CHAV SCUM

No, but I know LOTS of them! (Friends of friends of course - i try to stay away from that lot!)

Ooooo, I love me a Kappa Slapper

yeah i have massive roots and massive fake gold earrings and i wear my hair on top of my head with a million scrunchies

no im a magician

if i had a chav baby it woud be called damien storm
or candice britney

I love to me some chav

'Borrow uz 20p dickhead!'

http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm. This is funny! Check out 'Monday with Devvo' and his spelling of his 'word of the week'...bell-end.

Fock off, I'm sound as a pound mush and my ratley's much focking fitter than your focking minger. She's a focking gopper mate. And where the focks my jacket I borrowed you ya cunt?



Cheltenham has some classic chavs. I'm glad I'm no longer there.

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PROPER WICKED YA CANTS!

courtesy of the Sidcup Massive website.

Sorry guys, you cannot compete with Glasgow on this one.....












Or perhaps add a political flavour to the proceedings....

What's my bf doing on that site?

GooeyTheHamster said:

You like the chav? It seems 'nana does to....what's attractive about them?


Oh, and who here used to have/still has elements of chav in their lives? I went to the chaviest school in the whole of Kent, so there was no escaping the peer pressure. I was one of the first to own a pair of Hi-Tech League Untill a hardcore chav bladed them.

Taureau said:

Some of them are pretty damn cute. In a certain way. It's the way you need to shower them off first if you take one home, hehehe.

My latest attempt at a relationship was with this younger guy that was heavily into that culture. All some of them need is some common sense.

And a shower, of course.

sermwanderer said:

I gotta say, I'm a fan of Mike Skinner though





He's the most talented skally in the U.K.

sermwanderer said:

This guy certainly did not do his homework, as I have SEEN the Burberry rainboots!

they make me

Cloubduster said:

Co-sign.

Cloudbuster said:

But you can't have mine.

Q. What do you call a 30yr old chavette?

A. Gran.

Q. What do you call a chav in a box?

A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?

A. Safe.

GooeyTheHamster said:

So who is your chav then?

Cloudbuster said:

Theres a girl back home who is a chavette who went to my school.. yep.. a 30 yr old granny

REDFEATHERS said:

i hate it how people are using the word chav like its a new word.
ive been using that word for ages since ive lived in scotland.

Cloudbuster said:

http://www.chavscum.co.uk...age_id=192


which one is you?

Christopher said:

The thoughtful one on the left.

Cloudbuster said:

the stoned one with the leopard print top? awww how cute.

Christopher said:

Fancy a shag?