I practically choked on the tortilla chip I was eating...it was that hysterical! It was a pretty good episode overall with the Paris is a Stupid Spoiled Whore...pretty poigent actually...said exactly what needed to be said about her. However the finalethough was the show stopper...including the Lemingwinks part to it.

Hilarious like cancer.

that chit was hilarious--i tuned in just in time to see the end of the episode....

I have no idea what y'all are talking about, but it sounds damned funny!!

I guess noone saw it People...it was CLASSIC!

superspaceboy said:

Well, tell us and make us FEEL like we were there.

Who the hell is Mr. Slave?

South Park

Unfortunately I have to wait to see it since I work evenings.

superspaceboy said:

Ooooooh!!!! I have it Tivo'd! Can't wait to get back home to watch it!

I read about this in the newspaper. I dont watch Southpark but Im curious to know what happened. Do they show re-runs?

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Fine...the episode revolved around Paris Hilton opening a new store for girls called "Stupid Spoiled Whore" and basically all the girls in SP want to be just like Paris. Except Wendy, who sees it all for what it is, and tries unsuccessfully to get everyone to see that being a stupid, spoiled whore is NOT cool. Paris is depicted as she is...whiny and spoiled and a big party slut (keeps coughing up some white goo into her hands)

Meanwhile Paris's dog tinkerbell shoots itself in the head. ANd a sad Paris sees Butters (a kid) and wants to dress him up in a bear costume and make him her Mr Biggles. SHe offers his parents 2 hundred million dollars for him. They accept her final offer of 250 million.

The girls in town decide to hold a slumber party sleepover so they can truly act like stupid spoiled whores...in honor of Paris. Wendy, who is uninvited to the party as she isn't cool (and knows what ketamine is...that all the kids will be doing at the party)...So she goes to Mr Garrison's house, and talks to Mr Slave (Mr garrisons sex slave) and tells him about the orgy and this Paris Person.

Blah blah blah...Paris challenges Mr Slave to a "Whore Off". Paris proves what a whore she is by sticking a Pineapple up her cooch (to much applause). And Mr SLave tops her by sucking Paris into his Ass...thus winning the Whore Off.
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OMG!! I missed it!!!

Ah...I haven't seen South Park in ages. No cable. Special K, eh?

FunkMistress said:

That part in particular was pretty funny. Wendy has "sunk" to the levels of the other girls just to go to their party and they don't believe she is stupid or whorey enough. They ask her if spin the bottle and doing ketamine is cool and Wendy says sure. Then they ask her if she know what ketamine is and she says she knows. They say that that's why she is not invited as they don't know what it is and thus it proves Wendy is too nerdy to be invited.

dang, I missed it. I saw her cartoon in the newspaper. She looked crazed.

Even after reading all of the responses here, I figured that had to be a South Park thing, they can't get enough of the gross out jokes!!! I'll catch the rerun of it.

Oh man! I just watched it and I laughed my ass off!!! Hahahaha! Unfortunately my Tivo cut off right as Paris was talking to the frog inside of Mr. Slave - what did she say? Did she ever get out?