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Reply #30 posted 11/29/04 11:27am

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GooeyTheHamster said:

Let's go superficial.

He is tall. Brooding. (He is NOT Snape from the Harry Potter franchise)
He likes music. Might even MAKE music.
He knows what he want (me, logically), but without losing his own personality. He like to hang with friends or family, but also loves time just for the two of us. He will need, just like I do, some time of the day to himself'; we would both get testy if we were in eachother's face all of the time.
He would be jealous about me spending time with my ex, but he would trust me. Even though he would show his obvious jealousy.
He would be happy that I am creative, would encourage me when down. He likes cats and dogs. Loves to clean. Loves to cook. (two things I'm not good at). Let's throw in 'loves gardening' as well.
Shows public affection without being bothered by others. This includes holding hands without looking sissy.
Would get angry with me when I am to lazy. But in an encouraging way. Fights will always be solved with long talks and even longer making out sessions.
Like me, he would do ANYTHING to keep the relationship sparkling without screwing outside the door. Would not stop pushing his borders, or mine.

Ermmmmm.....can I make him RICH? Or would that get TOO superficial?

But don't you want any celebrity body-parts? deal

Nope. That is all bullshit. I don't have "a type". I always go for personality, even if guys are butt agly to others. It is about what the guy does to ME.

I even go outside me, "he needs to be tall" demand if the guy is right.
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Reply #31 posted 11/29/04 11:27am

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lollyp0p said:

Your dream-partner is a rather effeminate-looking man in a Santa hat, with an overabundance of pubic hair and confusion about his preference in BDSM roles? confuse

no my dream man will be home any minute, but.....

when i googled dream man he popped up and i thought it was cute, and i think the handcuff thing is just a nifty way to carry them and keep one hand free wink

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Reply #32 posted 11/29/04 11:33am

ReturnOfDOOK	Da Overstock.com girl....
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Reply #33 posted 11/29/04 11:33am

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sag10 said:

Sinisterpentatonic! Hi baby... hug

James! Love his soul but no thanks... Viggo Mortensen will do. wink

Hi Sag!!!

I hate to break it to you, but I think Viggo's taken. sad

He's dating the horse. razz

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Reply #34 posted 11/29/04 11:35am

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Da Overstock.com girl....

While I am not familiar with "Da Overstock.com girl", do you want her exactly as is? Same personality, etc.?

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Reply #35 posted 11/29/04 11:36am

ReturnOfDOOK	Ace said: ReturnOfDOOK said: Da Overstock.com girl.... While I am not familiar with "Da Overstock.com girl", do you want her exactly as is? Same personality, etc.? Yes. Exactly.
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Reply #36 posted 11/29/04 11:38am

Ace

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Ace said:

While I am not familiar with "Da Overstock.com girl", do you want her exactly as is? Same personality, etc.?

Yes. Exactly.

Okay. Just remember all sales are final.

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Reply #37 posted 11/29/04 12:59pm

Ace

Myself, I'll take the face and musical taste of Winona Ryder:

with the body of Bai Ling:

With the style of PJ Harvey:

With the sense of humour of Fran Lebowitz:

Hold the neuroses.

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Reply #38 posted 11/29/04 1:19pm

mdiver	Ace said: TheFrog said: You ol' cynic, you. Whoops! Let me amend that: Please note: responses stating "My husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend is my dream-partner" will immediately be stamped "LIAR" and returned C.O.D., at which point the delivery-man will kick you in the pants (unless, of course, your partner reads the Org, in which case you are free to lie like a mother*fucker )
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Reply #39 posted 11/29/04 1:39pm

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Yeah

this is gonna be fun

I love musicians so he has to have musical talent like:

sense of humor & body like:

a heart like:

strength like:

money like:

treat me like a:

I may post more info later love2

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Reply #40 posted 11/29/04 1:43pm

GooeyTheHamste r	ThreadCula said: QUEEN BEA! I have a mug with her face on it. It's what I drink milk from. Milk is healthy
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Reply #41 posted 11/29/04 1:44pm

mdiver	GooeyTheHamster said: ThreadCula said: QUEEN BEA! I have a mug with her face on it. It's what I drink milk from. Milk is healthy And to think I thought I would see a description of me !
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Reply #42 posted 11/29/04 1:48pm

GooeyTheHamste r	mdiver said: GooeyTheHamster said: QUEEN BEA! I have a mug with her face on it. It's what I drink milk from. Milk is healthy And to think I thought I would see a description of me ! Why? You want me to drink milk out of you?
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Reply #43 posted 11/29/04 1:49pm

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GooeyTheHamster said:

mdiver said:

And to think I thought I would see a description of me !

Why? You want me to drink milk out of you?

LMAo

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Reply #44 posted 11/29/04 1:49pm

mdiver	GooeyTheHamster said: mdiver said: And to think I thought I would see a description of me ! Why? You want me to drink milk out of you? It would not be the first time you had suggested it!
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Reply #45 posted 11/29/04 1:51pm

GooeyTheHamste r	mdiver said: GooeyTheHamster said: Why? You want me to drink milk out of you? It would not be the first time you had suggested it!
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Reply #46 posted 11/29/04 1:54pm

mdiver	GooeyTheHamster said: mdiver said: It would not be the first time you had suggested it! Don't you look at me all startled young man. BTW turned 33 saturday arrrrrghhhhh
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Reply #47 posted 11/29/04 2:08pm

TheJourney4all 7	Prince's sexuality + Angelina Jolie's body + Jim Morrison's intelligence + Marilyn Monroe's attitude
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Reply #48 posted 11/29/04 2:09pm

redheadgirlie

Ace said:

With technology advancing at its current rate, it's really only a matter of days before we can custom-order our romantic partners. As this is sure to be a very popular item for the holiday shopping season, Ace Inc. (in conjunction with American Express "Front of the Line" and Home Depot) is offering a special advance Internet-only presale for members of prince.org.*

Feel free to be as specific as you like in your request and the inclusion of photos is certainly encouraged.

Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. $2 shipping and handling. Residents of Montana subject to state sales tax.

*Please note: responses stating "My husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend is my dream-partner" will immediately be stamped "LIAR" and returned C.O.D., at which point the delivery-man will kick you in the pants.

hmmmmm u look pretty goood
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Reply #49 posted 11/29/04 2:13pm

Ace

redheadgirlie said:

hmmmmm u look pretty goood
batting eyes

You are too kind. mushy

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Reply #50 posted 11/29/04 2:14pm

Natisse	I'll have the Johnny Depp please with a touch of Gene Simmons and a splash of Jim Morrison
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Reply #51 posted 11/29/04 2:17pm

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Natisse said:

I'll have the Johnny Depp please with a touch of Gene Simmons and a splash of Jim Morrison

mr.green

I'm assuming you'll have the Gene Simmons in the tongue area and the Jim Morrison in the unbridled sexuality and the leather trousers?

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Reply #52 posted 11/29/04 2:20pm

Natisse	Ace said: Natisse said: I'll have the Johnny Depp please with a touch of Gene Simmons and a splash of Jim Morrison I'm assuming you'll have the Gene Simmons in the tongue area and the Jim Morrison in the unbridled sexuality and the leather trousers? EXACTLY!!!!!
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Reply #53 posted 11/29/04 2:22pm

Ace

Natisse said:

Ace said:

I'm assuming you'll have the Gene Simmons in the tongue area and the Jim Morrison in the unbridled sexuality and the leather trousers?

EXACTLY!!!!!

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I've got one right here. It's in slightly-used condition, but nothing that some minor oral surgery and a good leather-cleaner won't fix. deal

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Reply #54 posted 11/29/04 2:26pm

Natisse	Ace said: Natisse said: EXACTLY!!!!! I've got one right here. It's in slightly-used condition, but nothing that some minor oral surgery and a good leather-cleaner won't fix. does it come with a major love of music and an open mind? I may take you up on it
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Reply #55 posted 11/30/04 12:56am

GangstaFam	If Isten gets Mulder then I'm claiming Scully.
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Reply #56 posted 11/30/04 3:40am

Ocean	Ace said: Natisse said: I'll have the Johnny Depp please with a touch of Gene Simmons and a splash of Jim Morrison I'm assuming you'll have the Gene Simmons in the tongue area and the Jim Morrison in the unbridled sexuality and the leather trousers?
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Reply #57 posted 11/30/04 3:42am

Ocean	Ace said: Natisse said: I'll have the Johnny Depp please with a touch of Gene Simmons and a splash of Jim Morrison I'm assuming you'll have the Gene Simmons in the tongue area and the Jim Morrison in the unbridled sexuality and the leather trousers?
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