It seems to me that sexual innuendo is a dying art. What say we try and revive it here? Anybody wanna "take me up on this"?

I will just sit back and watch while *you fill me in*..

as long as you "change the oil"

REDFEATHERS said:

Don't settle back just yet - you're in for some "hard" work.

ella731 said:

I've got the "stick" in hand.

Ace said:

Why don't you go ahead and "dip" it in...

Ace said:

The art of sexual innuendo is a necessary component of PROPER English, from England.

Taureau said:

now thats "deep"

Mach said:

really? As in profound? Philosophical? Your rhetoric is superficial.

In the event of an emergency my face can be used as a seat cushion.

or

Sit on my face!!

hmmm. Not really sure I understand innuendo

REDFEATHERS said:

hahahah i knew i could always count on you Red!