I do not know what it is but why are people so fucking rude during the holidays. Especially when they bring their kids to have pictures taken. Its not my fault your kids are ugly, its not my fault they don't laugh and smile at you when you act like a fucking dumbass, its not my fault when they wont sit still, its still not my fault when they don't look at the camera, especially when you are distracting them by standing 10 feet away from my photographers and not behind them, so your fucking brats will look in the direction of the camera.

Its not my fault I can not ship your pictures or cards to you for free, that shit costs my company money, we are in business to make money, not ship your shit to you for free and not make money. Do you go to a out to eat and say I want this for dinner but I am not paying for it no you don't...so suck it up and make your fucking rich ass pay the 10.00 for shipping.

Its still not my fault your last name was spelled wrong on your cards...you signed off on the sheet saying that we spelled it right in the proof. One of two things either you can not read or you do not know how to spell your own god damn last name.

When I am nice and give you extra envelopes cause you fuckin bugged over the green ones you did not get...do not throw the extra ones in the face of my employees. That is wrong and if you were in any other place besides my store, your uppity bitch ass would of been eating fucking concret for dinner.

Last but not least...and the most important thing to remember...is...


"I can not help you if you are stupid."

I know EXACTLY how you feel. I think the crazy's come out this time of the year and people just seem to have a short temper. It's sad really. You would think everyone would be happy right now.

Ps. I remember you doing a thread with this title last year.

My boss hung up on some bitch today who was just throwing this raving fit about paying to ship her stuff. He was like fuck this shit... "CLICK"

I get that too. Some people just expect you to do it for free.....I don't know why they would have that crazy idea!

althom said:

it was about you, wasn't it?

Anxiety said:

Yeah.

I swear to god these people got me fucking 2 seconds from tweaking...

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

What's "tweaking"?

people suck in general. what the fuck is wrong with human beings? i just started working back at the grocery store, and some people see my rainbow belt and just get rude as FUCK, and them some people give me pity. i'm like "what the fuck? i'm just here to scan your shit, and tell your ass to have a nice day" and when the phobes get REAL ignant, i rub my gayness in there face. stoopid assbrain fuckface shithead bitches. can i get a "thank you" or a "please" anymore? gotdamn.

glamslamkid said:

i think people get weird and impatient and lemming-like this time of year because of the short days and long hours of darkness. i think there's an innate pressure for most folks to get things done before the sun goes down, so when the days are shorter, the inclination is to feel like there's not enough time to get anything done, so everyone becomes a stressed-out little me-monkey.

that's my theory, anyway.

It soundz evil perhaps...but i like saying we can't gift wrap at my work during christmas ...not dat i hate wrapping...i love it...but it's a pain in da ass when they expect u 2 wrap when u have another lot of customers come into da store

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

And you swallow

Anxiety said:

That is no excuse for them to treat me or my employees like shit.

mrbungle said:

YOU WISH

mrbungle said:

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

i'm not saying it's an excuse...but sometimes when you can try to understand why people are assy, their assiness loses some of its impact and you can shove their asses right back in their faces. ya know?

althom said:

The way I was using it...it means...trippin, freaking out...etc..

althom said:

Well don't leave your mouth open.

Anxiety said:

I bet your ass is big!

althom said:

fuckin Bungle

Anxiety said:

Being overly nice tends to drive those folks insane.

althom said:

all the better for you to pucker up and...oh, never mind.

Anxiety said:

I have become these peoples personal Jesus...I got the cross and nails handy in our back storage room. Its been used quite often lately.

I can't stand any holiday.

But at least I'm not rude. S'ok MBGITW

to hell with it. i'm having a great holiday season this year and i don't care who knows it. and as a result, i'm making a concerted effort to be kind and patient with people when i'm out in public. and if that pisses them off - well, fuck it. all the better.

I need to start passing out Prozac to all the people who come in that'll calm their asses.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

see? you're coming up with solutions already!

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

I don't need to wish because you want to swallow



or did i mean

come back to capistrano