Roach Muffin

Ingredients: half a cup of butter a quarter of a cup of sugar 1 egg 1 and a half cups of old mashed bananas 1 and three quarters cups of self-raising flour half a teaspoon of nutmeg a quarter of a tea-spoon of baking soda a handful of cockroaches Method: pre-heat the oven and grease your muffin pans. Blend the butter and sugar, together, and then mix in the egg and banana. Combine the dry ingredients and then mix them into the wet ingredients. Place the mixture into the muffin tins and add a cockroach into each muffin. Push it in well then cook for about 20-25 minutes.

Grilled Gut

- Thoroughly clean all parts.
- Freshly killed, curly part of the sheep intestine.
- Piece of sheep fat.
- Sheep tripe.
- Place the piece of fat on the tripe.
- Wrap tightly with a bit of intestine.
- Place on a hot grill and toast till done.

YUM!

Kitty Litter Cake

Here's a recipe for kitty litter cake.

Bake cake of your choice in square pan (must be square because that's what kitty litter pans look like). Get white icing and color with a little blue and red food coloring, try to get it looking gray. Mix in coconut to get texture which resembles kitty litter. Roll some tootsie rolls in the coconut/icing mixture, leave some covered and some exposed.

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* BREWMASTER's STEAK *

1 cup Salad Oil -- 1 Tsp. pepper
2 cups BEER or ale -- 1 tsp. dry mustard ½ cup lemon juice -- 1 tsp. oregano 1½ tsp. salt -- 1 tsp. basil 2 cloves crushed garlic 1 10 pound chuck steak

Combine oil, BEER, lemon juice and seasonings; pour over steak. Refrigerate several ours or overnight. Barbecue in an open pit rotating on spit 30 minutes on each side. Or place in hot oven (450ºf) for 2 hours for rare steak.

* BEERED and BAKED ONIONS *

Wash and skin red onions and marinate them ½ hour in BEER. Cut a one-inch cross in top of each onion, place a hunk of butter in the cross and sprinkle with garlic salt and a little pepper. Wrap in foil and grill on coals 8-10 minutes or at oven temperature 400ºf for 25 minutes. Prepare one onion for each guest.

* BEER SALAD DRESSING *

½ cup olive oil -- fresh ground black 3 tblsp wine vinegar -- to taste. ¼ cup BEER -- dash garlic powder ¾ teaspoon sea salt (regular salt will do)

Beat or shake all ingredients together. Delicious when used with potato salad, cole slaw, marinade or pasta salads.

althom said:

althom said:

Revolution made this for his wife for her birthday

althom said:

You are VILE...

applekisses said:

Eeeeeewwwww!!!!!

althom said:

Here's the real recipe...


Kitty Litter Cake

Serving Size: 24

Notes:
This is a fun cake! It might look gross, but it does taste good!

Ingredients:
1 (18 oz.) box spice or german chocolate cake mix
1 (18 oz.) box white cake mix
1 pkg. white sandwich cookies
1 large box vanilla instant pudding mix
12 small tootsie rolls
1 litter box (preferably a NEW one!)
1 plastic scoop
green food coloring




Preparation:
Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans). Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble. Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in blender, they tend to stick, so scrape often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix using a fork or shake in a jar.
When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. You probably won't need all of the pudding, mix with the cake and "feel" it, you don't want it soggy, just moist; gently combine. Put mixture into clean litter box.

Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls and bury in mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over the top, this is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter. Heat remaining Tootsie Rolls, three at a time in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around. Serve with a new pooper scooper.

I think I'm going to be sick!

applekisses said:

Oh
My
God
LMAO !!!!!
This is awesome.

althom said:

HEY! You brought it up! Serves you right

applekisses said:

Last time I come around for dinner.

althom said:

Well...that might be a good thing for you...it will save your teeth and prevent any broken bones

applekisses said:

That's your mother's cooking.

althom said:

True...my cooking is safe

applekisses said: