Once, when I was a sprog of about 10 years, I was at some youth club and there was this girl who I really liked. In fact I liked her so much that once I retreived a plaster that had fallen off of her knee...and I truely believed that if I tasted it then she would be a part of me forever It didn't work though



These days, with a more mature mind, I've never contemplated the obvious next step, whatever that obvious step may be in your sick minds

So what strange things have you found yourself doing?

Taureau said:

Did U just score some extacy?

AsianBomb777 said:

No, why, you want some?

Has love never altered you perception of what is rational? Damn it. I just wanted to know whether I was the only freak at age 10

Steadwood said:

Steadwood said:

Hi Stead!

ThreadCula said:

Hi TC ...



....btw ..Sanest thing I did....Got Divorced:

Still a virgin when it comes to doing crazy things for love

Heavenly said:

NOOOOOooooo!


I love you.

Taureau said:

I just urinated on my keyboard

Someone forgot to take their medication, maybe?

GooeyTheHamster said:

Maybe!



Exit <--- use it.

Taureau said:

When I was 17 I ripped my boyfriend's entire porn collection to shreds and made him watch me do it. I was pissed at him and jealous of the women on paper. Looking back, it was more that he had cheated on me and I couldn't get over it and yet I framed it that it was about the porn and my feminist ideas about it at the time and that he must not really be satisfied with me if he needed to keep porn around. I was young, insecure and foolish.
Now I really don't give a rip about porn.

GooeyTheHamster said:

See what happens! I love you, then I tell you to fuck off!

Please forgive me

CarrieMpls said:

That reminds me of an un-wanted experience I had with porno mags, impotence-inducing form of , and my girlfriend, which I will NOT explain because it doesn't involve love, at least on my part.

Taureau said:

Gimme a smooch then.

CarrieMpls said:

Wanna act in my lesbian porn movie then?

GooeyTheHamster said:

I can be your tree! And you can pee on me!

Taureau said:

I am not THAT kinky.
Barking up the wrong tree.

No smooch, no forgiveness!

GooeyTheHamster said:

No pooch, no smooch

Taureau said:

I might just pee on you then.

GooeyTheHamster said:

et voila

Against all logic,trusted someone with everything in me.

Sweeny79 said:

By 'everything', what do you mean? Are we talking fists here?

Taureau said:

ummm...I meant more of a spiritual/emotional/mental... all that's in me, kinda way.

Sweeny79 said:

Oops, oh right! That's not bizarre, that's sad...I'm sorry

Taureau said:

Taureau said:

When I was 7, this girl told me that to prove myself...I had to stand up in class and tell everyone I liked her.

I'm sooooo embarressed about it now.....everyone laughed.