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Chlamydia tests are horrible.... Ouch. | |
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(in case u didn't know, they stick a small cotton swab up your pee-hole. ouch.) | |
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I've assisted with chlamydia tests in the past and the way we did them was very much like a smear, still not pleasent i know but....
i guess better than infertility in the long run | |
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As one of my favorite posters said...
"Chlamydia Is Not a Flower!" | |
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lollyp0p said: I've assisted with chlamydia tests in the past and the way we did them was very much like a smear, still not pleasent i know but....
i guess better than infertility in the long run oh and just realised you meant the test for men, again I thought this could be done with a urine sample which is obviously not that painful unless you have one of the symptoms of chlamydia burning on mituration then yes indeed ouch | |
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lollyp0p said: lollyp0p said: I've assisted with chlamydia tests in the past and the way we did them was very much like a smear, still not pleasent i know but....
i guess better than infertility in the long run oh and just realised you meant the test for men, again I thought this could be done with a urine sample which is obviously not that painful unless you have one of the symptoms of chlamydia burning on mituration then yes indeed ouch Well, apparently my doctor decided it would be best to put me in pain by shoving a tiny q-tip up my weenie. That did not rule. | |
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Aw...
Let's hope the test result is negative. | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: Aw...
Let's hope the test result is negative. I'm sure it will be....I just fucked up last month and had sex for the first time in a year and a half with some random girl - bad, bad, bad.... | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: GooeyTheHamster said: Aw...
Let's hope the test result is negative. I'm sure it will be....I just fucked up last month and had sex for the first time in a year and a half with some random girl - bad, bad, bad.... Was it Bea? | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: had sex with some girl - bad, bad, bad....
Indeed. Sex with women. Ew. | |
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Ouch! STD testing in general isn't very pleasant. I had to go through it about a year ago after my sonofabitchpieceofshitfuckingretardbastard ex-boyfriend cheated on me with some whore. And, to make the story even nastier, some dude was hitting on me at the clinic. Who the hell is tries to pick someone up at a freakin' STD clinic?! Who?!
Luckily, everything turned out alright, but waiting for the results is a terrible thing. [Edited 11/28/04 15:33pm] | |
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lollyp0p said: lollyp0p said: I've assisted with chlamydia tests in the past and the way we did them was very much like a smear, still not pleasent i know but....
i guess better than infertility in the long run oh and just realised you meant the test for men, again I thought this could be done with a urine sample which is obviously not that painful unless you have one of the symptoms of chlamydia burning on mituration then yes indeed ouch +++ yes, the chlamydia test is a urine sample, the swab of the urethra ia for gonorrhea. ------------------------------------------------
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Case said: As one of my favorite posters said...
"Chlamydia Is Not a Flower!" "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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medoc2003 said: lollyp0p said: oh and just realised you meant the test for men, again I thought this could be done with a urine sample which is obviously not that painful unless you have one of the symptoms of chlamydia burning on mituration then yes indeed ouch +++ yes, the chlamydia test is a urine sample, the swab of the urethra ia for gonorrhea. Which they have to do since Neisseria Gonhorrheae resides in the walls of the urinary tract. | |
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It's my favourite test to carry out!
I like to try and insert the swab from across the room. Kind of like a game of darts, but more difficult. And more genitalia. | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: ReturnOfDOOK said: had sex with some girl - bad, bad, bad....
Indeed. Sex with women. Ew. No, it's great! Nice and squishy! | |
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