Can demons mess with you while you sleep?

YES! Demons can, AND humans that know how to do it, can get into your dreams, or even have sex with you. See our INCUBUS article. Make sure you do Spiritual Warfare before you go to sleep.

Can demons transfer from person to person
YES! They kinda CLONE. If you talk to a depressed person, you may find out you get depressed. Casting OUT that depressed demon will get rid of it.

Can witches put spells and curses on Christians?
YES! Anyone capable of sending a spell or curse can send it to anyone. You are not automatically protected. You weren't automatically Saved! You had to do something. Break and return all spells and curses DAILY. The more you return, the less they send them

Can a demon read your thoughts?
YES! If you are ever in bed "frozen" by a demon, just THINK "JESUS", and the demon will leave

What is the silver cord?
This is the term used by witches and others who have the power, through the devil, to have out of body experiences. They may be sitting in their favorite chair, then, their spirit "body" drops in your home to see what you are doing, to harm you, or to just scare you. They can choose to be visible or invisible to you. When you see them or feel them, CUT AND BURN THE SILVER CORD, IN THE NAME OF JESUS. They will disappear immediately.

no wonder why i been depressed y'all been sending da spirit 2 my soul as well as other demonic spirits i gotta leave dis shit 4 real

OH HELL NO y'all evil basterd 4 real

ElectricLover said:

I shagged a demon last night.

I'd shag a demon anyday.

TheFrog said:

and i shagged my husband, when i could have had a demon!

irresistibleb1tch said:

Do demons stay crunchy, even in milk?

subhuman09 said:

Demon Cap'n Crunch ... with soy milk! 'cos cows are for calves!

irresistibleb1tch said:

Somehow that really does make perfect sense.

He always gave me a bad vibe.



(Can you milk soy?)

subhuman09 said:

yeah, i don't trust any of those cereal cartoon characters... they all have their mouths open... and screaming at me...

and yes, you can milk soy - but their udders are tiiiiiny, so it takes a lot of fine motor skills and dexterity!

irresistibleb1tch said:

All in unison too:

"Buy my cereal!!!! Rot your teeth!!! Be a fun child!!! You will be loved!!!"

It's a wonder I'm so well adjusted.



(That's a training video I would definitely pay to see-"Milking Your Way to Better Soy")

subhuman09 said:

hey, that training video will have many, many applications in daily life - and quite a payoff! you'll be glad you watched it!

irresistibleb1tch said:

There's a talk show in there, I'm telling ya.

subhuman09 said:

today on Dr. Phil: "Milk Your Way to Marital Bliss!"

irresistibleb1tch said:

Only milking he's done was with a hoagie.

Weight expert my ass.



(For the record, my ass is not an actual weight expert.)

Sory , but
Not this paranoia again please
Do you actually mean what you're saying
or are you just joking ?
If you do mean it , i have to say you sure sound paranoid

(replying to ElectricLover)
[Edited 11/27/04 5:18am]

subhuman09 said:

he's very good at telling OTHERS what to do... i have a sneaking suspicion that his wife is going to write a book some day... and it ain't gonna be pretty!

irresistibleb1tch said:

His wife runs the show-which is more comforting than thinking of him in charge.



(He's a good 'ol boy in a suit and a piece of paper.)

subhuman09 said:

kinda like at my house!

irresistibleb1tch said:

Isn't that usually the case?

subhuman09 said:

and rightly so!

irresistibleb1tch said: