I can't believe my luck!!

Woke up this morning, feeling shit - get ready for work and go outside into what was a bitter, sharp and cold breeze. My legs were weary, my heart heavy.

I was as unhappy as a child who eagerly opens his one and only Christmas present to find an IOU from his parents.

But then - oh, praise be!! - Fate gave me a blow job and said, well done froggy boy! Loads of police cars are surrounding a mangled heap just outside of my house. The mangled heap, it transpires is (or was) my car.

I cannot express my delight at seeing my lovely car, which i've had since i first started driving, utterly destroyed. The car, which i have always called "Ploppy", had its entire left side smashed to shit - had anyone been sitting in the car on that side, they would have been killed instantly.

Christmas has come early for me! Totally unable to drive anywhere when i really need to, i'm pleased as punch!

I'm just glad you're alright man.

Glad to hear you are having fun

subhuman09 said:

thanks.

REDFEATHERS said:

yup, time of my life.

I'm sorry to hear this I'm glad you're okay


How did Ploppy meet his fate?

Shit Frog.... pretty crappy start to the day man!

At least things can only get better from here....

... hopefully...

that sucks froggie


hey at least you werent in the car

My beloved Ploppy (in background), now deceased.

RIP

Lleena said:

thank you Ploppy passed away due to a high-impact collision. He put up no resistance whatsoever, bless.

Steadwood said:

thank you, stead

The lorry driver was a very nice chap actually, and thank goodness he wasn't hurt. He was the one who called the police, so i'm thankful it was him and not some wanker who runs away.

RocknRollisalive said:

thanks alive. things can only get better, but they will get worse.

no doubt the insurance company will blame the fox and tell me to sue it.

ella731 said:

thank you sweetie. you're right, i should be glad that nobody got hurt.

TheFrog said:

would it help if I smashed myself into your side?

IstenSzek said:

are you insured?

So you're happy because your car was smashed?
Maybe you're just still smiling from that blow job this Fate lady gave you (See Lolly? I told you he's cheating on you )

Heavenly said:

i was just - for the first time ever, in fact - in a deeply sarcastic mood this morning. I'm extremely pissed off about my car being smashed to smithereens.

And the fate lady was crap, anyway.

Xmas spirt, you have to love it.

Seriously, I hope the Insurance company don't give you shit over this and you can get a replacement pretty quick.

TheFrog said:

In fact, I own an insurance firm together with my dad


so we could crash a bit AND get some cash afterwards

PREDOMINANT said:

cheers, predom.

a replacement...well i'm pedalling to work on a small tricycle as a replacement currently, with my knees around my ears.

it gets me from A to B anyway.

IstenSzek said:

Crash & Cash sounds good to me. In fact, it sounds like a quiz show on Granada Men & Motors.

Not that i watch such filth, of course.

senik said:

cheers buddy ( <--- girly hug )

if Ploppy really is with K.I.T.T i can sleep at night happy. What a wonderful car to be in the company of.

thanks for your kind words.

Amen.

Look on the bright side....you can get a new car, right?


Hopefully, you can get it deemed as totaled.

You have a funny way to show you're pissed off, but I'm also glad you're ok and sorry bout the car

TheFrog said:

Is that the culprit froggy?

Damn you Lorry driving rascal!!!! Why, we ought to pull your pants down!

irresistibleb1tch said:

thank you

Tricycle pictures...uhmm...they'll come once i've managed to ride without stablizers (i'm a bit embarrassed about showing me on a trike with stablizers, as you can probably appreciate)

gemini13 said:

yeah, you're right, & cheers - good to see you.

if they try and tell me it's not totalled i'm going to go down the garage and smash it with a hammer till they do.