Imagine the possibilities.

Imagine if vaginas were the stockings themselves, like, it was custom in some country to hang a naked woman upside down from the mantle piece on Christmas Eve

Mmmmmm.....bearded clams.....mmmmm

I suppose you'd be able to stuff the stocking stuffer

Are we talking "vagina" or are we talking "pussy"?

theVelvetRoper said:

bearded clams.

AsianBomb777 said:

But really, think about it.

If you gave away vaginas for Chirstmas, think of the possibilities.

It would be the first step towards solving the isrele-palastinian crisis, finding WMD in Iraq, North Korea's Nuclear deliima, and ended the perverse proliferation Nuclear weapons here in the U.S.A.

Vaginas for peace, yall.
Vaginas for peace.

AsianBomb777 said:

Oh, I see.

AsianBomb777 said:

Saddam hid his WMDs in vaginas?

Instead of shaking the box, you could just smell it to know what was inside.

They're not so go out and pull!!!!

It would give a whole new meaning to the phrase "Tis the season to be jolly".

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Yes, but some poeple don't like vaginas. Dare I say it, some poeple would be horrified.

We could end up scaring poeple with vaginas instead of cheering them up.

They'd empty out their stockings as if they where shaking out their boots to see if spiders or scorpions would fall out, instead of faithfully and joyfully just reaching into the stocking.


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AsianBomb777 said:

Again, they could just use the smell test.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I don't really like it when men talk about women's anatomy in this way

I guess I'm just old-fashioned.

Reincarnate said:

I feel the same way.

Ok...this thread is weird, nasty, and icky all rolled into one...