Nick & Jessica Christmas Puke Fest stole all of the cheer from the Holiday, with Crappy songs, shitty sets, half baked ideas and staeling ones from other classic Christmas moments...like Jessica sticking her tounge to a SO VERY fake flag pole. Ha Ha that's not funny. Loved it when they both thought their wishes really hard and came up with nada.

Who is this Jessica Creature? And why is she famous? Is she some sort of singer or something. I don't live under a rock, but I don't pay attention to these er "celebrities". Is that Nick beast from a boy band or something? I think i need Crappy Celebrity 101...where it goes over Avril, Jessica, Ashleeeee, and all of these other dingbats and nitwits that get paid ooodles of cash to do absolutely nothing. FOgive me for saying this...but crap like the Nick and Slutho show makes me YEARN for the good ole days of Donnie and Marie.

I avoided this one on purpose.

I hate the way she sings & those facial expressions
She drives me nuts

ThreadCula said:

ThreadCula said:

You mean facial contortions.

ThreadCula said:

yeah the way she sang wasn't that good. It was like she was trying too hard and she dragged some of the songs.

was it as bad as their variety show special from this summer? if so, i'm sorry i missed it - it was one of the most unintentionally hilarious TV shows i've ever seen. i laughed until tears started rolling down my cheeks - and that was just during jessica's singing!

Anxiety said:

it was worse

Nick sung a song about a receipt

ThreadCula said:

they continue to lower the bar, i see...

It wasn't even unintentionally funny, ala Glitter or Showgirls, it was just BAD. With jokes like Nick recording a "day after christmas album..." I don't know how in the hell that show even made it on the air. Just show another re-run of Rudolph for christs sake...

Tom said:

Believe it or not Rudolph was on one hour earlier...another network though.

Sweet Jesus in Heaven.
Father of all that is good and holy.
This show was so bad it made me want to cancel Christmas. I have converted to Judaism. Thanks J and N. Thanks alot.

So bad all you could was laugh at it....

Still luv Jessica!!!

bds70 said:

Serious question.
When she first came out, I was blown away by her voice.
What the hell has happened?
She doesn't even sound like the same person.
It's just dreadful. Like she's trying to sound like Marilyn singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR PRESIDENT.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Maybe she was...I always felt Jessica is a good singer, maybe it was just one of those days....

I flipped over to it every few mintues. Terrible beyond belief. you watched the whole thing? Are you alright? You probably need medical attention!

I like the fact that it's "Nick and Jessica" and all skits I saw seemed to try and push him more than her (he was Donald Trump, than there was thing about being "Lost" in a parking strcure. Let's face it, Nick. The really, really dumb one (you're just the "really dumb one") is wearing the pants.

VinnyM27 said:

It is a variety show!!! You people crack me up!! Jessica Simpson has never implied she was the best singer, actress or anything. Everyone judges her from her show and think she's stupid, but ask yourself a couple questions 1) Does the way Jessica Simpson is in real life impact your life in any way shape or form?? 2)Does the way Jessica sings pay your bills?? 3) Is she a personal friend or relative that you feel embarrased by her?? 4) In a music industry where music degrades women, glorifies being rich, and sexual inuendos. How can her music be offensive??

You don't like her and that is fine, if you don't like her music don't buy it, if you don't like her shows, don't watch them!!

It think she's a good role model for young children, she has strong family values and strong beleif in God. Her music is cheesy, no denying that give her some credit for being herself.