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PrintableTaureau said: JasmineFire said: i had sex. and then, wouldn't ya know, i wasn;t a virgin anymore.
Very similar to DOOKS answer. Did you two loose it together?   no. | |
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doctormcmeekle said: hIsMiRRoR said: ...get some practice so I don't suck when I'm older....
Haven't you got that the wrong way round?  What? I didn't mean so I wouldn't literally "suck" when I was older; I meant I'd get some practice so I wouldn't be bad at sex come late high school/ college age when everyone would expect me to be good at it. It was a big deal where I grew up. I don't know; everyone my age was in the mindset that they had to practice early.I reject your reality and substitute my own. 
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Laying down...with a boy...he said he wanted to chat!  | |
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TheFrog said: hIsMiRRoR said: "Camel"?two humps OHHHHH! Silly me... I'm sorry; I haven't slept much lately...  I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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Taureau said: I don;t have an interesting 'first-sex' story, but I have a related story. Before I had sex for the first time, I convinced my girlfriend to wank me off. We were in her room, and mid-shuffle, the door swings open and her mum walks in
I have NEVER completed a series of motor tasks so fast, NEVER. I managed to whip her maths homework book off the bed and place it over my crutch. I was lucky because I like to consider the worst possible outcomes so I'd decided to leave trousers on (five-knuckle shuffle performed through 'flies'). So I'm sat there with this maths book totally arched, face down over my erection, while her mum (who obviously knew something had been going on) reels off some list of chores that needed doing. Now get this, while she was talking to my girlfriend, I was busying myself with some other homework books that were on the bed (we always put these on the bed during fondle sessions...just for such an event)...but I couldn't stop thinking about how my un-circumcised and extremely tender glans was 'getting off' underneath said book. Yes, I ejactulated in her maths book, and I'm proud of that, and of the fact that I did it while her mum was in the room. That's an awesome story. That really made my day. I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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Mothers Day (scary, right?  ), 1996, with my now-husband, while my mom and sister were at the mall.  | |
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Taureau said: I don;t have an interesting 'first-sex' story, but I have a related story. Before I had sex for the first time, I convinced my girlfriend to wank me off. We were in her room, and mid-shuffle, the door swings open and her mum walks in
I have NEVER completed a series of motor tasks so fast, NEVER. I managed to whip her maths homework book off the bed and place it over my crutch. I was lucky because I like to consider the worst possible outcomes so I'd decided to leave trousers on (five-knuckle shuffle performed through 'flies'). So I'm sat there with this maths book totally arched, face down over my erection, while her mum (who obviously knew something had been going on) reels off some list of chores that needed doing. Now get this, while she was talking to my girlfriend, I was busying myself with some other homework books that were on the bed (we always put these on the bed during fondle sessions...just for such an event)...but I couldn't stop thinking about how my un-circumcised and extremely tender glans was 'getting off' underneath said book. Yes, I ejactulated in her maths book, and I'm proud of that, and of the fact that I did it while her mum was in the room.  
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tackam said: Taureau said: I don;t have an interesting 'first-sex' story, but I have a related story. Before I had sex for the first time, I convinced my girlfriend to wank me off. We were in her room, and mid-shuffle, the door swings open and her mum walks in
I have NEVER completed a series of motor tasks so fast, NEVER. I managed to whip her maths homework book off the bed and place it over my crutch. I was lucky because I like to consider the worst possible outcomes so I'd decided to leave trousers on (five-knuckle shuffle performed through 'flies'). So I'm sat there with this maths book totally arched, face down over my erection, while her mum (who obviously knew something had been going on) reels off some list of chores that needed doing. Now get this, while she was talking to my girlfriend, I was busying myself with some other homework books that were on the bed (we always put these on the bed during fondle sessions...just for such an event)...but I couldn't stop thinking about how my un-circumcised and extremely tender glans was 'getting off' underneath said book. Yes, I ejactulated in her maths book, and I'm proud of that, and of the fact that I did it while her mum was in the room.
I'm amused and strangely aroused. he definitely wins the thread. great tale. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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Unfortunatly I do not wish it happened when, where and who it happened with. Next question. | |
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I'm not going into the details.....but she was older. She picked me up and we went back to her place. There.  | |
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althom said: I'm not going into the details.....but she was older. She picked me up and we went back to her place. There.
Whore! | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: I'm not going into the details.....but she was older. She picked me up and we went back to her place. There.
Whore! | |
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althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Whore! What??? | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: What??? How'd you know she was a whore? | |
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althom said: I'm not going into the details.....but she was older. She picked me up and we went back to her place. There.
Liar. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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althom said: I'm not going into the details.....but she was older. She picked me up and we went back to her place. There.
Leave my mum out of this!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: althom said: I'm not going into the details.....but she was older. She picked me up and we went back to her place. There.
Leave my mum out of this!  | |
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althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: What??? How'd you know she was a whore? I was talkin bout you! | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: How'd you know she was a whore? I was talkin bout you! Oh yeah!!! He....he | |
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althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: I was talkin bout you! Oh yeah!!! He....he  | |
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