Show yourself some love on this thread, since others aren't likely to, and tell us about how good you are.

Me, I'm witty, charming and intelligent, and people gravitate towards me, albeit usually with a clenched fist. I'm 23 years old and living in a far away country without proper toilet facilities. I make ends meet for a living and altogether I can speak 1.8 languages. I'm married and faithful and my wife is much more attractive than me. I do have a beard usually, but today I shaved and don't look evil. Overall I'm a good guy and very sincere.

Thank you.

Isn't that illegal?

For me --->

subhuman09 said:

What's illegal?

subhuman09 said:

Fine.


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I'll be back later. I have to go outside and drink vodka to the sound of barking dogs.

GreenTea said:

with your...in the...oh nevermind.

Look above.

subhuman09 said:

illegaL? I hope not... I have a beard too

MrSmoketoomuch said:

Depends on whose comb it is.



(...and pants.)
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subhuman09 said:

Um, yes, please don't 'love' yourself on this thread.

Or use another's comb for your beard.

ok now, everybody that's a rap... now get back to the topic and appreciate me goddammit!

GreenTea said:

I try more and more each day to keep this from turning into the usual Genital Discussion.

Quite a lovely thread really.

subhuman09 said:

Thank you Coming for you, that is a wonderful compliment.

GreenTea said:

The warm feelings will burn off and then you'll just see my name and start screaming:

"WHY HIM??? CAN'T ANYONE ELSE POST ON THIS DAMN THREAD?!?!? MUST HE INFECT IT WITH HIS DIABOLICAL NONSENSE? HE RARELY SAYS ANYTHING ANYWAY, JUST A BUNCH OF CRAP AND A FEW EMOTICONS! WHY????? WHY MUST I BE CURSED WITH THIS LAUGH-IN REJECT?!?"

It is pretty cool.

Ok, I'll try to answer

I'm witty and have a good sense of humor. I like myself and let it show.
I have many friends, am a loyal worker and love my family so much I'd never let anything harm them if I could help it.

I have all my own teeth, that itself should send you into spasms of ecstasy. But besides this I have an uncanny ability to shop for things I dont need and I love libraries.

Lleena said:

Oh, we have the two last ones in common as I'm not much of a shopper and I work in a public library

Lleena said:

I also still have my own teeth

And I love shopping with someone else's creditcard

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Kayleigh & AGCM

I am incredible.

My lame ass threads and meaningless topics seem to survive the scrutiny of time in the face of impossible odds.

That's talent.

AsianBomb777 said:

that's just good luck!

I can make spaghetti with my toes!

I can love! It's a strange thing nowadays, right?

Stripe said:

applekisses said:

Oh, thanx! It's very kind of you!

Stripe said:

You're welcome

GreenTea said:

... I'm just wondering what .8 of a language sounds like - do you miss out every 8th word or something? ....

Great thread btw!