http://www.wral.com/news/...etail.html

MINNEAPOLIS -- The man was bitten in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for allegedly running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood.

Police said the dog bit the man in order to protect its handler. Police say the man started hitting the officer and the police dog did what it was trained to do -- protect its human partner.

A police spokesman said police dogs are trained to bite if their partner is attacked. He said the dogs are not trained to bite in the groin area, but that it's likely the dog jumped and bit the man while he was moving around.

The dog, which was still leashed, bit the suspect to protect the officer.

The 19-year-old-man was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries.

Police reports said a police canine unit found the nude suspect shortly after noon Tuesday in a house. Police said the suspect began hitting an officer who ordered him out of the house.

Police say the man continued to attack officers even after he was bit. Police used a stun gun to subdue him.

why don't any nude 19 year olds run up in my house?

I guess this is one of the Minneapolitan customs that I overlooked during my Org Invasion visit!

Suddenly the old adage, "if you've got it, flaunt it"...

...looks slightly flawed.

I therefore propose a new adage:

"If you've got it, flaunt it, provided you aren't assaulting police officers accompanied by genital-biting canines."

This is a time where my micro-penis would benefit me. "Go ahead dog! Try to bite it! That's right, you CAN'T!!!"....it would just slip between that mutt's teeth...

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Dog gets a free floss.

Oh people are up in arms around here about this. People are suggesting that the police should carry nets instead of dogs so this kind of thing won't happen. He attacked an officer so in my mind he is lucky he isn't dead.

lovemachine said:

Are you serious? That's silly! The dog did what it was supposed to do.

Anxiety said:

hmm... taking notes for Amsterdam.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Exactly! I'm all for keeping a check on police brutality and overaggressiveness, but this CRIMINAL deserved what he got. Had he not been running around naked into people's homes, there would have been no police/dog action. Sheesh!

I don't suppose there are any pictures floating around of this?

GangstaFam said:

Probably not, but I bet his crotch looked something like ground beef: