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Ever wonder why life is so complicated? If a bear was attacking you would you wonder why? | |
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Depends on what kind of lingerie it was wearing.
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(a) Yes
(b) No. I would simply shit my pants. | |
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Ever wonder why life is so complicated?
If a bear was attacking you would you wonder why? sometimes i do ... most times i dont view it as complicated though more like ebb and flow and not during the attack ... but if i survive ... after i would think on it ... not in a poor me way but to look into myself deeper bear attack edit . [Edited 12/9/04 5:15am] | |
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Glaubt mir Leute, dass ich's weiss
das Leben ist ein Batzen Scheiss Alles ist so masslos Kacke, dass ich's kaum noch packe es ist so gnadenlos beschissen, man sollte eigentlich drauf pissen waer nicht das Voegeln und das Saufen, man muesste sich die Haare raufen (c) Walter Moers, Hey!, 1986 If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans. | |
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If a bear attacks me, I'd be very surprised, since there are no bears where I live.
So yes, I'd wonder why it travelled so far just to attack me. | |
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I don't make life easy for myself. But then I am only human and sometimes my heart rules my head. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I don't make life easy for myself. But then I am only human and sometimes my heart rules my head.
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What's up with all the deep topics Faux?
Life is life. You choose complicated, simple, dangerous, boring whatever. If you don't like "complicated" then change it. A Bear? WTF? Let's leave the creatures of the forest out of this discussion. | |
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I wouldn't wonder why a bear is attacking me, I would know it's because he's hungry and I smell like food in his home (the woods) | |
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No, I don't. It would just make me depressed.
The bear thing: I'd think I was between a mommybear and her baby. Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like bananas | |
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The point is, of course, that upon being attacked by a bear, people would likely act instinctively by running.
Were it the same in every day life, where we needlessly mull and chew over every thing we do, we might find life is not so complicated at all. | |
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Life is only as complicated as you make it...The less drama the better I am. | |
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Faux said: The point is, of course, that upon being attacked by a bear, people would likely act instinctively by running.
Were it the same in every day life, where we needlessly mull and chew over every thing we do, we might find life is not so complicated at all. Would YOU want to stand still when a bear attacks you? I can understand not running if the bear is just close by not showing any intentions of attacking you, but once it attacks you, if you don't run - you're dead. | |
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MrSmoketoomuch said: Glaubt mir Leute, dass ich's weiss
das Leben ist ein Batzen Scheiss Alles ist so masslos Kacke, dass ich's kaum noch packe es ist so gnadenlos beschissen, man sollte eigentlich drauf pissen waer nicht das Voegeln und das Saufen, man muesste sich die Haare raufen (c) Walter Moers, Hey!, 1986 | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: MrSmoketoomuch said: Glaubt mir Leute, dass ich's weiss
das Leben ist ein Batzen Scheiss Alles ist so masslos Kacke, dass ich's kaum noch packe es ist so gnadenlos beschissen, man sollte eigentlich drauf pissen waer nicht das Voegeln und das Saufen, man muesste sich die Haare raufen (c) Walter Moers, Hey!, 1986 I tried translating it so I'd know what you're talking about...but umm...this is what I got: It believes me people that ich's the life is white a lump shits everything is so excessively shit that ich's hardly still packs it is so merciless beschissen, one should actually drauf pissen more waer not birds and drinking, one would have itself the hair raufen | |
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Heavenly said: irresistibleb1tch said: I tried translating it so I'd know what you're talking about...but umm...this is what I got: It believes me people that ich's the life is white a lump shits everything is so excessively shit that ich's hardly still packs it is so merciless beschissen, one should actually drauf pissen more waer not birds and drinking, one would have itself the hair raufen THAT, my friend is the reason why machines will never replace a human translator! | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: Heavenly said: I tried translating it so I'd know what you're talking about...but umm...this is what I got: It believes me people that ich's the life is white a lump shits everything is so excessively shit that ich's hardly still packs it is so merciless beschissen, one should actually drauf pissen more waer not birds and drinking, one would have itself the hair raufen THAT, my friend is the reason why machines will never replace a human translator! Now back to business...care to translate? | |
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subhuman09 said: Depends on what kind of lingerie it was wearing.
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Faux said: The point is, of course, that upon being attacked by a bear, people would likely act instinctively by running.
Were it the same in every day life, where we needlessly mull and chew over every thing we do, we might find life is not so complicated at all. I would smother by body in gravy and let it eat me up... | |
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Faux said: The point is, of course, that upon being attacked by a bear, people would likely act instinctively by running.
Were it the same in every day life, where we needlessly mull and chew over every thing we do, we might find life is not so complicated at all. The difference being that when you are being chased by a bear you ain't got a lot of time to consider your options. Acting spontaneously on instinct may sound very noble and strong, but how many people would turn and run from the bear, trip over the nearest fallen tree and get savaged to death by the f*cker? Sometimes you can think too hard about life and about your next move, true .....but sometimes you can think way too little about things. The trick of course is working out which one to do at any given time, and if I knew the answer to that I wouldn't be Orging it at work right now, I'd be sunning it as I count my millions aboard my luxury yacht with my famous friends and naked models [Edited 12/10/04 3:16am] | |
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Heavenly said: irresistibleb1tch said: THAT, my friend is the reason why machines will never replace a human translator! Now back to business...care to translate? OK, since you seem to be really interested Glaubt mir Leute, dass ich's weiss
das Leben ist ein Batzen Scheiss Alles ist so masslos Kacke, dass ich's kaum noch packe es ist so gnadenlos beschissen, man sollte eigentlich drauf pissen waer nicht das Voegeln und das Saufen, man muesste sich die Haare raufen here's a quick attempt at a translation: Believe me people, I know it life is just a piece of shit everything is total crap that I don't even get it yet. Merciless shitty it is you should actually take a piss just to fuck and drink some beer keeps one from tearing one's hair. uhmm... yeah.. I don't think shausler would like this and I admit.. it sounds not so good in English.... actually, it isn't really great in German either Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy! | |
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Dancelot said:[quote] Heavenly said: OK, since you seem to be really interested Glaubt mir Leute, dass ich's weiss
das Leben ist ein Batzen Scheiss Alles ist so masslos Kacke, dass ich's kaum noch packe es ist so gnadenlos beschissen, man sollte eigentlich drauf pissen waer nicht das Voegeln und das Saufen, man muesste sich die Haare raufen here's a quick attempt at a translation: Believe me people, I know it life is just a piece of shit everything is total crap that I don't even get it yet. Merciless shitty it is you should actually take a piss just to fuck and drink some beer keeps one from tearing one's hair. uhmm... yeah.. I don't think shausler would like this and I admit.. it sounds not so good in English.... actually, it isn't really great in German either Wow, das reimt sich ja sogar in deiner Übersetzung!!!! War das Absicht ? With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: Dancelot said: here's a quick attempt at a translation: Believe me people, I know it life is just a piece of shit everything is total crap that I don't even get it yet. Merciless shitty it is you should actually take a piss just to fuck and drink some beer keeps one from tearing one's hair. uhmm... yeah.. I don't think shausler would like this and I admit.. it sounds not so good in English.... actually, it isn't really great in German either Wow, das reimt sich ja sogar in deiner Übersetzung!!!! War das Absicht ? great job, Dancelot! it reminds me a bit of "the bright side of life"... life's a piece of shit when you look at it... | |
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Dancelot said:[quote] Heavenly said: OK, since you seem to be really interested Glaubt mir Leute, dass ich's weiss
das Leben ist ein Batzen Scheiss Alles ist so masslos Kacke, dass ich's kaum noch packe es ist so gnadenlos beschissen, man sollte eigentlich drauf pissen waer nicht das Voegeln und das Saufen, man muesste sich die Haare raufen here's a quick attempt at a translation: Believe me people, I know it life is just a piece of shit everything is total crap that I don't even get it yet. Merciless shitty it is you should actually take a piss just to fuck and drink some beer keeps one from tearing one's hair. uhmm... yeah.. I don't think shausler would like this and I admit.. it sounds not so good in English.... actually, it isn't really great in German either Good translated! | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Life is only as complicated as you make it...The less drama the better I am.
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RocknRollDave said: Faux said: The point is, of course, that upon being attacked by a bear, people would likely act instinctively by running.
Were it the same in every day life, where we needlessly mull and chew over every thing we do, we might find life is not so complicated at all. The difference being that when you are being chased by a bear you ain't got a lot of time to consider your options. Acting spontaneously on instinct may sound very noble and strong, but how many people would turn and run from the bear, trip over the nearest fallen tree and get savaged to death by the f*cker? Sometimes you can think too hard about life and about your next move, true .....but sometimes you can think way too little about things. The trick of course is working out which one to do at any given time, and if I knew the answer to that I wouldn't be Orging it at work right now, I'd be sunning it as I count my millions aboard my luxury yacht with my famous friends and naked models [Edited 12/10/04 3:16am] We always think too hard about life, and often about extremely trivial things. It's no wonder we can work ourselves into a state sometimes when we heap so much important at any given time on so many different things. "Acting spontaneously on instinct may sound very noble and strong" Acting on instinct could never be called as such or it wouldn't be instinct. The suggestion that it is noble and strong would make it seem calculated rather than spontaneous. The very point of it is that it is unknowing and instinctive. This is when I think we are at our best. You say we sometimes think too little, but thinking very rarely achieves anything. It's rare that someone can have a problem, and by thinking alone, solve it. If you don't have the solution I can't imagine u could simply sit and think and have it suddenly appear in your brain. Action is more like that not what would provide the solution. | |
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