Was listening to the radio not too long ago and they were tradin sex stories. People were callin in with their legends and one guy called in about this chick he knew that would masterbate with a metal vibrator. The vibrator had 2 wires coming out the end. One wire was connected to a car battery and the other wire was connected to a metal handle that was bolted to her nightstand.

When she was hitting the big "O", she would reach over and complete the electrical circuit by grabbing the metal handle!!! Dayum! I feel sorry for the guys that have sex with her. How can you compete with a fuckin car battery?

There's only one thing scarier than that and that is:

Let me guess, where you listening to Power 106 here in LA? They tell sex stories at around 9 am. Or they will have listeners call their significant others at work to see if the caller can get them to leave work for a booty call. If they can get them to leave they also get a hundred dollars or something. It is funny as hell sometimes!