The "When Did You Lose Your Virginity" thread is getting huge, so to further satisfy my own perverted curiosity I'm making another one.

I'll go first. I was 14. I'd been dating the same guy for 10 months straight and I was getting really bored. I thought, okay this is getting old; I guess it's time to figure out this sex thing and get some practice so I don't suck when I'm older. A friend gave me one of the condoms her mom kept giving her (she was younger than I was at the time; scary!) and one day while his parents were out we went up in his attic bedroom and attempted this clumsy act. The guy was such a loser; it was like two humps and then he stood up and was like "there, was that good?". He didn't even get off! Jeez did I feel unwanted... Thus was the beginning of my sex life, which I didn't start enjoying until I was about 17 or 18.

Okay, now everyone tell me stories!

should've given him the nickname, "camel".

I put my penis in my girlfriend's vagina...

One word: College.

Anxiety said:

Oh yeah, that too....

TheFrog said:

"Camel"?

How come I'm the only one who actually told a story?

I was in boarding school. had a new girlfriend. one of the weekends that we were going home, I invited her to stay with me. we stayed in my room, with a little Prince music in the background and so on...

I was 16 and I was at work, and this gorgeous handsome Iranian auditor came 2 audit the firms books and we grew really close and one night I ran off with him up 2 London and I lost my virginity 2 him in his hostel room!!

The thing is, if my parents and JW elders hadnt stepped in, I probably would have been living in Iran by now with him!!

I always have a fancy for the exotic and the charismatic!! In fact I made a vow 2 myself NEVER 2 marry a Brit and I havent cos my husband is Mexican/American!!!

She was a present from my two best friends.

My apartment, my fiance, her lingerie, red lights....

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Cockwork!

Oops I meant Clockwork!
[Edited 12/2/04 11:40am]

Actually I'm waiting for ThreadCula to take my virginity

I never remember where I lose things.

If I knew where, they wouldn't be lost.

hIsMiRRoR said:

two humps

PANDURITO said:

Look in the last place you had them.

hIsMiRRoR said:

Haven't you got that the wrong way round?

TheFrog said:

ahhh!!!! Clever you are, Frog!

Over a game of Truth or Dare.
In a tent.
behind the neighborhood.

doctormcmeekle said:

If she learn't how to suck from the start, she wouldn't need the practise



I DrMcMeekle

Taureau said:

I totally suck!

Wait, that came out wrong.....

I don;t have an interesting 'first-sex' story, but I have a related story. Before I had sex for the first time, I convinced my girlfriend to wank me off. We were in her room, and mid-shuffle, the door swings open and her mum walks in
I have NEVER completed a series of motor tasks so fast, NEVER. I managed to whip her maths homework book off the bed and place it over my crutch. I was lucky because I like to consider the worst possible outcomes so I'd decided to leave trousers on (five-knuckle shuffle performed through 'flies'). So I'm sat there with this maths book totally arched, face down over my erection, while her mum (who obviously knew something had been going on) reels off some list of chores that needed doing. Now get this, while she was talking to my girlfriend, I was busying myself with some other homework books that were on the bed (we always put these on the bed during fondle sessions...just for such an event)...but I couldn't stop thinking about how my un-circumcised and extremely tender glans was 'getting off' underneath said book. Yes, I ejactulated in her maths book, and I'm proud of that, and of the fact that I did it while her mum was in the room.

It was the summer of 2001, I remember it well. I'd been out to Thailand and NZ the previous summer and had been working all year since then in various jobs, mainly packing Harry Potter audio cassettes, saving up to return to the land of smiles. All the while I had been keeping in contact with a girl called Mon that I'd met while in Thailand. Our relationship was blossoming and I felt a real connection with her and as summer rolled around it became clear we were going to hook up. I was a little nervous, I must say. I'd never had a girlfriend before, never even kissed a girl, so shy was I around people, and in particular, women. Anyway, on June the 23rd I was back in Thailand in a bar called Gullivers waiting for Mon to meet me. When she arrived she was looking amazing - even better than before. It felt really odd. The first time around we'd been like friends, joking and laughing and messing around. Now, after all the e-mails, phone calls and chatting I didn't know whether to treat her first as a friend or to throw my arms around her and give her a big hug and a kiss and treat her like my girlfriend. We sat opposite each other barely speaking a word. My friend from our first trip to Thailand had come back out with me this time too, and he was sat between us, and honestly had no real idea as to the extent our relationship had changed in the last year. Things stayed awkward like this for about 10 minutes until he went off to play pool. I moved to sit next to Mon and all of sudden put my arm around her waist. It felt really comfortable and natural and was the first sign that this girl really meant a lot to me. We spent the next couple of days together going out to eat and going out to bars, but I always returned to my room and she to hers. On the third day we decided to go further and that was when I lost my virginity. Afterwards we cuddled and then I stayed awake for an hour or more just looking at her sleeping. The next day I asked her if she would spend her life with me. She said she would, and here we are now, husband and wife, over 3 years later.

Faux said:

Oh my God that's so sweet! Well done!

My senior year of high school. My first love. He was also the first boy I ever kissed (course, that was months earlier). Back seat of his lime green '77 Mustang parked at a park near my parent's house. Listening to The Cure's Pornography. It was awkward and painful and scary and exciting and delicious.

Taureau said:

That's great!!!! Sounds like a Ben Stiller movie! And "maths" always cracks me up, too. Silly Brits.

madartista said:

Once, I got busted with the SAME girl, on my mums bed, by her 8 year old brother, while I was committed to the task of 'Doggie Style' for the first time. She was my first girlfriend, and that relationship was doomed to end

Awkwardly...

i had sex. and then, wouldn't ya know, i wasn;t a virgin anymore.

JasmineFire said:

Very similar to DOOKS answer. Did you two loose it together?