Okay, so there's Paris, R. Kelly, Rob Lowe.....

But, what celebrity would YOU like to see in a home made tape doin' the nasty? I think the choice not only has to be related to "hotness", but also to "scandalous-ness" (you know, like seeing a "pure"/wholesome kinda gal/guy gettin nasty)I think Vanessa Marcil would be high on my list:

Or, to boost your self esteem and show that there's SOMEONE worse than you in bed, how about an org "celebrity"?

i sat through "the brown bunny". isn't that enough???

Anxiety said:

Anx I love the new avie

Natisse said:

Hey! No thread jacking! That's MY job!!!

Natisse said:

thank you! it's a superspaceboy original. stay tuned for more, i'm gonna pull a natisse next month.

Anxiety said:

'Cause it'd finally prove she's fucking Tupperware.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

subhuman09 said:

when you say "fucking", are you using it as a verb or as a kind of adjective?

or both?

subhuman09 said:

Fucking Tupperware isn't all that bad as long as you have lots of lube.... let's just say I have a thing for a nice pitcher or small tub....

Anxiety said:

Either.

The yummy gardner boy from Desperate Housewives.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Do you make the Kool Aid before or after though?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

sowwy Dookie

subhuman09 said:

Hmmmmm....I can't remember...either way my weenie ends up purple

Natisse said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I always figured that's what color Prince's genitals actually are.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

back atcha

subhuman09 said:

i thought you were SUPPOSED to make it with your....erm, never mind.

Anxiety said:

Open a restaurant.Please?



("Kids, I'm gonna have to ask you to step back a bit though...")

Anxiety said:

Jon Stewart.

I mean, I wouldn't really wish that on anybody, but if I DID. . .Jon Stewart.

Kirsten Dunst
Scarlett Johansson
Natalie Portman
Dominique Swain
Ludivine Sagnier
Early Carrie Fisher
Claire Danes
Salma Hayek
Bjork
Gwen Stefani
Juliana Hatfield
Madonna
Janet Jackson
Beyonce

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[Edited 11/29/04 20:27pm]

mrdespues said:

mrdespues said:

You put a lot of thought into this.

mrdespues said:

you could turn this into a coffee table book!

Anxiety said:

....for the bathroom....

althom said:

dude, i just don't know about you anymore.

mrdespues said:

Natalie is in Israel right now, in Jerusalem. I think I might gonna try and make a tape for you all