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Printablesubhuman09 said: Excusing it only makes it happen more-that or just kick the bastard out.
Give him a cook book as a parting gift. That or toss it out as you drive by.   
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: ThreadCula said:  Wow what a genius! u have me figured out
all I have to say to you is you made a stupid comment, 4 times??? because his rudeness is sexy??? I think u have me confused with someone else...maybe your mother. u dont know me so dont comment like u do.Maybe he meant to sign on over at www.NPGMC.com They love assumptions over there! Arghhhh For real!!  "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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NPGman said: ThreadCula said: I dont know why he's acting like this. I have a feeling its due to the work schedule he keeps,,but it could also be the real HIM coming out I havent talked to him today,when I do (which will be awhile) I will lay down the law,and if his attitude is tacky,its OVER. But actually,I shouldnt give him that much Im not his wife,I can easily break free Then when did u roll over and service him like a good little concubine?? All this talk, and you probably did him 4 times that night, cause his rudeness is SOOOOO sexy, right?? HE DOES IT, CAUSE YOU LET HIM. Dont complain about it now!!!!  | |
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ThreadCula said: NPGman said: Then when did u roll over and service him like a good little concubine?? All this talk, and you probably did him 4 times that night, cause his rudeness is SOOOOO sexy, right?? HE DOES IT, CAUSE YOU LET HIM. Dont complain about it now!!!! Wow what a genius! u have me figured out
all I have to say to you is you made a stupid comment, 4 times??? because his rudeness is sexy??? I think u have me confused with someone else...maybe your mother. u dont know me so dont comment like u do.No not my mother.....cause my mama isn't stupid enough to be used by her man and then come on a message board and complain about being "pimped". Sounds like you need to re-read your Roseann handbook, so that you know how to handle yo-self. Now, get back in that kitchen, take off your shoes and make us all some bread, BIAOTCH!!!! P.S. I do know you.....I'm yo Daddy!!! Remember me.... P.P.S. Heavenly....how about a big cup of my foot in your ass, honey!!! Let the WAR begin!!!!! LOLOLOL  [Edited 11/29/04 19:15pm] "If you wanna feel the FUNK....then you have to know the SOUL!!!"-----(Up and Down...just like a seesaw, Back and Forth...oh girl I'm fallin) | |
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Dear Threadcula,
I read what you wrote and that STINKS!!!! I figure the only way to patch this up is to wear something sexy tonight and give the man a treat. Just think long and hard about it next time before you fuck up a mans bread.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: subhuman09 said: Excusing it only makes it happen more-that or just kick the bastard out.
Give him a cook book as a parting gift. That or toss it out as you drive by. You know I really like yer way of thinking! You obviously missed my turkey/Thanksgiving avatar comment.
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ThreadCula said: subhuman09 said: Excusing it only makes it happen more-that or just kick the bastard out.
Give him a cook book as a parting gift. That or toss it out as you drive by.
I just try to help in between posting crappy pictures. It's a calling I suppose.  | |
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ThreadCula said: A couple of weeks ago my boyfriend asks me if I knew how to make Banana Nut Bread. I say "I've never made it before but if I found a good recipe I could do it"
He says he would like to give some out to his clients for the holidays I say "Thats nice" I know he's implying he wants me to make some,but he never asked me Wednesday night he came home with all the supplies to make it 
So yesterday he says "The bread needs to be made today sweetheart " Excuse me????
So I make the freakin bread last night I was so tired so I ask him to help me cut the bread and wrap it up in the pretty saran wrap. He says "No sweetie,I like the way u cut it"  I've never made this crap b4 so how des he know how I make it???
I say "please" He says nothing and he GOES TO BED!!! I scream at him and tell him if he cant help me cut the freakin bread for HIS clients its not getting done. He says "Whatever" I throw the bread in the frig and I started to read a book This morning he looks in the frig and says "You didnt finish cutting the bread!" I reminded him of what I said. He goes on to say,I made it I should cut it. I ask him why couldnt he help (cuz he's a lazy fukk,thats why) Anyway,he starts screaming,I scream back So I threw the bread in the trash Now Im angry!terribly upset. Because I worked hard and now its all in the trash and I was doing something nice for him and he could lift a finger to help. And Im upset because I'll probably end up making more bread later this week. 15 minutes later,he hugs me and says "I forgive you" What a dick!! I am now ignoring him 
Oh God  he's lucky you ain't lorrena bobbit or the bread wouldn't be the only thang you'd be cuttin... phuc it... i'll be around in a minute wida bucket | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: ThreadCula said: Wow what a genius! u have me figured out
all I have to say to you is you made a stupid comment, 4 times??? because his rudeness is sexy??? I think u have me confused with someone else...maybe your mother. u dont know me so dont comment like u do.Maybe he meant to sign on over at www.NPGMC.com They love assumptions over there! hey now.... phuc it... i'll be around in a minute wida bucket | |
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Show the boyfriend the door, and don't let the door hit his ass on the way out. He is always gonna be that way, get rid of him. 
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moderatorluv4u said: Show the boyfriend the door, and don't let the door hit his ass on the way out. He is always gonna be that way, get rid of him.
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bROTHaLoiS said: ThreadCula said: A couple of weeks ago my boyfriend asks me if I knew how to make Banana Nut Bread. I say "I've never made it before but if I found a good recipe I could do it"
He says he would like to give some out to his clients for the holidays I say "Thats nice" I know he's implying he wants me to make some,but he never asked me Wednesday night he came home with all the supplies to make it
So yesterday he says "The bread needs to be made today sweetheart " Excuse me????
So I make the freakin bread last night I was so tired so I ask him to help me cut the bread and wrap it up in the pretty saran wrap. He says "No sweetie,I like the way u cut it" I've never made this crap b4 so how des he know how I make it???
I say "please" He says nothing and he GOES TO BED!!! I scream at him and tell him if he cant help me cut the freakin bread for HIS clients its not getting done. He says "Whatever" I throw the bread in the frig and I started to read a book This morning he looks in the frig and says "You didnt finish cutting the bread!" I reminded him of what I said. He goes on to say,I made it I should cut it. I ask him why couldnt he help (cuz he's a lazy fukk,thats why) Anyway,he starts screaming,I scream back So I threw the bread in the trash Now Im angry!terribly upset. Because I worked hard and now its all in the trash and I was doing something nice for him and he could lift a finger to help. And Im upset because I'll probably end up making more bread later this week. 15 minutes later,he hugs me and says "I forgive you" What a dick!! I am now ignoring him
Oh God he's lucky you ain't lorrena bobbit or the bread wouldn't be the only thang you'd be cuttin...  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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luv4u said: Show the boyfriend the door, and don't let the door hit his ass on the way out. He is always gonna be that way, get rid of him.
Yup, that's for damn sure.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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From the size of this thread you got a lot of support , and a lot of Ppl down on this guy. Get him to read the entire thread; he'll never ask 4 bread again.  ~PClinuxOS~  I've been here longer than I care to remember, ... I drop in from time to time, ...  | |
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FLUX said: From the size of this thread you got a lot of support , and a lot of Ppl down on this guy. Get him to read the entire thread; he'll never ask 4 bread again.
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FLUX said: From the size of this thread you got a lot of support , and a lot of Ppl down on this guy. Get him to read the entire thread; he'll never ask 4 bread again.
That's a great idea, Flux. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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So...it's been a few hours.
Have you put him out yet? It's my belief that once you start telling people what an asshole your mate is, it's pretty much over. [Edited 11/30/04 11:25am] | |
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Make another loaf and leave a little note on it saying you're sorry you overreacted and that he deserves this one. Make sure you put tons of X Lax in the bread... While he's in the bathroom at his office along with all his clients who will eternally blame HIM for this awful experience, pack your shit and don't be there when he gets back. Like Ying Ying said in The Joy Luck Club, ask yourself what you want from him...then leave this lop-sided house and don't come back until he gives you those things with both hands open. What an ignorant bastard. I would have shoved the bread up his ass. I reject your reality and substitute my own. 
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This thread is ill!
I like your new sig Threadcula, not the  click thing but the other one. Kick ass!! | |
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hIsMiRRoR said: Make another loaf and leave a little note on it saying you're sorry you overreacted and that he deserves this one. Make sure you put tons of X Lax in the bread... While he's in the bathroom at his office along with all his clients who will eternally blame HIM for this awful experience, pack your shit and don't be there when he gets back. Like Ying Ying said in The Joy Luck Club, ask yourself what you want from him...then leave this lop-sided house and don't come back until he gives you those things with both hands open. What an ignorant bastard. I would have shoved the bread up his ass.
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Hi Everybody and thankyou for the support.
Im in a better mood today. Hi Heavenly 
As for the banana nut idiot,I told him how much of a pig he is and that he can forget about having a future with me. He tried to hug me and I smashed a candy bar on his shirt (a 3 musketeers) This morning... He tells me he loves me and all that crap and he will be considerate of my feelings  I threw my bottled water at him. So basically he's scared of me now and I feel great 
Heavenly my dear dont be afraid Im not a violent person  "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: Hi Everybody and thankyou for the support.
Im in a better mood today. Hi Heavenly
As for the banana nut idiot,I told him how much of a pig he is and that he can forget about having a future with me. He tried to hug me and I smashed a candy bar on his shirt (a 3 musketeers) This morning... He tells me he loves me and all that crap and he will be considerate of my feelings I threw my bottled water at him. So basically he's scared of me now and I feel great
Heavenly my dear dont be afraid Im not a violent person  I'm not afraid, dear. I live in a war zone, I don't think a bottle of water or a smashed candy will scare me these days
I'm glad to hear that you made him scared
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Personally, I think you should've eaten the bread, leaving him only crumbs to find in the morning! 
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JediMaster said: Personally, I think you should've eaten the bread, leaving him only crumbs to find in the morning!
LOL I dont like banana nut bread
I should have made something I like  "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: Hi Everybody and thankyou for the support.
Im in a better mood today. Hi Heavenly
As for the banana nut idiot,I told him how much of a pig he is and that he can forget about having a future with me. He tried to hug me and I smashed a candy bar on his shirt (a 3 musketeers) This morning... He tells me he loves me and all that crap and he will be considerate of my feelings I threw my bottled water at him. So basically he's scared of me now and I feel great
Heavenly my dear dont be afraid Im not a violent person So, inquiring minds want to know, did you dump him? RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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ThreadCula said: Hi Everybody and thankyou for the support.
Im in a better mood today. Hi Heavenly
As for the banana nut idiot,I told him how much of a pig he is and that he can forget about having a future with me. He tried to hug me and I smashed a candy bar on his shirt (a 3 musketeers) This morning... He tells me he loves me and all that crap and he will be considerate of my feelings I threw my bottled water at him. So basically he's scared of me now and I feel great
Heavenly my dear dont be afraid Im not a violent person  @ This thread!
...Hope all's well
.....(makes note to self never to piss ThreadCula off) 
italic edit...  very sorry ...very sorry  [Edited 11/30/04 14:48pm]  I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality  |
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I never made bananabread sweetheart...but tell your boyfriend I can tell him exactly where he can shove that banana 
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