I was watching Future-rama the other day and I said "Oh Althom is Funny" My friend did a this and I did a this

You can say "You know you've been on the org too long when..." You confuse Althonm with Bender.

So then I thought why Althom...what's with the name...why not Bender or F-Ramadude42 or whatever.

Why Althom?


p.s. yes I know I just gave him the attention he doesn't deserve.

A similar thing happened to me the other day.

I was having sex with The Wife and I accidently called out ``Mum``.

I blame Althom.

doctormcmeekle said:

Odd. Whilst I'm having sex with your Dad he calls out your name.

It appears that your family is very tightly knit.

Cloudbuster said:

I find that hard to believe. He died of cancer 4 years ago.

doctormcmeekle said:

Just kidding!

He was hit by a bus!

Hey don't lose sight of the point of this thread! I wanna know what Althom means!

hIsMiRRoR said:

It's an abbreviation of his real name.

Now, where was I...

So, when I'm shagging your Mum, Cloudy, she calls out the milkman's name....

doctormcmeekle said:

It's milkperson, if you don't mind. We're beyond discrimination around here.

doctormcmeekle said:

Oh really? Well now I know! So how do you pronounce it? Don't mind my curiosity. Like I said in the "does size matter" thread, I'm in a strange mood...

hIsMiRRoR said:

How is it an abbrev of his name? His name is nothing like Althom except that it starts with an A...unless it's like a Robert/Bob or something, cuz I know about that.

Cloudbuster said:

You only say milkperson, because your milk is delivered by a hermaphrodite.

That's what your Mum says....

doctormcmeekle said:

My Mum says that your Mum for the Lord.

dang thread jackers

superspaceboy said:

It's definitely short for his name....

Repeating althom does which of the following:

1. Opens the gates to the magical land of Narnia

2. Gives him mind control over all kangaroos in Australia

3. Gives Anx a migraine

4. Turns him back into a real boy

5. Turns the Org into mj.org once and for all

His name is actually derived from a rare koala bear in Australia that when passing the althom disease bites its victim's ankles-because, get serious, it's a koala bear and can't reach especially high altitudes.

Victims of althomitis are prone to asking if random things are about them and are prone to long gaseous attacks of great magnitude.

So, please-be careful.

subhuman09 said:

I'll keep it in mind. Thank you.

superspaceboy said:

I worry about you guys, you know.

It's cute and cuddly, and your skin will stick to it when the temperature is too cold. That may be way too much info.

althom's realy name is Althometer wooooo too much coffee.


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maybe his real name is al___ thompson or something? or a. l. thomsomething

conch5184 said:

See I know his name...and it's not that close to Althom. Yeah the AL..but after that you got me. Though I am starting to suspect it'll be one of those lil org mysteries.

subhuman09 said:

Althom has sworn me to secrecy. , If I tell he will hunt me down

luv4u said:

lol I think by now most of us know why "Althom"

superspaceboy said:

Is it Alan Thomas? Alfred Thompson? something like that?

Natisse2 said:

Yes, I agree

charlottegelin said:

Allistair Thomson

Natisse2 said:

luv4u said:

what? it's his name!