I put up an ad on statecollege.com, a kind of online classified ads site to buy, sell, and give away stuff for free in the area where I live. I was looking for people to come donate plasma with me at the local plasma center because not only do I help more people by bringing them more plasma, I also get paid for every person I bring in. Of all the interesting responses I got to the ad, this one was by far the most memorable.

This is the first one. I deleted the other one, but there was a second guy who sent me an almost identical e-mail about two weeks later. I told one guy my boyfriend would like to wrestle him and asked if I'd still get paid. I told the other guy I'm pretty sure this is illegal and that I wasn't interested. His e-mail also offered money for letting him touch my boobs, etc.

The one who sent the e-mail I have quoted below actually kept persisting for like a week no matter what I told him. After this e-mail he sent another one explaining that he'd invented a new kind of exercise called oil wrestling and wanted college women to help him with his work-out in a totally non-sexual way. Yeah right... When I started getting mad, he stopped e-mailing me, but not before telling me to ask all my friends to do it...

"Hi Mandy,
I saw your statecollege.com ad. I don\'t want to donate plasma, but if
you want to earn money, I have some offers. I am a single, lonely man
in State College and will pay you to do any of the following: let me
touch you topless or nude, nude oil wrestle me, hug me, etc., or think of
something you would consider. Please let me know if interested."

Can you believe this is real?!

ewwwww, that's just icky

You know, this probably does work for him sometimes.

Shit, I'd pay your more than he would.

Is your skin alergic to cinamin scented massage oil?

nude oil


Something could slip

SCARY!

You can only feel sorry for someone like this. After laughing your head off first of course.

JoweeCoco said:

That's what really scares me...

MrJoker said:

That santa hat does nothing for you...ready for an ass kickin!

batgirl51778 said:

Now what were you saying?

what kinda person would do such a thing

???

maybe

Hey! What can I do? I'm lonely
Why are you posting my e-mail to the public?


j/k

Hey! it's college, people are horny and will probably do anything for sex or anything close to that.
Some call them teenagers, I call them hornyagers

Heavenly said:

Well we're not exactly teenagers. Young adults, I'd say. We're mostly in our 20's here. Of course everyone's horny, but this is State College! Sex is not hard to get; people are so horny and willing here, we actually have a guy who preaches in front of the one classroom building trying to discourage us from getting drunk and having sex all the time. What kind of freak must this guy be if he has to resort to such extremes to get sex in State College?!

hIsMiRRoR said:

a proffesor...