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Thread started 12/04/04 8:46am

Taureau

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Fuck Christmas trees and all that tacky decoration bullshit.

Because I'm going to visit my family in the UK over Christmas I'm not going to waste time doing decorations and trees, it's just not worth it! I leave here on the 22nd which means I have to suffer all the festivities until I get to the UK, and this just makes me angry and bitter. I know I will enjoy Christmas once I'm with the family, and will even delight in the various glittery things and cards that will be blue-tac'd up all over the place. However, until then I have to wallow in an XMas-free atmosphere pout

Here's to all those folks who don't celebrate the holidays, or can't be assed with dumb meaningless, vulgar, tasteless and TACKY decorations woot!
jerkoff.....drool BULLSEYE! cool
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Reply #1 posted 12/04/04 8:50am

BinaryJustin

Surely you could drape a little tinsel over your monitor?
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Reply #2 posted 12/04/04 8:50am

TheDuck

Taureau said:

Because I'm going to visit my family in the UK over Christmas I'm not going to waste time doing decorations and trees, it's just not worth it! I leave here on the 22nd which means I have to suffer all the festivities until I get to the UK, and this just makes me angry and bitter. I know I will enjoy Christmas once I'm with the family, and will even delight in the various glittery things and cards that will be blue-tac'd up all over the place. However, until then I have to wallow in an XMas-free atmosphere pout

Here's to all those folks who don't celebrate the holidays, or can't be assed with dumb meaningless, vulgar, tasteless and TACKY decorations woot!

i see a stocking full of coal in someones future smile
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Reply #3 posted 12/04/04 8:51am

kiss85

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hug

I still have to deal with puttin up lights outside the house today, in 0-degree weather AND put up the tree. If it werent for my lil' sisters..... rolleyes
They did WHAT??!.... disbelief
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Reply #4 posted 12/04/04 8:54am

Taureau

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BinaryJustin said:

Surely you could drape a little tinsel over your monitor?



Why? It will just make my desk look more messy than it is! What the hell does tinsel represent anyway? pout
jerkoff.....drool BULLSEYE! cool
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Reply #5 posted 12/04/04 8:57am

BinaryJustin

Taureau said:

BinaryJustin said:

Surely you could drape a little tinsel over your monitor?



Why? It will just make my desk look more messy than it is! What the hell does tinsel represent anyway? pout


I don't know. I'm gay. I like shiny things. Embrace your inner-tinselness.
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Reply #6 posted 12/04/04 9:00am

Taureau

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BinaryJustin said:

Taureau said:




Why? It will just make my desk look more messy than it is! What the hell does tinsel represent anyway? pout


I don't know. I'm gay. I like shiny things. Embrace your inner-tinselness.


In that case, magpies are the gayest birds in the world! hmph!
jerkoff.....drool BULLSEYE! cool
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Reply #7 posted 12/04/04 9:01am

AndGodCreatedM
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BinaryJustin said:

Taureau said:




Why? It will just make my desk look more messy than it is! What the hell does tinsel represent anyway? pout


I don't know. I'm gay. I like shiny things. Embrace your inner-tinselness.



disbelief that has nothing to do with you being gay Binary don't make up excuses you're just a person that like to cheer up the place around xmass biggrin

nothing wrong with that;)

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Reply #8 posted 12/04/04 9:13am

Taureau

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AndGodCreatedMe said:

BinaryJustin said:



I don't know. I'm gay. I like shiny things. Embrace your inner-tinselness.



disbelief that has nothing to do with you being gay Binary don't make up excuses you're just a person that like to cheer up the place around xmass biggrin

nothing wrong with that;)

sp edit mad
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CHEER UP THE PLACE?


It's like the home improvement version of a VERY CHEAP PROSTITUTE. hmph!
jerkoff.....drool BULLSEYE! cool
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Reply #9 posted 12/04/04 9:19am

BinaryJustin

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Reply #10 posted 12/04/04 9:25am

Taureau

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BinaryJustin said:




headache JEZEBEL!!!!
jerkoff.....drool BULLSEYE! cool
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Reply #11 posted 12/04/04 9:40am

superspaceboy

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Taureau said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:




disbelief that has nothing to do with you being gay Binary don't make up excuses you're just a person that like to cheer up the place around xmass biggrin

nothing wrong with that;)

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CHEER UP THE PLACE?




It's like the home improvement version of a VERY CHEAP PROSTITUTE. hmph!



eek hmph! Fine. Call me a ho-ho-ho then! I like Xmas Decor.

Christian Zombie Vampires

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Reply #12 posted 12/04/04 9:41am

BinaryJustin

AndGodCreatedMe said:

BinaryJustin said:



I don't know. I'm gay. I like shiny things. Embrace your inner-tinselness.



disbelief that has nothing to do with you being gay Binary don't make up excuses you're just a person that like to cheer up the place around xmass biggrin


Are you sure about that? Another 'mo has come out in defence of all things glittery! See this thread! http://www.prince.org/msg/100/124691

lol
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Reply #13 posted 12/04/04 9:58am

Taureau

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BinaryJustin said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:




disbelief that has nothing to do with you being gay Binary don't make up excuses you're just a person that like to cheer up the place around xmass biggrin


Are you sure about that? Another 'mo has come out in defence of all things glittery! See this thread! http://www.prince.org/msg/100/124691

lol


New avatar! Congratz! And a Merry decoration-free XMas! hug
jerkoff.....drool BULLSEYE! cool
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Reply #14 posted 12/04/04 10:02am

BabyGirl

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singin

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me
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Reply #15 posted 12/04/04 10:04am

BinaryJustin

Taureau said:

BinaryJustin said:



Are you sure about that? Another 'mo has come out in defence of all things glittery! See this thread! http://www.prince.org/msg/100/124691

lol


New avatar! Congratz! And a Merry decoration-free XMas! hug


Oh yeah - the new avatar... Sorry it isn't more exciting.

Anyway, come over here you and stand under this mistletoe.

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Reply #16 posted 12/04/04 10:15am

Taureau

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BinaryJustin said:

Taureau said:



New avatar! Congratz! And a Merry decoration-free XMas! hug


Oh yeah - the new avatar... Sorry it isn't more exciting.

Anyway, come over here you and stand under this mistletoe.



lol oral
jerkoff.....drool BULLSEYE! cool
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Reply #17 posted 12/04/04 10:16am

BinaryJustin

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lol oral


lick
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Reply #18 posted 12/04/04 11:20am

psychodelicide

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BabyGirl said:

singin

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.



lol I love the show "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", it's a classic and a show that I enjoy watching every year. I like how the show tells kids that Christmas is not just about presents, which I think a lot of kids think it is (and I know I probably did too as a kid).
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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Reply #19 posted 12/04/04 12:07pm

Taureau

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The Grinch rocks! woot!


As do presents! Lots of presents! woot!
jerkoff.....drool BULLSEYE! cool
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