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The Hooker A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker
catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker "How much?" Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." The guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." The guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime,worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, "$1,500." "$1,500? No blow-job could be worth that". The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights,gambling palaces, and showplaces?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" "No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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I see that thishas got everyone rolling in the ailes.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Dat'z hardcore man!! No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
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What is a blow job?
Does it involve straws? I love blowing bubbles into my milkshake. HEY! Kelis did a song about that! | |
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does this mean....u wouldnt enjoy something u didnt know u wouldnt want while u were gettin it even if it was good? | |
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origmnd said: does this mean....u wouldnt enjoy something u didnt know u wouldnt want while u were gettin it even if it was good?
it almost certainly may do!  | |
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I'd still let her/him fucking do it. | |
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bkw said: A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker
catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker "How much?" Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." The guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." The guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime,worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, "$1,500." "$1,500? No blow-job could be worth that". The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights,gambling palaces, and showplaces?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" "No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."  To Sir, with Love | |
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Good one!
I thought I was gonna get a Paris Hilton Hotel joke at the end or something  Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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