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I just realized: My life revolves around poop and thinking about blowjobs.... I need a girlfriend  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I need a girlfriend
Tell the truth. Did I help you face this? | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I need a girlfriend
Tell the truth. Did I help you face this? You did. It was kinda like an intervention....I realize now that I have a problem. I love poop and I love blow jobs! What am I to do!?!?!?  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Fleshofmyflesh said: Tell the truth. Did I help you face this? You did. It was kinda like an intervention....I realize now that I have a problem. I love poop and I love blow jobs! What am I to do!?!?!? Could be worse. You could also love cheese fries too much, and then you'd really be screwed in the "find a girlfriend" dept. | |
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my advice? more fiber and, uh...well...you're on your own after that.
more fiber. | |
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One more thing.
I have to admire your honesty. You made the distinction that your life revolves around poop and THINKING about bj's, as opposed to actually receiving any. Very candid. I would say you're on your way to healing. | |
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A good Buffs games will do you good! (That sounds as bad as your poop, and bj problem)
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Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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sag10 said: A good Buffs games will do you good! (That sounds as bad as your poop, and bj problem)
Oh, there won't be a good Buffs game this weekend - OU is going to smear the black and gold all over the field....DOH! | |
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as long as you don't actually combine these 2, I think you'll be okay. | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: One more thing.
I have to admire your honesty. You made the distinction that your life revolves around poop and THINKING about bj's, as opposed to actually receiving any. Very candid. I would say you're on your way to healing. No way! You know what they say: "Absence makes the heart grow fonder". Likewise, in this situation, "Absense of blow jobs makes DOOK's weenie grow more impatient. And purple". | |
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endorphin74 said: as long as you don't actually combine these 2, I think you'll be okay.
Nothing wrong with a good old fashioned blumpie as far as I'm concerned... | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: endorphin74 said: as long as you don't actually combine these 2, I think you'll be okay.
Nothing wrong with a good old fashioned blumpie as far as I'm concerned... ewwwww!  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: endorphin74 said: as long as you don't actually combine these 2, I think you'll be okay.
Nothing wrong with a good old fashioned blumpie as far as I'm concerned... eeg.  | |
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Anxiety said: ReturnOfDOOK said: Nothing wrong with a good old fashioned blumpie as far as I'm concerned... eeg. Oh, come on, Anx! 1) both feel good. 2) multi-tasking saves time. 3) you're right near the sink for easy clean up. 4) the toilet plunger is right there for easy use, if you catch my drift! | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Anxiety said: eeg. Oh, come on, Anx! 1) both feel good. 2) multi-tasking saves time. 3) you're right near the sink for easy clean up. 4) the toilet plunger is right there for easy use, if you catch my drift! How am I gonna find you a girlfriend when you keep talking like this? | |
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There aren't any glory holes at your local gas station? | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: There aren't any glory holes at your local gas station?
I saw a show about those. I had never heard of them until then. That's just dangerous and scary. You never know what could happen. They could have a pit bull on the otherside.  Or an eighty year old with bleeding gums. Maybe I'm just a pessimist.  | |
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Nila said: sinisterpentatonic said: There aren't any glory holes at your local gas station?
I saw a show about those. I had never heard of them until then. That's just dangerous and scary. You never know what could happen. They could have a pit bull on the otherside. Or an eighty year old with bleeding gums. Maybe I'm just a pessimist. All of those variables make it that much more exciting!  | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: ReturnOfDOOK said: Oh, come on, Anx! 1) both feel good. 2) multi-tasking saves time. 3) you're right near the sink for easy clean up. 4) the toilet plunger is right there for easy use, if you catch my drift! How am I gonna find you a girlfriend when you keep talking like this? show 'em this:  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I need a girlfriend
Do you have any prospects in the girlfriend department? Or do you have some girl that might hook you up in your time of need? You could always do male porn and makes some extra cash while taking care of your other problem.  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Fleshofmyflesh said: How am I gonna find you a girlfriend when you keep talking like this? show 'em this: Ahh....excuse me, George Hamilton, but is that tan in a can? [Edited 11/30/04 11:59am] | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: ReturnOfDOOK said: show 'em this: Ahh....excuse me, George Hamilton, but is that tan in a can? [Edited 11/30/04 11:59am] Hahahahaha! Nah, it was Vegas! I was in the sun all weekend! | |
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Okay, then.
I'll see what I can do. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Nila said: I saw a show about those. I had never heard of them until then. That's just dangerous and scary. You never know what could happen. They could have a pit bull on the otherside. Or an eighty year old with bleeding gums. Maybe I'm just a pessimist. All of those variables make it that much more exciting! What?!
You know most people like to think its some girl on the other side that's barely 18 and a nympho. Maybe I just think too much, but if I had something to stick in the hole, I couldn't bring myself to do it. You might not get it back. Then there is the other side of the story. Who the hell likes to give bj's to people they can't even see. It could be a nasty man on the other side, etc.,I'm just saying there are a lot of sick people out there. Where I grew up, you'd have to be crazy to even think that you could go and everything would be alright. | |
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Nila said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I need a girlfriend
Do you have any prospects in the girlfriend department? Or do you have some girl that might hook you up in your time of need? You could always do male porn and makes some extra cash while taking care of your other problem. Prospects, yes. But, I'm pretty picky (even though my looks an my lack of conversational skill would make you think I would take anything that walks). As far as the pooping - it's not a problem. I love it. I poop more than the average man because I love it. If I could poop MORE, I would love to! | |
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Does that mean you've had lots of shitty blowjobs? | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Anxiety said: eeg. Oh, come on, Anx! 1) both feel good. 2) multi-tasking saves time. 3) you're right near the sink for easy clean up. 4) the toilet plunger is right there for easy use, if you catch my drift! can't you just go to ben & jerrys and have an ice cream sundae with nuts instead??? | |
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JoweeCoco said: Does that mean you've had lots of shitty blowjobs?
Now that's funny.  | |
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