A. You smell like a goat.Nothing you do can remove the smell.

B. A goat follows you around everywhere you go. It is never more than three
feet behind you. If you kill the goat, you die.

Keep in mind that many establishments have a 'no goat' policy.


Discuss...

B. 'Cos then the goat could carry my shopping. And lick my ass clean.

B.

Whenever I fart, I can blame it on the goat.

Cloudbuster said:

But the goat can't go into many shops remember!

"If you kill the goat, you die."

What malevolent universe this is!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

All shops are goat friendly where I live.

um, about question "a"...would you smell like a dirty goat or a clean one?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Good point.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Yeah, I'd like to smell like a freshly-bathed goat please!

I don't know that I even know what a goat smells like...

C. Play football with the goat till he gets tired and sleeps.

Then break out from jail.

I'm taking B as well. If you smell like a goat, and they do stink, but there is no goat in sight, people think you're just a stinky goat boy. If there's a goat following you around, you make some sacrifices, but you could still have a "normal" sex life.

madartista said:

The goat would be a nuisance being in the bed or wherever though surely?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

See, I was thinking that if he's got a 3 foot perimeter, he can just watch from the side of the bed and not participate.

madartista said:

I like the severity of your answers Madartista.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Dont make the issue more complex than it needs to be.

What happens if you already smell like a goat?

I'm asking this question for a friend by the way.

Can the goat talk?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I chose A because I don't have a sense of smell so everyone else would have to put up with it but not me...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

This is a serious question, no? I must take serious deliberation whenever pondering issues of such a grave nature. To smell like goat, to live with goat -- THAT is the question, my friend!

Even if the goat can't talk, I choose "b":
1) The 3 foot diameter means that you'll have a lifelong pet who is super loyal to you.
2) On cold nights, you'll have your pet goat to cuddle up with to keep you warm.
3) Free goat milk.
4) You won't have to pay for a garbageman cause goats eat trash.
5) You always have an excuse to cancel on an appointment - "Oh, my goat's not feeling too well...sorry, I can't make it".

ReturnOfDOOK said:

6) You'll never be lonely. If you know what I mean.....

doctormcmeekle said:

I'm so confused.....

seeing eye goat.....

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Oh my -- talk about making lemonade out of lemons. I like the way this guy thinks!

c) Goat runs for office, and wins

d) Goat passes amendment forcing everyone to have a goat.

e) Having a Goat following you 3 feet behind becomes the norm.

f) Everyone lived happily ever after (especially the Goats)

BorisFishpaw said:

GO GOAT IN 2005!!!

p.s. what is The Goat running for?

B.

.....I got Camels and a flamin' House Monster at my place

.....What harm can a Goat do.....

.....(please don't answer that last question)

B.

Definately B.

I'm sorry, but smelling like a goat would just suck.
And having a goat follow me around might be kind of fun. Especially seeing it react when I bring it to a Rave or get on an amusement park thrill ride. That shit would be priceless....And now we're cresting at the top of the first major drop on the Hulk Rollercoaster and baaaahaahhh baaahahahah baahahahahahahah. LMAO.

I choose B.

Dont they make those cute noises...or is that sheep?

I heard Bin Laden has a pet goat
Maybe my goat can find Bin Laden's ass