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The Official "Give DOOK a Titty Twister" Thread! Go ahead - my man-boobs are ready.... | |
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by jove, this thread is a smashing success!!!  | |
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yeah and you crotch was ready for a dog bite
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 ...but I'll give you a big   | |
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 Moobie twisting!!! | |
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I don't see 'em anywhere.  | |
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hey, yeah! 
to quote the lovely annual visitors to my grand old hometown of speedway, indiana... SHOW US YOUR TITS!!! | |
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I think everyone's afraid of my man-boobs.  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I think everyone's afraid of my man-boobs.
man boobs?   | |
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Natisse2 said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I think everyone's afraid of my man-boobs.
man boobs? It's hormones...don't worry about it.  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Natisse2 said: man boobs? It's hormones...don't worry about it.  I was teasing you  ...and don't worry I know all about hormones  | |
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Natisse2 said: ReturnOfDOOK said: It's hormones...don't worry about it. I was teasing you ...and don't worry I know all about hormones How about phermones?  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Natisse2 said: I was teasing you ...and don't worry I know all about hormones How about phermones?  them I don't know too much about...yet  | |
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Natisse2 said: ReturnOfDOOK said: How about phermones? them I don't know too much about...[b]yet [/b] | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Natisse2 said: them I don't know too much about...[b]yet [/b] | |
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My brother has one big nipple. It's quite odd. | |
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Anxiety said: by jove, this thread is a smashing success!!!
People enjoy kicking me in the crotch much more than touching my man-boobs.  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Anxiety said: by jove, this thread is a smashing success!!!
People enjoy kicking me in the crotch much more than touching my man-boobs. can i drive over your crotch with a dodge omni? | |
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Anxiety said: ReturnOfDOOK said: People enjoy kicking me in the crotch much more than touching my man-boobs. can i drive over your crotch with a dodge omni? Considering my big Asian johnson drags on the ground, it's a definite possibility. (did ya'll notice the oxymoron in that statement? Asian johnson? Yes. It's true what they say - I'm hung like a toddler - who wants to BANG!?!?!??) | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Anxiety said: can i drive over your crotch with a dodge omni? Considering my big Asian johnson drags on the ground, it's a definite possibility. (did ya'll notice the oxymoron in that statement? Asian johnson? Yes. It's true what they say - I'm hung like a toddler - who wants to BANG!?!?!??)  I've never had a real Asian before. | |
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theVelvetRoper said: ReturnOfDOOK said: Considering my big Asian johnson drags on the ground, it's a definite possibility. (did ya'll notice the oxymoron in that statement? Asian johnson? Yes. It's true what they say - I'm hung like a toddler - who wants to BANG!?!?!??) I've never had a real Asian before.I'm only 1/4 Asian (and luckly for me, that quarter happened to fall between my knees and my waist if you know what I'm sayin! Booooo!) | |
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I had an Asian guy flash at me one day waiting for a train I was sitting there reading and he's come up and gone "hey, you like?" and proceeded to ahem half disrobe himself 
I was by myself so it scared the shit out of me at the time | |
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Natisse2 said: I had an Asian guy flash at me one day waiting for a train
I was sitting there reading and he's come up and gone "hey, you like?" and proceeded to ahem half disrobe himself
I was by myself so it scared the shit out of me at the time We love doing stuff like that. It makes us feel better. I can't get a girl to squeal by actually GIVING her my penis, so I figure I might as well make them squeal by scaring the poop out of them with a suprise flashing. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Natisse2 said: I had an Asian guy flash at me one day waiting for a train
I was sitting there reading and he's come up and gone "hey, you like?" and proceeded to ahem half disrobe himself
I was by myself so it scared the shit out of me at the time We love doing stuff like that. It makes us feel better. I can't get a girl to squeal by actually GIVING her my penis, so I figure I might as well make them squeal by scaring the poop out of them with a suprise flashing. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Natisse2 said: I had an Asian guy flash at me one day waiting for a train
I was sitting there reading and he's come up and gone "hey, you like?" and proceeded to ahem half disrobe himself
I was by myself so it scared the shit out of me at the time We love doing stuff like that. It makes us feel better. I can't get a girl to squeal by actually GIVING her my penis, so I figure I might as well make them squeal by scaring the poop out of them with a suprise flashing. As if frightened by the overwhelming power of the erection! | |
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Natisse2 said: I had an Asian guy flash at me one day waiting for a train
I was sitting there reading and he's come up and gone "hey, you like?" and proceeded to ahem half disrobe himself
I was by myself so it scared the shit out of me at the time Yeah, what's up with perverts at the trains? Twice I ran into a guy jerking off at the train station. Ew, ew, ew. I mean, I'm not one against masturbation, but at least wait 'til you get on the train. The nerve of some people! Sick bastards! | |
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