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http://home.tampabay.rr.c...ty2005.htm

Oh God, what is wrong with me spending time doing this.

AsianBomb777 said:

OOOOOHHHHH!!!!!MAKEOVERS!!!OMG...Mil, i can HOOK
YOU
UP!!!
Don't even get me started...Okay...we gonna work from the head down, because you know gay men, we always start with the head...okay..high lights..i'm think....a homohagany type-ish color, did you see M.T at the J.C.P. with the Z.T.E.T.E.S.S.E.A.??? o.M.g...HE LOOKS FANTASMAGORGEOUS!! okay...but we're just gonna do the tips, kay kay? otay. because the whole fucking head highlighted...what the hell? is it 1981 or some shit? I don't think so...okay...you have a nice neck, so we're gonna get a turtleneck and split it down the middle, to show that sexy ass Adam's Apple RAWR!! dat's what I'M talkin' bout!!(by the way, i'll tell you what we do with the rest of the turtle later...) okay, the shoulders...shoulder pads are IN.fuck whatchu heard...i keeps my ear to the street, kay kay? otay. those sexy ass arms...i'm thinking....fishnet? I love fishnet, it screams "YOU CAN LOOK, BUT I'M FUCKING OFF LIMITS. YOU ONLY GETTIN IN THESE NETS IF YOU FEEDS MY ASS. AND WHEN THE BILL COMES, DON'T LOOK AT MY ASS ASKING FOR HALF, CUZ I'M.....NOT.....DUTCH...OH OH OH OH OH OH, OH OH OH OH OH OH...I'M NOT DUUUUUTCH..."
Well, that's what it says to me....kay kay? otay...Ok...the abs...Sweet Jesus...hold on while i sips the milk(get ur mind out the gutter...i'm talking about sperm..ooh ya'll nasty...)A.W....the abs...we're just gonna leave dat exposed to da public since they so sexxxified...the pants? Dis what we gonna do, i see how "firm" everything is. So, we're just gonna have to give you some girl jeans(NOBODY will notice, i swear on my gayness) You don't want to wear them? TOO BAD. Yeah boy, it's a tight ass running this tight ship...Now, we're gonna send you to Paisley Park's Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail salon to get the toes done, cuz ma boy hooks the 'cures up. Kay kay? otay...ok for the shoes..remember i said i'd tell you what we do with the rest of the turtle? ..There you go...who finished first..the rabbit or the hare...well, considering how fast rabbits fucked...he sure fucked up when he crossed that finish line right into the Manolo Blanikh shoe manufacturing facility. That's right boo boo, we hooked you up with the EXCLUSIVE box turtle sole shoes laced with the rabbit fur trim....yeah..shit is sweet. Kay kay? otay. Now take your sexy ass out on that red light district and see if you can "make the yuletide gay" Kay kay? otay.
Handulasaiah, gaymen.


BOBBAY!!!!!

Go on, Milty...
[Edited 12/13/04 22:21pm]

Freespirit said:

glamslamkid said:

Freespirit said:

Problem?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

glamslamkid said:

Disturbed

Freespirit said:

Mission Accomplished.
Handulasaiah, gaymen.
....

glamslamkid said:

kiling me

omg

That does Milty no justice...

but hella funny

sag10 said:

Anybody know where I can get pics of Anxiety or Luv4U?

i look like a friggin' muskrat!

Milty said:

Girl, please--U know what I'm talking about.


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[Edited 12/14/04 14:53pm]

AsianBomb777 said:

i am so scared of you

Milty said:

glamslamkid said:

OMG!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ!!!!!