and not lead anyone into more drama.

I know it's not easy being pretty and beautiful, but you must try glamslamkid-son. Lead the pack by being the example. No Drama = Good Karma.

CookieMonster said:

wow. what a flamefest this turned into. i guess no one cares about my post unless it's some long ass fabrication for people's amusement. Oh well.
[Edited 12/16/04 15:44pm]

glamslamkid said:

if you don't want anyone to care, no one will. but regardless of what you think, some of us do.

YOU GUYS ARE SMOKING CRACK.