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A nun of the purple order For many years I wanted to be a nun but i didn;t really want to deal with all that praying all the time and not having sex. so then, after much sleep deprivation from finishing my vet school applications and much stress from dealing with a case of strangely located ringworm, i decided to become a nun of the purple order. all i have to do is listen to prince, come to the org, and...um...jack 2the9s old avatars. i've finally found a place where i belong. who else wants to join?
(please be advised that this is not a serious thing and all very tongue in cheek or some shit.) | |
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you in?
the best part is that you can make your own rules! | |
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Ex-Moderator | I'm totally in. First order of the order should be some cheese fries. Whaddya think? |
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Just where was that ringworm strangely located? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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CarrieMpls said: I'm totally in. First order of the order should be some cheese fries. Whaddya think?
sounds good! | |
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JasmineFire said: (please be advised that this is not a serious thing and all very tongue in cheek or some shit.)
What are you trying to say? | |
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bkw said: Just where was that ringworm strangely located?
it's on my boobies. i feel like a freak but thankfully this purple nun is getting her boobies to the doctor tomorrow. tough actin' tinactin wasn't enough. i am fungified. | |
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althom said: JasmineFire said: (please be advised that this is not a serious thing and all very tongue in cheek or some shit.)
What are you trying to say? i don;t want any crazed fams jumping down my throat. this is all in good fun. | |
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Ex-Moderator | JasmineFire said: althom said: What are you trying to say? i don;t want any crazed fams jumping down my throat. this is all in good fun. and for the love of wearing purple habits. |
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JasmineFire said: bkw said: Just where was that ringworm strangely located?
it's on my boobies. i feel like a freak but thankfully this purple nun is getting her boobies to the doctor tomorrow. tough actin' tinactin wasn't enough. i am fungified. I think you should post a picture here on the org so you can get the qualified advise of DrMcmeekle. In the meantime, I can give you my amateur opinion. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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JasmineFire said: althom said: What are you trying to say? i don;t want any crazed fams jumping down my throat. this is all in good fun. I'll drink to that sister! | |
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Ex-Moderator | bkw said: JasmineFire said: it's on my boobies. i feel like a freak but thankfully this purple nun is getting her boobies to the doctor tomorrow. tough actin' tinactin wasn't enough. i am fungified. I think you should post a picture here on the org so you can get the qualified advise of DrMcmeekle. In the meantime, I can give you my amateur opinion. How dare you speak that way to mother purple! |
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CarrieMpls said: JasmineFire said: i don;t want any crazed fams jumping down my throat. this is all in good fun. and for the love of wearing purple habits. and rosary beads. what'll be our bible? | |
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bkw said: JasmineFire said: it's on my boobies. i feel like a freak but thankfully this purple nun is getting her boobies to the doctor tomorrow. tough actin' tinactin wasn't enough. i am fungified. I think you should post a picture here on the org so you can get the qualified advise of DrMcmeekle. In the meantime, I can give you my amateur opinion. i'm telling your wife. besides, you really don;t want to see. it looks freaking nasty. i have diseased boobies. this is a very sad day. | |
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Ex-Moderator | JasmineFire said: CarrieMpls said: and for the love of wearing purple habits. and rosary beads. what'll be our bible? SOTT It's a musical. |
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Ex-Moderator | JasmineFire said: bkw said: I think you should post a picture here on the org so you can get the qualified advise of DrMcmeekle. In the meantime, I can give you my amateur opinion. i'm telling your wife. besides, you really don;t want to see. it looks freaking nasty. i have diseased boobies. this is a very sad day. |
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CarrieMpls said: JasmineFire said: and rosary beads. what'll be our bible? SOTT It's a musical. good call sister puprle carrie! sott it is. it is now time for me to wash between my soul and through my hair and go to sleep. goodnight everyone! | |
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Ex-Moderator | JasmineFire said: CarrieMpls said: SOTT It's a musical. good call sister puprle carrie! sott it is. it is now time for me to wash between my soul and through my hair and go to sleep. goodnight everyone! Sweet dreams! |
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JasmineFire said: it is now time for me to wash between my soul and through my hair and go to sleep. goodnight everyone!
Bkw asked me to ask you not to forget to feed the worms....whatever that meant. | |
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JasmineFire said: bkw said: I think you should post a picture here on the org so you can get the qualified advise of DrMcmeekle. In the meantime, I can give you my amateur opinion. i'm telling your wife. besides, you really don;t want to see. it looks freaking nasty. i have diseased boobies. this is a very sad day. diseased boobies . [Edited 11/29/04 19:11pm] When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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althom said: JasmineFire said: it is now time for me to wash between my soul and through my hair and go to sleep. goodnight everyone!
Bkw asked me to ask you not to forget to feed the worms....whatever that meant. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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JasmineFire said: CarrieMpls said: and for the love of wearing purple habits. and rosary beads. what'll be our bible? the vault. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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CarrieMpls said: bkw said: I think you should post a picture here on the org so you can get the qualified advise of DrMcmeekle. In the meantime, I can give you my amateur opinion. How dare you speak that way to mother purple! mother purple...that's good. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Someone asked me to post this...
It's times like this I'm glad I'm deactivated! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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I actually have a job interview at a real convent on Wednesday. | |
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applekisses said: I actually have a job interview at a real convent on Wednesday.
A nun profit organization? | |
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subhuman09 said: applekisses said: I actually have a job interview at a real convent on Wednesday.
A nun profit organization? | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: subhuman09 said: A nun profit organization? Oooo! It's almost animation! | |
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Ex-Moderator | bkw said: Someone asked me to post this...
It's times like this I'm glad I'm deactivated! Tell someone I said |
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