Recently, I got into a discussion with an ex of mine about potential-girlfriends'/boyfriends' bathrooms. We agreed that nothing will put the kibosh quicker on some potential hooking-up than a nasty W.C. (I remember one time, rehearsing at a chick's apartment and she had hair-cuttings all over her washroom, including in the toilet. ).

So, tell us about the disgusting washrooms of people who tried to shag you.



"Man, your bathroom is disgusting!" - Kyan (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy)

"Tub is love." - Jerry, to George (Seinfeld)

when i lived in NYC, i had a roommate who came home wasted one night and pooped on the bathroom floor, and tried to clean it up but he was wasted and only managed to spread the ppop around and saturate the entire floor with his poo before he stumbled off to bed. unfortunately, i woke up in the middle of the night and discovered this little surprise, much to my chagrin.

we were not roommates for much longer after that episode.




especially after i found the crackpipe on the dining room table.

Anxiety said:

That was you wasn't it?

Anxiety said:

OK, but who cleaned up that shit?

JoweeCoco said:

he did. right after i read him his pedigree bright and early the next morning.

althom said:

you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Ok guys, I am curious as to what exactly will freak you out and make you leave. Most men, especially the ones here with me at work will pretty much put up with anything to get a piece of .

What turns you guys off? Truly!