You have a funny way to show you're pissed off, but I'm also glad you're ok and sorry bout the car

TheFrog said:

Is that the culprit froggy?

Damn you Lorry driving rascal!!!! Why, we ought to pull your pants down!

irresistibleb1tch said:

thank you

Tricycle pictures...uhmm...they'll come once i've managed to ride without stablizers (i'm a bit embarrassed about showing me on a trike with stablizers, as you can probably appreciate)

Steadwood said:

thank you, stead

The lorry driver was a very nice chap actually, and thank goodness he wasn't hurt. He was the one who called the police, so i'm thankful it was him and not some wanker who runs away.

TheFrog said:

...which is exactly what happened to me, bang went my car, my no-claims and my going-out money for the next three years.

Which is a convoluted way of saying:

Sorry to hear your bad news mate, that sucks, but hey, could have been much worse.


Fingers crossed for a swift insurance settlement and a nice new car soon..(not that Ploppy could ever be replaced, but in time you could learn to love another in almost the same way)


All the best mr Frog, Sir.

TheFrog said:

duh! that's why we want to see it!

gemini13 said:

yeah, you're right, & cheers - good to see you.

if they try and tell me it's not totalled i'm going to go down the garage and smash it with a hammer till they do.

TheFrog said:

Awwww. You know I'm fond of you. I'm glad you didn't get hurt. You deserve a holiday gift, why not a car?

Sorry to hear this Froggie

Glad you're ok

irresistibleb1tch said:

er...my arm just fell off too, so it'll take a while to work the scanner.

So you're happy because your car was smashed?
Maybe you're just still smiling from that blow job this Fate lady gave you (See Lolly? I told you he's cheating on you )

gemini13 said:

i deserve fuck all, to be honest.

Santa knows i been a bad little boy this year.

My beloved Ploppy (in background), now deceased.

RIP

TheFrog said:

maybe heavenly is right where is that cute little box???

lollyp0p said:

What?

gemini13 said:

I can't believe my luck!!

Woke up this morning, feeling shit - get ready for work and go outside into what was a bitter, sharp and cold breeze. My legs were weary, my heart heavy.

I was as unhappy as a child who eagerly opens his one and only Christmas present to find an IOU from his parents.

But then - oh, praise be!! - Fate gave me a blow job and said, well done froggy boy! Loads of police cars are surrounding a mangled heap just outside of my house. The mangled heap, it transpires is (or was) my car.

I cannot express my delight at seeing my lovely car, which i've had since i first started driving, utterly destroyed. The car, which i have always called "Ploppy", had its entire left side smashed to shit - had anyone been sitting in the car on that side, they would have been killed instantly.

Christmas has come early for me! Totally unable to drive anywhere when i really need to, i'm pleased as punch!

lollyp0p said:

gemini13 said:

are you flirting with me so you can get froggies

lollyp0p said:

Hmmmmm, could be....

Are those ben-wa balls?

gemini13 said:

they are shiny and silver

lollyp0p said:

Yeah? But where do you put them?