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Imagination wanking When I' in my bed with lights off, I think of my girlfriend (or someone better) and wank to my hearts content! To me, the imagination is more powerful then magazines.tv at times.....
In other words, I wank in the dark thinking of someone in my head! Good stuff.....makes a change to do it that way sometimes | |
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I thought you'd think of Hammer.
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i think you should possibly get a hobbie might give you something other than wanking and sex to talk about ![]() just an idea ![]() | |
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lollyp0p said: i think you should possibly get a hobbie might give you something other than wanking and sex to talk about
![]() just an idea ![]() Can I teach him to juggle chainsaws? Ok...observe him juggling chainsaws. ![]() | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: i think you should possibly get a hobbie might give you something other than wanking and sex to talk about
![]() just an idea ![]() Can I teach him to juggle chainsaws? Ok...observe him juggling chainsaws. ![]() ![]() but on the other hand yes so long as you video it so i can watch it too ![]() | |
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lollyp0p said: subhuman09 said: Can I teach him to juggle chainsaws? Ok...observe him juggling chainsaws. ![]() ![]() but on the other hand yes so long as you video it so i can watch it too ![]() He'll get a hang of it-just takes practice I suppose. I think he should be busy buying more CDs and making his CD collection larger. Or DVDs-and posting reviews. No combining the current topic and the DVDs though-we do not need to know all the details. ![]() | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: ![]() but on the other hand yes so long as you video it so i can watch it too ![]() He'll get a hang of it-just takes practice I suppose. I think he should be busy buying more CDs and making his CD collection larger. Or DVDs-and posting reviews. No combining the current topic and the DVDs though-we do not need to know all the details. ![]() Maybe he should take an unhealthy interest in alcohol brewers droop does wonders for masturbation addiction p.s please don't take a unhealthy interest in alcohol as it is very bad for you ![]() | |
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Oh MY GOd, I absolutely LOOOOOVE to masturbate.
THe problem is that I"m a shooter so tossing off in bed ususally means I have to do some cleanup afterwords--Not a good way to end the night. I'm so proud of all you orgers, moving past the boring ass posts about "Is Prince's next album..." , or "what does this song mean", and progressing to more substantial and thought provoking subject matter. Wank on, yall... Wank on !!!! | |
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lollyp0p said: Maybe he should take an unhealthy interest in alcohol brewers droop does wonders for masturbation addiction p.s please don't take a unhealthy interest in alcohol as it is very bad for you ![]() I don't drink or smoke. ![]() (Unless it's Cherry Limeade, or neighbor's children.) | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: Maybe he should take an unhealthy interest in alcohol brewers droop does wonders for masturbation addiction p.s please don't take a unhealthy interest in alcohol as it is very bad for you ![]() I don't drink or smoke. ![]() (Unless it's Cherry Limeade, or neighbor's children.) You don't drink? ![]() | |
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TheFrog said: subhuman09 said: I don't drink or smoke. ![]() (Unless it's Cherry Limeade, or neighbor's children.) You don't drink? ![]() co - ![]() | |
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lollyp0p said: TheFrog said: You don't drink? ![]() co - ![]() Now let's see how this could possibly help you two... Hmmm.... It's not like I'd want to buy my friends drinks then, huh? ![]() (I don't drink for obvious reasons.) | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: co - ![]() Now let's see how this could possibly help you two... Hmmm.... It's not like I'd want to buy my friends drinks then, huh? ![]() (I don't drink for obvious reasons.) you don't drink cause it makes you act even sillier than you do anyway??? ![]() | |
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lollyp0p said: subhuman09 said: Now let's see how this could possibly help you two... Hmmm.... It's not like I'd want to buy my friends drinks then, huh? ![]() (I don't drink for obvious reasons.) you don't drink cause it makes you act even sillier than you do anyway??? ![]() do you wet yourself when drunk? ![]() Spill, subby! ![]() | |
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TheFrog said: lollyp0p said: you don't drink cause it makes you act even sillier than you do anyway??? ![]() do you wet yourself when drunk? ![]() Spill, subby! ![]() I'm a very very happy drunk, I'll say that much. I do drink, I just haven't in quite a while. So therefore I don't drink. I don't wet myself-but lolly has it about right-I'm insane. I've been told I'm a very fun drunk. ![]() (I've never had a hangover.) | |
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subhuman09 said: TheFrog said: do you wet yourself when drunk? ![]() Spill, subby! ![]() I'm a very very happy drunk, I'll say that much. I do drink, I just haven't in quite a while. So therefore I don't drink. I don't wet myself-but lolly has it about right-I'm insane. I've been told I'm a very fun drunk. ![]() (I've never had a hangover.) wow i get told I'm a pain in the ass when i'm drunk ![]() | |
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lollyp0p said: wow i get told I'm a pain in the ass when i'm drunk ![]() I don't drink for other reasons too-and probably won't for quite a while, but that's ok. The birth control medication is worth it. ![]() (You're never a pain in the ass, lolly.) (Keep trying.) | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: wow i get told I'm a pain in the ass when i'm drunk ![]() I don't drink for other reasons too-and probably won't for quite a while, but that's ok. The birth control medication is worth it. ![]() (You're never a pain in the ass, lolly.) (Keep trying.) ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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lollyp0p said: ![]() ![]() ![]() I like taking care of people when they're sick/hungover/molting/whatever. As long as you don't puke on me-it's all good. I should start a drunk halfway house! ![]() (Maybe not.) | |
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subhuman09 said: I thought you'd think of Hammer.
![]() . "we got to wank just to make it today, thats why we wank....." [Edited 12/1/04 4:42am] | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: ![]() ![]() ![]() I like taking care of people when they're sick/hungover/molting/whatever. As long as you don't puke on me-it's all good. I should start a drunk halfway house! ![]() (Maybe not.) Yeah, you should... and we could stagger from side to side all the way to it, ensuring that not only did it take 5 hours longer to get there than necessary, we broke the worlds longest walk ever record to get to you! ![]() | |
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RocknRollisalive said: Yeah, you should... and we could stagger from side to side all the way to it, ensuring that not only did it take 5 hours longer to get there than necessary, we broke the worlds longest walk ever record to get to you! ![]() ![]() Knowing me I'd have the house on supports so it'd move with you like a funhouse ride. Ok if I do that I'm having the halfway house be a seperate wing. ![]() (Don't worry-it's not like I'd try to mess with anybody's head.) | |
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subhuman09 said: (Don't worry-it's not like I'd try to mess with anybody's head.) ![]() But my head needs messing with! | |
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RocknRollisalive said: subhuman09 said: (Don't worry-it's not like I'd try to mess with anybody's head.) ![]() But my head needs messing with! Oh-I would. Ever been drunk out of your mind and have the room literally be upside down? ![]() | |
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subhuman09 said: RocknRollisalive said: ![]() But my head needs messing with! Oh-I would. Ever been drunk out of your mind and have the room literally be upside down? ![]() Once ![]() | |
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RocknRollisalive said: Once ![]() I would pad the walls for safety. I've done research. I'd also ensure an emergency supply in case you needed to drink to help yourself. ![]() | |
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subhuman09 said: RocknRollisalive said: Once ![]() I would pad the walls for safety. I've done research. I'd also ensure an emergency supply in case you needed to drink to help yourself. ![]() :goestocashandcarry: | |
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RocknRollisalive said: subhuman09 said: I would pad the walls for safety. I've done research. I'd also ensure an emergency supply in case you needed to drink to help yourself. ![]() :goestocashandcarry: :goesto ![]() | |
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