There comes a time in every man's Org life, when he gets tired of foolin' around. U know: jugglin' hearts in a 3-ring circus, yadda-yadda-yadda...

Anyhoo...what I wanna know is:

1. If U were my Org girlfriend, would U remember to tell me all the things U forgot when U weren't my Org girlfriend?

2. If U were my best friend, would U take care of me and do all the things that only a best friend can?

3. If you were my Org girlfriend, would U let me dress U - I mean, help pick out your clothes before we go out? Not that you're helpless, just that I'm insecure and I'd wanna dress you up all slutty so that all the other guys would be envious?

4. If I was your 1 and only friend, would I run 2 U if somebody hurt me, even if that somebody was U (or sumthin' like that )?

5. Would U let me wash your hair?

6. Could U make me breakfast sometime?

7. Could I dress U up in fetishwear and spank you whilst I did you doggie-style?

8. Would U watch reality TV with me?

9. Would U not roll your eyes when I quoted Woody Allen, Seinfeld or Chris Rock for the umpteenth time?

10. Would U listen to Tom Waits with me?

11. Would U keep yourself in shape 'cause I'm shallow like that?

12. Would U pretend to be interested and laugh in the appropriate places when I told U about what I heard on Howard Stern that morning?

13. Would U tolerate my rather childish obsession with Bruce Springsteen (especially his career circa 1987-1993)?


Maybe U think I'm bein' a little self-centered...




Well, okay - I am. But, hey, you can't have everything.

Thanks for the clarification ACE!!
[Edited 11/23/04 11:07am]

Ace said:[quote]There comes a time in every man's Org life, when he gets tired of foolin' around. U know: jugglin' hearts in a 3-ring circus, yadda-yadda-yadda...

Anyhoo...what I wanna know is:


3. If you were my Org girlfriend, would U let me dress U - I mean, help pick out your clothes before we go out? Not that you're helpless, just that I'm insecure and I'd wanna dress you up all slutty so that all the other guys would be envious? As long as you include Manolo stilettos

4. If I was your 1 and only friend, would I run 2 U if somebody hurt me, even if that somebody was U (or sumthin' like that )? I'd run kick your ass if U hurt me
5. Would U let me wash your hair? As long as U use Frederik Fekkai products and a hot oil treatment.

6. Could U make me breakfast sometime? Will caviar & eggs do served in a French maid's outfit?
7. Could I dress U up in fetishwear and spank you whilst I did you doggie-style? As long as the paddle is leather clad.

9. Would U not roll your eyes when I quoted Woody Allen, Seinfeld or Chris Rock for the umpteenth time? Chris Rock only

11. Would U keep yourself in shape 'cause I'm shallow like that? I bet I'd have 2 whip your behind into shape.
12. Would U pretend to be interested and laugh in the appropriate places when I told U about what I heard on Howard Stern that morning? I'm an air sign - that easy to do.
13. Would U tolerate my rather childish obsession with Bruce Springsteen (especially his career circa 1987-1993)? As long as you tolerate my obsession with Prince circa forever.

1sexymf said:

Mais bien sur.



As long as the French maid's outfit is involved, I'll eat cardboard.



I prefer my bare hand.



Nuh-uh:

Umm...I must say I'd say No to all questions except 5, and there i'd love to have you in the shower with me

Kayleigh said:

I will make allowances for complete and utter H-O-T-Tness.

No - wait a minute! As Azure said in her thread, an Org(girlfriend) is a very serious thing! It can't be based on looks alone.

Ace said:

Really? Well, then I dunno...

Nice one, Ace! Did you find the orger of your dreams on this thread?

(I've changed my mind... it can be based on looks alone when orgering up a friend)

AzureStarr said:

"Orgering up"

We are currently reviewing the applications, but the position is still open.

There comes a time in every man's Org life, when he gets tired of foolin' around. U know: jugglin' hearts in a 3-ring circus, yadda-yadda-yadda...

Anyhoo...what I wanna know is:

1. If U were my Org girlfriend, would U remember to tell me all the things U forgot when U weren't my Org girlfriend? No, my memory is going and I fear I won't remember what I forgot... what? That really makes no sense.

2. If U were my best friend, would U take care of me and do all the things that only a best friend can? Of course, though, I'm not the best friend in the world, so I'd do the best I could, which may not be good enough for you.

3. If you were my Org girlfriend, would U let me dress U - I mean, help pick out your clothes before we go out? Not that you're helpless, just that I'm insecure and I'd wanna dress you up all slutty so that all the other guys would be envious? Of course. I'd be there to help you through your insecurites in any way that I could.

4. If I was your 1 and only friend, would I run 2 U if somebody hurt me, even if that somebody was U (or sumthin' like that )? You've got that backwards. Yes, I'd run to you to tell you all the ways, in the entire time that I've known you, how you've hurt me. Then, we'd re-hash them all over again.

5. Would U let me wash your hair? There is nothing sweeter than a man washing your hair and them combing it. You'd comb it as well.

6. Could U make me breakfast sometime? Maybe. But, more than likely I'd lay on the stainless and watch you make breakfast for me.

7. Could I dress U up in fetishwear and spank you whilst I did you doggie-style? Hmmm... do I have to bark like a dog, too?

8. Would U watch reality TV with me? Only if you watch court tv with me.

9. Would U not roll your eyes when I quoted Woody Allen, Seinfeld or Chris Rock for the umpteenth time? I would roll them, but I'd do it as I turned away so that you wouldn't see.

10. Would U listen to Tom Waits with me? For how long?

11. Would U keep yourself in shape 'cause I'm shallow like that? Probably not. I'd keep myself in shape because I wanted to, for me. Besides, I'm trying to find a man that would love me if I let myself go. Those are the men that'd stick with you if you lost an arm or leg.

12. Would U pretend to be interested and laugh in the appropriate places when I told U about what I heard on Howard Stern that morning? I'd pretend to be interested, but I may not know where the appropriate places were to laugh as I don't find him funny anymore. You'd have to give me signals.

13. Would U tolerate my rather childish obsession with Bruce Springsteen (especially his career circa 1987-1993)? Are you trying to scare your applicants off?


Maybe U think I'm bein' a little self-centered... Not at all...




Well, okay - I am. But, hey, you can't have everything. Sure ya can!

AzureStarr said:

Can't wait.


Someone's gettin' a little bossy! I'm the Top, remember? I'll comb your hair if I feel like it! ...Okay, okay...I feel like it.


If you'll lay on the stainless in fetishwear, I might consider it (although I'd probably have to take a break to shag you rotten )


No. But extra points for wearing a collar and leash.


Deal.


I'm sorry; the correct answer is "Of course not! I'd so enjoy watching all of these things with you that I'd be quoting them myself in no time!"


As long as it takes.


Oh, I'd stick with you if you lost and arm or a leg. Just not if you became a blubberpuss.



How's this for a signal?:

Sooo... ya wanna go out?

Ace said:

Ummm.. I respectfuly disagree