To Whom It May Concern,

I think I've been here long enough that I should have some more privileges. I would like to be drunk with power. I want to be power mad. I want to have a day where everyone has to post in pig latin, and a whole weekend where everyone has to write backwards. And I am going to push for a new forum rule in which pudding and monkeys MUST be mentioned at least once in every post, or else you are instantly banned for life and openly ridiculed in a special new forum dedicated to ridiculing such things. I think it would make the world a better place if I had these capabilities. And I want a gift certificate to The Container Store and a lifetime subscription to Cat Fancy. That is all.

Thank you very much for your time,
Anxiety

PS: I will be in my secret lair if anyone wants to talk about this.

is that privelidged enough for ya?

Natisse2 said:

see, if i could only be power-drunk, people like you wouldn't be farting on my bid for despotism.

Anxiety said:

awwww I'm sowwy Anx

I tremble before Thee, Divine Lord Moderator.

Anxiety said:

It must be the bad day at work when you were answering the phones (see your other thread - my response). T G I F!!! (soon).

Natisse2 said:

Anxiety said:

If you are going to , I demand you stay out of the Mod hot tub. I don't want any fart bubbles like Shrek.

luv4u said:

aww but it's funny!

Natisse2 said:

No it's not , I don't have a budget for "org freshener".

luv4u said:

..... how about I buy it!

luv4u said:

My throw of power is daunted!!!


(got any gum?)

Anxiety said:

Ya, put it in your coworkers hair , I had a bad day at the office today.

Anx, ummmm, site discussion --->???

Surely I would get special favoritism during this holiday season for suppying you with such a cool avatar

luv4u said:

superspaceboy said:

blackmailing

sosgemini said:

luv4u said:

hola dear.....it seems we rarely get to cross paths much lately..i miss you and sweeney much....

i guess i have to hang out more often in the gd forum..

hmmm...

sosgemini said:

Yes, it's a hoot here. You don't know what you're missing.

Pig latin!! Igpay atinlay ockzray!! :ootway:

lilmissmissy said:

oink, oink

luv4u said:

Come on, you have to admit that's a good idea. As fascist dictators go, I think we could do much worse than me. I feel the power coursing through me already! Unless it's what I had for dinner.

luv4u said:

i mean, um, SILENCE!






uhhhh

luv4u said:

who's blackmailing? I was thinking along the lines...like i can approve an occsional avatar, get a sticky or throw a brick at althom or something small like that.

superspaceboy said:

i think you have a good point. how do you look in a cape and a monacle? just asking.

or is it spelled monocle? hell...

Anxiety said:

I look pretty maniacal in a cape and 3D glasses

superspaceboy said:

that'll do.

Then again there's always backwards pig latin day...or yabsdrawkca yapgi yalnita yada (that was really hard).