Day 29 of my banishment

Oh well. Here I am banished from from my own mannequin dinner. What to do in the meantime as I wait to hear from Ben, who is taking a month to respond to Matt's "actions"?

Hmm...I know! I'll sing a song!

Anyone who knows this feel free to join in!

One-hundred bottles of beer on the wall, One-hundred bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall!

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, Ninety-nine bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall!

Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall, Ninety-eight bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Ninety-seven bottles of beer on the wall!

Ninety-seven bottles of beer on the wall, Ninety-seven bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Ninety-six bottles of beer on the wall!

Ninety-six bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-six bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Ninety-five bottles of beer on the wall!

Ninety-five bottles of beer on the wall, Ninety-five bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Ninety-four bottles of beer on the wall!

Ninety-four bottles of beer on the wall, Ninety-four bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Ninety-three bottles of beer on the wall!

Ninety-three bottles of beer on the wall, Ninety-three bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Ninety-two bottles of beer on the wall!

Ninety-two bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-two bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Ninety-one bottles of beer on the wall!

Ninety-one bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-one bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Ninety bottles of beer on the wall!

Ninety bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Eighty-nine bottles of beer on the wall!

Eighty-nine bottles of beer on the wall, Eighty-nine bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Eighty-eight bottles of beer on the wall!

Eighty-eight bottles of beer on the wall, Eighty-eight bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Eighty-seven bottles of beer on the wall!

Eighty-seven bottles of beer on the wall, Eighty-seven bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Eighty-six bottles of beer on the wall!

Eighty-six bottles of beer on the wall,
Eighty-six bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Eighty-five bottles of beer on the wall!

Eighty-five bottles of beer on the wall, Eighty-five bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Eighty-four bottles of beer on the wall!

Eighty-four bottles of beer on the wall, Eighty-four bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Eighty-three bottles of beer on the wall!

Eighty-three bottles of beer on the wall, Eighty-three bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Eighty-two bottles of beer on the wall!

Eighty-two bottles of beer on the wall,
Eighty-two bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Eighty-one bottles of beer on the wall!

Eighty-one bottles of beer on the wall,
Eighty-one bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Eighty bottles of beer on the wall!

Eighty bottles of beer on the wall,
Eighty bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Seventy-nine bottles of beer on the wall!

Seventy-nine bottles of beer on the wall, Seventy-nine bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Seventy-eight bottles of beer on the wall!

Seventy-eight bottles of beer on the wall, Seventy-eight bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Seventy-seven bottles of beer on the wall!

Seventy-seven bottles of beer on the wall, Seventy-seven bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Seventy-six bottles of beer on the wall!

Seventy-six bottles of beer on the wall, Seventy-six bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Seventy-five bottles of beer on the wall!

Seventy-five bottles of beer on the wall, Seventy-five bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Seventy-four bottles of beer on the wall!

Seventy-four bottles of beer on the wall, Seventy-four bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Seventy-three bottles of beer on the wall!

Seventy-three bottles of beer on the wall, Seventy-three bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Seventy-two bottles of beer on the wall!

Seventy-two bottles of beer on the wall, Seventy-two bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Seventy-one bottles of beer on the wall!

Seventy-one bottles of beer on the wall, Seventy-one bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Seventy bottles of beer on the wall!

Seventy bottles of beer on the wall,
Seventy bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Sixty-nine bottles of beer on the wall!

Sixty-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Sixty-nine bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Sixty-eight bottles of beer on the wall!

Sixty-eight bottles of beer on the wall, Sixty-eight bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Sixty-seven bottles of beer on the wall!

Sixty-seven bottles of beer on the wall, Sixty-seven bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Sixty-six bottles of beer on the wall!

Sixty-six bottles of beer on the wall,
Sixty-six bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Sixty-five bottles of beer on the wall!

Sixty-five bottles of beer on the wall,
Sixty-five bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Sixty-four bottles of beer on the wall!

Sixty-four bottles of beer on the wall,
Sixty-four bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Sixty-three bottles of beer on the wall!

Sixty-three bottles of beer on the wall, Sixty-three bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Sixty-two bottles of beer on the wall!

Sixty-two bottles of beer on the wall,
Sixty-two bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Sixty-one bottles of beer on the wall!

Sixty-one bottles of beer on the wall,
Sixty-one bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Sixty bottles of beer on the wall!

Sixty bottles of beer on the wall,
Sixty bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Fifty-nine bottles of beer on the wall!

Fifty-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Fifty-nine bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Fifty-eight bottles of beer on the wall!

Fifty-eight bottles of beer on the wall, Fifty-eight bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Fifty-seven bottles of beer on the wall!

Fifty-seven bottles of beer on the wall, Fifty-seven bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Fifty-six bottles of beer on the wall!

Fifty-six bottles of beer on the wall,
Fifty-six bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Fifty-five bottles of beer on the wall!

Fifty-five bottles of beer on the wall,
Fifty-five bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Fifty-four bottles of beer on the wall!

Fifty-four bottles of beer on the wall,
Fifty-four bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Fifty-three bottles of beer on the wall!

Fifty-three bottles of beer on the wall, Fifty-three bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Fifty-two bottles of beer on the wall!

Fifty-two bottles of beer on the wall,
Fifty-two bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Fifty-one bottles of beer on the wall!

Fifty-one bottles of beer on the wall,
Fifty-one bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Fifty bottles of beer on the wall!

Fifty bottles of beer on the wall,
Fifty bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Forty-nine bottles of beer on the wall!

Forty-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Forty-nine bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Forty-eight bottles of beer on the wall!

Forty-eight bottles of beer on the wall, Forty-eight bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Forty-seven bottles of beer on the wall!

Forty-seven bottles of beer on the wall, Forty-seven bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Forty-six bottles of beer on the wall!

Forty-six bottles of beer on the wall,
Forty-six bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Forty-five bottles of beer on the wall!

Forty-five bottles of beer on the wall,
Forty-five bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Forty-four bottles of beer on the wall!

Forty-four bottles of beer on the wall,
Forty-four bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Forty-three bottles of beer on the wall!

Forty-three bottles of beer on the wall, Forty-three bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Forty-two bottles of beer on the wall!

Forty-two bottles of beer on the wall,
Forty-two bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Forty-one bottles of beer on the wall!

Forty-one bottles of beer on the wall,
Forty-one bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Forty bottles of beer on the wall!

Forty bottles of beer on the wall,
Forty bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Thirty-nine bottles of beer on the wall!

Thirty-nine bottles of beer on the wall, Thirty-nine bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Thirty-eight bottles of beer on the wall!

Thirty-eight bottles of beer on the wall, Thirty-eight bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Thirty-seven bottles of beer on the wall!

Thirty-seven bottles of beer on the wall, Thirty-seven bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Thirty-six bottles of beer on the wall!

Thirty-six bottles of beer on the wall,
Thirty-six bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Thirty-five bottles of beer on the wall!

Thirty-five bottles of beer on the wall, Thirty-five bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Thirty-four bottles of beer on the wall!

Thirty-four bottles of beer on the wall, Thirty-four bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Thirty-three bottles of beer on the wall!

Thirty-three bottles of beer on the wall, Thirty-three bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Thirty-two bottles of beer on the wall!

Thirty-two bottles of beer on the wall,
Thirty-two bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Thirty-one bottles of beer on the wall!

Thirty-one bottles of beer on the wall,
Thirty-one bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall!

Thirty bottles of beer on the wall,
Thirty bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Twenty-nine bottles of beer on the wall!

Twenty-nine bottles of beer on the wall, Twenty-nine bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Twenty-eight bottles of beer on the wall!

Twenty-eight bottles of beer on the wall, Twenty-eight bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Twenty-seven bottles of beer on the wall!

Twenty-seven bottles of beer on the wall, Twenty-seven bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Twenty-six bottles of beer on the wall!

Twenty-six bottles of beer on the wall,
Twenty-six bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Twenty-five bottles of beer on the wall!

Twenty-five bottles of beer on the wall, Twenty-five bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Twenty-four bottles of beer on the wall!

Twenty-four bottles of beer on the wall, Twenty-four bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Twenty-three bottles of beer on the wall!

Twenty-three bottles of beer on the wall, Twenty-three bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Twenty-two bottles of beer on the wall!

Twenty-two bottles of beer on the wall,
Twenty-two bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Twenty-one bottles of beer on the wall!

Twenty-one bottles of beer on the wall,
Twenty-one bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Twenty bottles of beer on the wall!

Twenty bottles of beer on the wall,
Twenty bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Nineteen bottles of beer on the wall!

Nineteen bottles of beer on the wall,
Nineteen bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Eighteen bottles of beer on the wall!

Eighteen bottles of beer on the wall,
Eighteen bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Seventeen bottles of beer on the wall!

Seventeen bottles of beer on the wall,
Seventeen bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Sixteen bottles of beer on the wall!

Sixteen bottles of beer on the wall,
Sixteen bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Fifteen bottles of beer on the wall!

Fifteen bottles of beer on the wall,
Fifteen bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Fourteen bottles of beer on the wall!

Fourteen bottles of beer on the wall,
Fourteen bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Thirteen bottles of beer on the wall!

Thirteen bottles of beer on the wall,
Thirteen bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Twelve bottles of beer on the wall!

Twelve bottles of beer on the wall,
Twelve bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Eleven bottles of beer on the wall!

Eleven bottles of beer on the wall,
Eleven bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Ten bottles of beer on the wall!

Ten bottles of beer on the wall,
Ten bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Nine bottles of beer on the wall!

Nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Nine bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Eight bottles of beer on the wall!

Eight bottles of beer on the wall,
Eight bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Seven bottles of beer on the wall!

Seven bottles of beer on the wall,
Seven bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Six bottles of beer on the wall!

Six bottles of beer on the wall,
Six bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Five bottles of beer on the wall!

Five bottles of beer on the wall,
Five bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Four bottles of beer on the wall!

Four bottles of beer on the wall,
Four bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Three bottles of beer on the wall!

Three bottles of beer on the wall,
Three bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Two bottles of beer on the wall!

Two bottles of beer on the wall,
Two bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around...wait...

where was I?

can we get weekly digests?

can we get weekly digests?

is he back yet?

Hey 9s I have singing this with you in mind.

Hark! the herald angels sing,
"Glory to the newborn King!
Peace on earth, and mercy mild,
God and sinners reconciled."
Joyful, all ye nations, rise,
Join the triumph of the skies;
With th' angelic host proclaim,
"Christ is born in Bethlehem."
Hark! the herald angels sing,
"Glory to the newborn King!

I don't know what will happen if they don't let his ass back on the Org..

I don't think I can endure "One-hundred bottles of beer on the wall, One-hundred bottles of beer!", again.

...beer...

Day 30 of my banishment

The powers of this world are clearly not sufficient to rescue me from my banishment. I have been putting this moment off, even as its stark reality has gripped the nether regions of my mind. I must turn to the dark side.
Invoke nefarious powers (no not EWM, who I think was also erroneously
banished) in order to free me from the shackles of earthly power.

I have studied all earthly subjects -- philosophy (not Ayn Rand, I said
philosophy) medicine ( pace mcmeekle), jurisprudence (lol), and, to my grief, English Lit. ( ). And yet I remain banished as before.
My Robot/captor is asleep; the mannequin army that rose up against me drowned in the quicksand that covers this island (Thanks mainly to all my digging! phew!); so now is the time to open those books of dark magic that conveniently washed up on shore while I was singing my beer song...

This old book, by one Paracelsus Swedenborg, gives me all sorts of spells to conjure spirits from regions not spoken of, places without shade (It even has a great recipe for fruit cake! How timely! ).

The Earth Spirit spits rebuffs my inquiry, the Spirit of the Macrocosm gives me a wedgie. I am ready to cash it all in and just devote my life to internet porn and poker...when I see this garbled speech, in an antiquated language that promises to summon him who cannot be named! Lucifer, The Lord of the Flies, Demogorgon!

I draw a pentagon (or is it a pentagram? ) on the floor (or is it ceiling? ) I get some newt juice ready and some eye of toad. (This has nothing to do with the spell. I just get peckish.)

I pronounce the words slowly...Malefactotum Orgoramum! Banorarum Undoum!
Quaidbowel Excrementum Nullifiicatum!

Poof!

A purple, foul smelling fog descends before my eyes..and when it raises I see the most frightful vision that ever I have seen!
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