Heavenly said:

good point.

Freespirit said:

That's what I'm sayin!

Anxiety said:

Exactly....in fact, I think it's about time for my sponge bath. Anx, do you have my falafel ready?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

no, but bill o'reilly is on his way over to sponge your boobs.

Anxiety said:

Everyone does, even women. Its difficult at times with morning wood.

DarkKnight1 said:

I hate that. I always end up peeing on my head.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

so you DO shower.

Anxiety said:

your assumptions are golden.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

get your eyes off my assumptions.

Anxiety said:

can I keep my hands on them though?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I mean... I do it all the time...

why waste toliet paper...

ReturnOfDOOK said:

what the hell, sure. just don't look at me, it makes me feel dirty.

Freespirit said:

True dat! Although guys don't really use toilet paper when doing #1. For me it's, as Asianbomb put it, for time management. But, I see your situation is a little different.

Anxiety said:

I think I just scored!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

i think i'm developing a rash in my nethers.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

WTF? Why R U getting all these guys?
And how in the hell did you manage to meet Ron Jeremy?

Anxiety said:

don't worry - the worst will be over in a week or two. just get some antifungal and rub it on after you shower. make sure your nethers are nice and dry.

AsianBomb777 said:

I dunno - I think I just ooze SEXINESS:

When you're in the shower, and you need to pee, just getting out of the shower, all naked and wet, will get you cold. The drain ends up in the same place afterall. And you are standing in running water, so...Yes.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

my nethers just fell off.

Anxiety said:

like I said, the worst will be over in a week or two. the fungus will slowly stop devouring your nethers, etc and the intensly burning pain will subside. oh, and they should be able to remove the colostomy bag around that time as well.


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ReturnOfDOOK said:

my nethers just grew a mouth and arms and yelled at me for letting you touch them, then my nethers bitch slapped me, then they reattached themselves to my groinal region. everything is back to normal now, though.

Anxiety said:

phew! i was worried there for a sec!

People who claim they don't pee in the shower are like people who claim they don't masturbate. In fact, they are probably many of the same people.

Hey, if i wanna jump in da shower and i feelin like a pee, and i don't wanna leave da shower running for too long i will do as i please!!

I looked at the topic and I knew it had to be Dook who created it.

I do, what the hell it all goes down the same sewer anyways.

1. I DO NOT pee in the shower! ewwwww
2. I am telling your roomates next time I see them
3.Dook DOES NOT shower----I just wanted 2 clear that up cuz I love u Dook and I didn't want rumors spread about u

tackam said:

I don't see how those two go hand in hand.