Tell us: if you had the dirt on Santa, what would you make him bring you for Xmas?

all i know is, i'd better get those cha-cha heels i asked for.

That BEAUTIFUL $500 Baby Phat coat I saw at the mall!!


Smooches;)

ACE,
Can you guess what I would want Santa to bring me>

1sexymf said:

Am I close?

OOOH, I should have known you would say something like that.
No, I want that from YOU, not fat ass Santa.

Anxiety said:

you John Waters freek, you're killin me over here

Slave2daGroove said:

BRING ME MORE PRESENTS!!!!!

Anxiety said:

just the mom and dad laying in the christmas tree after Divine doesn't get the Cha Cha boots and the ass kicking begins

Man, I thought there was gonna be a link to a game that let me beat up Santa.

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

I got your cha-cha right here.

superspaceboy said:

NOW GIVE ME TEN DOLLARS!!!

Anxiety said:

Is that how much your cha-cha goes for these days...or is that a holiday discount?

superspaceboy said:

i give deep discount for the holiday season.

Merry Christmas indeed...

Oh yes, Santa--Hurry down the chimney tonight.

glamslamkid said:

STAY DAMMIT!! my pics never show up...but..

[Edited 12/8/04 21:35pm]

oh yes....that's a nice stocking stuffer....

....they don't make these toys at the north pole!!

Anxiety said:

I cant see the red X's

glamslamkid said:

paisleypark4 said:

WTF???? they were just up goddammit!!!!!

I want sum Dwayne johnson in the bed wit sum big black Timbalands on

glamslamkid said:

This right?



Dammit
[Edited 12/8/04 22:08pm]

ONe of those big fat jumbo airplanes they're building in France! It's interior is apparantly the size of the inside of a belly of a whale!! It seats up to 600 passengers and it has a bar!