Gotta go with Steven Tyler.
I really don't get it.
He looks like he needs a shower and a dentist.
Imagine how his spandex smell?
Uh, I just spit up in my mouth a little bit.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Paris Hilton.

I'm sorry, but Heroine chic isn't my thing.
I need junk in the trunk.

I mean, NOT to the point where the trunk hangs so low that it sweeps up after itself, but Paris?? damn.

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Steven Tyler is one of the hottest people ever to live. I left the Aerosmith concert I went to as wet as I have ever been or will ever be.


What I can't handle are bunchy men. Here's what I'm talkin' about:

Hey Tackam - TMI
But I still love ya!

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and all those other Barbie clones

Jessica Simpson and her wannabe goth sister

A few female Orgers who think they are all that and a bag of chips (names withheld to protect the guilty)

Winona Ryder (she was cute in Heathers and Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael, but she didn't do it for me any other time)

Janet Jackson

Kate Moss

Fleshofmyflesh said:

"TMI" should be my org username. I've said many times, I can never run for political office in my life d/t all of the things I've said on the org over the years.

tackam said:

I loved it.
You really put it out there for us.
But what is it about ST that did that to you?
I want to understand this.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Um. . .hmm. Well, I do like skinny scrappy guys, so part of it is just aesthetic. But the way he moves, his voice. . .his style. It's a total-package kind of thing.





Lawd help me. . .



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i agree with you on "bunchy" men! i like stocky-ish guys, but those roundy-roundy muscle guys are gross to me. they look like walking leather sofas. NOT HOT!!!

you know who else is gross to me? andie fucking macdowell. she creeps me out MAJORLY. i think she looks like a vampire or an alien, or - especially - i think she looks like the monster in PREDATOR. those long-ass teeth and those creepy eyes...UGH!!!

Anxiety said:

Oh please,

This dude ain't so bad:


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Oh Anxiety!!!!! Come give mama a big kiss!!

althom said:

AsianBomb777 said:

when did roseanne start taking steroids and what the hell is wrong with her CROTCH?!

Brad Pitt - looks like a Ken doll

Anxiety said:

Gasp! I think she's hot!

Mine has to be Paris Hilton. I just don't get it! And Beth O, Howard Stern's girlfriend. She looks plastic and kind of like a trannii! I seriously only think people sing her praises on his show to kiss his ass. She's got an awesome body (something Paris doesn't have) but a butter face.

And I don't get what girls see in Brad Pitt. I'm not into guys but I can tell when a guy is good looking and he might be but he also looks like he is missing some essentail choromsomes!

lilmissmissy said:

Yeah, Chromagnin Ken! Glad girls think so, too!
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VinnyM27 said:

i kinda agree - i don't think he's gross, but i do think he's boring looking. whenever i say that, i always get "yeah, but you'd sleep with him if he asked" as a response. to which i say, "yeah, but i'll also eat a potato chip i find on the floor if it's in my house."

lilmissmissy said:

I so agree! I don't find him hideous, but I don't find him attractive at all...a nice body, yes (especially in Troy ) but that's it

Oh and one more: Tara Ried.

She makes me want to vomit.

She has that strange demonic barbie doll drag-queen look to her. Kind of like Pamela Anderson.

AsianBomb777 said:

not to mention her franken-nipples.

Anxiety said:

Leather sofas: Yeah, I have a boytoy who is kind of the stocky type. . .not short, he's taller than I am, but just sort of substantial without working at it. That's fine. But bodybuilder types. . .I mean, I wouldn't reject one if I liked them as a person, but almost ANYTHING else is more appealing to me physically. Remember the smelly goat thread? Either option sounds better than a bodybuilder.

And totally with you on the MacDowell front. WTF? Looks like a standard poodle without the benefit of the fancy haircut.

seriously, i've had nightmares about andie macdowell.

Many that have already been said: Britney, Christina Aguilera, Paris Hilton, most blonde barbie-doll types, and indeed most 'sexy' blondes in showbiz that people find attractive.

Exploitation.







Oh, I'm trying too hard.

I'll play by the rules:

Gwen Stefani
Madonna
Pam Anderson
Anna Nicole Smith
Paris Hilton
Heidi Klume
(Gosh, anybody who fits that blonde, barbie deal. Never been my cuppa tea.)

Also:

Halle Berry
Tyra Banks
Beyonce
and Apollonia.




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Many, many, MANY people... Dylan McDermott to name one...

CalhounSq said:

ok, i gotta split with ya there. i think he comes off as dull as a mound of sand, but i'd get with dylan mcdermott in a hot heartbeat.

Anxiety said:

I just don't get what people see in him, but Dermott Mulroney, on the other hand, is scruffy cute

Oh here comes my list... I was just about to go to bed, and now here I am, sleepy and cranky, writing out a list of celebrities I hate to look at...

Bret Michaels (monkey lips, even worse than Steven Tyler. And I've seen him twice in person; he is UGLY)
Joe Elliot (lead singer of Def Leppard; although he seems to have gotten better with age...)
John Mayer (he looks retarded; have you seen him sing?! Now if he actually were retarded I'd be fine with him, but since he seems perfectly normal the fact that people think he's hot really freaks me out)
Kirsten Dunst (she's as pale and plain as I am and yet she's famous, how?)
Tom Hanks
Antonio Banderas (I swear, that is the ugliest excuse for a Spanish man)
Britney Spears (what is wrong with her FACE?!)
Paris Hilton (it's been said before and here it is again; that girl is UGLY)
Stone Cold Steve Austin
The Rock
Owen Wilson (even if his nose was normal, I'd still think he's ugly)
Vin Deisel
Matthew Lillard
Jonathan Rhys-Meyer
Keira Knightly (or however ya spell it; ever see Bend it Like Beckham? I think she looks scary!)
Russel Crowe (sorry, I love his movies, but the sight of him sickens me)
Mena Suvari (FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME glorified like it's beauty to be coveted; I need not say more)
Kevin Costner
Julianne Moore
Cameron Diaz (she's just scary!)
Justin Timberlake too!
Actually the entire NSync group!
Uma Thurman (scary!)
Arnold Schwartzenaager (eep!)
Ben Affleck (he has the biggest head in the world; he looks like he's gonna float away!)
Matt Damon
Jude Law
Jessica Simpson
The Dixie Chicks (even though I'm tremendously proud of the things that come out of their mouths sometimes...)

Wow, that list is huge! Sorry! I spend a lot of time brooding over ugly celebrities... Well that concludes my list for tonight. I'm off to bed. G-night!

Anxiety said:

HA!