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Have you ever been insulted.... 
by an animal?! Stories please!  | |
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My dog laughed at me yesterday.....that bitch  | |
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my old horse kicked me once
hag glue factory bound | |
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my cat keeps smackin me in the face with his tail when i pet 'im. ungrateful lil' bastid.  | |
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Yes, I was at a Safari Park when I was very young. I wound down my window to look at the Tiger... Said Tiger decided it was time to pee... Said Tiger had a very good aim True.....  | |
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RocknRollisalive said:
Yes, I was at a Safari Park when I was very young. I wound down my window to look at the Tiger... Said Tiger decided it was time to pee... Said Tiger had a very good aim True.....  poor thing  was the tiger tramatized??  | |
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RocknRollisalive said:
Yes, I was at a Safari Park when I was very young. I wound down my window to look at the Tiger... Said Tiger decided it was time to pee... Said Tiger had a very good aim True..... omg, r. kelly in tiger form!  | |
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EverSoLesa said: RocknRollisalive said:
Yes, I was at a Safari Park when I was very young. I wound down my window to look at the Tiger... Said Tiger decided it was time to pee... Said Tiger had a very good aim True..... poor thing was the tiger tramatized?? Strangely, I didn't stick around to ask it  | |
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RocknRollisalive said: EverSoLesa said: poor thing was the tiger tramatized?? Strangely, I didn't stick around to ask it well atleast your ok  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: RocknRollisalive said:
Yes, I was at a Safari Park when I was very young. I wound down my window to look at the Tiger... Said Tiger decided it was time to pee... Said Tiger had a very good aim True..... omg, r. kelly in tiger form!  | |
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My dog is a total snob - 8 pounds of total snobbery. He will only coem to me if he feels like it and will out his nose in the air if he doens't want you to kiss him.
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I'm insulted by this THREAD!  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Never.
Ever.  = 
Oh, shut the hell up. | |
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superspaceboy said: I'm insulted by this THREAD!
Take it on the chin and accept this thread like a man! | |
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1sexymf said: My dog is a total snob - 8 pounds of total snobbery. He will only coem to me if he feels like it and will out his nose in the air if he doens't want you to kiss him.
A dog that acts like a cat, WOW!!!! Beautiful though....he knows it. Miguel  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: superspaceboy said: I'm insulted by this THREAD!
Take it on the chin and accept this thread like a man! That's where it usually hits...and I always do. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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I am regularly insulted by next doors Cat. | |
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Lleena said: I am regularly insulted by next doors Cat.
Explain. | |
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My cat likes to fart around me.  | |
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NO
I talk 2 da animalz datz why. A dog sees me from the other end of da street and they start pantin and waggin their tail and then they run up to me and grab me by da leg all excited!! ANd catz, they follow me and if i meow at em, they meow back and wanna play in my backyard. My friends cat slept on my feet when i stayed over on saturday.
See, they lurrrve me 
Er..sorry dat'z tightarse of me, i'll stop now  No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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2teh9s said: Lleena said: I am regularly insulted by next doors Cat.
Explain. I'd rather explain your fascination for wearing ladies stockings and high heels
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lilmissmissy said:[quote]A dog sees me from the other end of da street and they start pantin and waggin their tail and then they run up to me and grab me by da leg all excited!! [/ quote]
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Lleena said: 2teh9s said: Explain. I'd rather explain your fascination for wearing ladies stockings and high heels
I bet you can't. Errr...I mean I don't have that. | |
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althom said:[quote] lilmissmissy said: A dog sees me from the other end of da street and they start pantin and waggin their tail and then they run up to me and grab me by da leg all excited!! [/ quote]
. [Edited 1/13/05 17:51pm] It'z true.
 No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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