When I' in my bed with lights off, I think of my girlfriend (or someone better) and wank to my hearts content! To me, the imagination is more powerful then magazines.tv at times.....

In other words, I wank in the dark thinking of someone in my head! Good stuff.....makes a change to do it that way sometimes

I thought you'd think of Hammer.

i think you should possibly get a hobbie might give you something other than wanking and sex to talk about

just an idea

lollyp0p said:

Can I teach him to juggle chainsaws?

Ok...observe him juggling chainsaws.

subhuman09 said:

i was thinking more like stamp collecting or some kind of sport

but on the other hand yes so long as you video it so i can watch it too

lollyp0p said:

He'll get a hang of it-just takes practice I suppose.

I think he should be busy buying more CDs and making his CD collection larger.

Or DVDs-and posting reviews.

No combining the current topic and the DVDs though-we do not need to know all the details.

subhuman09 said:

Maybe he should take an unhealthy interest in alcohol brewers droop does wonders for masturbation addiction







p.s please don't take a unhealthy interest in alcohol as it is very bad for you

Oh MY GOd, I absolutely LOOOOOVE to masturbate.

THe problem is that I"m a shooter so tossing off in bed ususally means I have to do some cleanup afterwords--Not a good way to end the night.

I'm so proud of all you orgers, moving past the boring ass posts about "Is Prince's next album..." , or "what does this song mean", and progressing to more substantial and thought provoking subject matter.

Wank on, yall... Wank on !!!!

lollyp0p said:

I don't drink or smoke.



(Unless it's Cherry Limeade, or neighbor's children.)

subhuman09 said:

You don't drink?

TheFrog said:

co -

lollyp0p said:

Now let's see how this could possibly help you two...

Hmmm....

It's not like I'd want to buy my friends drinks then, huh?



(I don't drink for obvious reasons.)

subhuman09 said:

you don't drink cause it makes you act even sillier than you do anyway???

lollyp0p said:

do you wet yourself when drunk?

Spill, subby!

TheFrog said:

I'm a very very happy drunk, I'll say that much.

I do drink, I just haven't in quite a while.

So therefore I don't drink.

I don't wet myself-but lolly has it about right-I'm insane.

I've been told I'm a very fun drunk.



(I've never had a hangover.)

subhuman09 said:

wow i get told I'm a pain in the ass when i'm drunk

lollyp0p said:

I don't drink for other reasons too-and probably won't for quite a while, but that's ok.

The birth control medication is worth it.



(You're never a pain in the ass, lolly.)

(Keep trying.)

subhuman09 said:

thats cause you have never had to nurse me when I'm really drunk or had to put up with lolly with a hangover not nice

lollyp0p said:

I like taking care of people when they're sick/hungover/molting/whatever.

As long as you don't puke on me-it's all good.

I should start a drunk halfway house!



(Maybe not.)

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"we got to wank just to make it today, thats why we wank....."
[Edited 12/1/04 4:42am]

subhuman09 said:

Yeah, you should... and we could stagger from side to side all the way to it, ensuring that not only did it take 5 hours longer to get there than necessary, we broke the worlds longest walk ever record to get to you!

RocknRollisalive said:

Knowing me I'd have the house on supports so it'd move with you like a funhouse ride.

Ok if I do that I'm having the halfway house be a seperate wing.



(Don't worry-it's not like I'd try to mess with anybody's head.)

subhuman09 said:

But my head needs messing with!

RocknRollisalive said:

Oh-I would.

Ever been drunk out of your mind and have the room literally be upside down?

subhuman09 said:

Once

RocknRollisalive said:

I would pad the walls for safety.

I've done research.

I'd also ensure an emergency supply in case you needed to drink to help yourself.

subhuman09 said:

:goestocashandcarry:

RocknRollisalive said:

:goesto :