Who has the bigger schlong?

Please try to cite reasons why, even if you have to speculate.





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[Edited 12/19/04 11:43am]

it takes a confident man to go through life building an image on smeary lipstick and teased hair.

Anxiety said:

OK, Anx.

FIrst let me say that I am very proud of you for posting your first noncombative post on my thread

But leaving Johny Marr to start a lackluster hit-or-miss solo career takes some big hairy brittish balls too.

AsianBomb777 said:

SHUT UP.

Anxiety said:

There's the Anx we all know and love!!! Well....I guess it's just the Anx we all KNOW.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

don't you have a bowel movement to go fondle or something?

Anxiety said:

I only need one hand to use the computer.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Morrisey..as he's got everyone swooning. Dont know anyone who wants to do Robert.


And you wonder why we think you're gay.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

A perfectly legitimate and thought provoking thread has been cheapened

AsianBomb777 said:

Where? What thread are you referring to?

superspaceboy said:

robert coulda been hot if he wanted...he's got a beautiful face without the makeup, or at least he did back in the day...yet he went for the deranged clown goth look all these years. i think bobby has the bigger schlong because he's never worked as hard to be pretty as moz has.

i think robert smith would have the bigger cock. morrissey used to claim to be asexual yet tried very hard to be a pretty boy. robert just threw some make up on and called it a day. and if you listen to both bands, the cure is definitely a quicker choice for make out music...i would never put the smiths on as background music. robert has a (big) dick and knows how to use it. morrissey is probably about 4/5 inches and probably doesn't know what to do with what he's got, lol.

but what do i know? its 1am on a friday night and i'm on the org, tired as all hell, talking about rob smith and moz's cock size.
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Anxiety said:

Yee gads

Robert Smith Oh yeah

Robert's got a big fat one- just to drunk to get it up.
Morrissey's a total bottom with a little pretty dick.

Anxiety said:

LMFAO!

superspaceboy said:

Um..I do. In a heartbeat.

Morrisey? Uhh no.

can i report this thread just for the sake of reporting it?

Why do you think Moz is always so pissy? He's got a tiny prick complex.

Milty said:

SHU....

Oh forget it.

GangstaFam said:

You know, he swings his hips and limp wrists all over stage, but in interviews he seems more butch that smith.

Do either of them have camel toe shots? Probably would settle the dispute quick.

AsianBomb777 said:

I kinda doubt it. Bob's always got some big, blousey shirt on.

GangstaFam said:

You know that's true.
But I do noticed that he wears those bigass white sneakers. An you know what they say about big feet.

Bea Arthur.

subhuman09 said:

mmmmm.....Bea Arthur....mmmmm

ReturnOfDOOK said:

GangstaFam said:

he was also making potshots at bowie last year, and we all know about DB's legendary hollywood loaf:

http://areaology.com/area.html

Anxiety said:

LMAO.
What kind of website is that?

Oh lawd.

AsianBomb777 said:

it's the fan site for david bowie's crotch. or, as they call it, his "area".