If we all put in 50 cents we can get him this!

Sunbeam’s Woddles penguin waffle maker (WM3100 - $29.95 RRP) creates penguin-shaped waffles in minutes and features non-stick cooking plates for easy cleaning.
Partial to as he is!

Wait-would be a cannibal then?

subhuman09 said:

I couldn't find one that makes fish shaped waffles, dammnit. So I suppose this would make him a cannibal.

charlottegelin said:

It might be worth it-I doubt people would spend 50 cents though.

Maybe if they got a designer sock out of it designed by yours truly:

"Org Pity Gift 2004"

subhuman09 said:

Just one sock? Hey, people are spending a ton more on their secret santas. This is a much better idea, I reckon.

charlottegelin said:

I do dig that waffle maker.

Does it make fish-flavored waffles?

applekisses said:

hopes so-I could live without that feature.

Oh, great-now he's slammed the door in the other room.

subhuman09 said:

he needs to be thankful that he's out of prison!

applekisses said:

He tells me that this is a prison.

Although, it's in speak, so it's a little more adorable.

I try not to laugh-but he's too fucking cute.

subhuman09 said:

He is a cutie

applekisses said:

Should a be able to gesture like he is?

subhuman09 said:

applekisses said:

It means he likes you.

Actually instead of the waffle maker which is very cool I'd love if somebody really wanted to get me something it'd be even better if they donated it somehow this year.

I'm already giving where I can this year and if you can instead of something for me when I have more crap than I need and I'm getting more this year, if you really want to just donate something/a little cash to a local charity near you.

Animal shelters, Salvation Army, Toys for Tots-whatever.

Joking or not on the thread idea, it'd be a cool thing to do.