I truly believe it is not considered masturbation when someone is keeping a close eye on you, in the same room, touching, kissing, and tickling you. I dunno, maybe I am wrong?

Depends who it is.

Try this experiment:

Keep a kitten in the same room as you. Commence self-stimulation of your erogenous bits. If a lightning bolt enters the room and reduces the kitten to ash, it's masturbation.

Taureau said:

Hmm. what if that someone who is closely watching you, touching, kissing and tickling you is that damn kitten? What then!

daddywhoLOVESpooping said:

If you have to be close to the kitten then wear rubber soles, and try not to masturbate under a tree or while flying a kite
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OH My God, I love to masturbate. For me it's like smoking a cigarette.

SOmetimes I try using my left hand becuase it often feels like somebody else is doing it.

AsianBomb777 said:

Hey, have you ever done that, but painted your nails red, and watched from a mirror?

Wow, you guys are talented...

Taureau said:

Taureau said:

OMG ..LMFAO

thats great !!

ahhhhh

AsianBomb777 said:

What, like you can get it in your mouth, or what?!

Do hollowed-out melons have feelings?

Faux said:

OMG. I gotta try that one.

RocknRollDave said:

No, in the sense that it makes me heave and pant alot.

AsianBomb777 said:

Yeah, I tried that once, gaged, a vomitted over my cock. So erotic.

I decided it was best left to the partner.

Taureau said:

U tried to swallow your own member?

AsianBomb777 said:

Curiosity gagged the cat, as it were


Would you swallow your own cum?

Masturbation is good with some1 u love

Taureau said:

Well, if you expect the ladies to do it then you might just as well...

It's called "equality".

Talking about the melons... how many times can you use just one melon before it gets too, you know, juiced up? And once it has been done is it just possible to stash that new-found love partner in the fridge until I'm ready for another go?

Novabreaker said:

Yes it is possible. But don't forget, like I did. If you unfortunately happen to serve the melon with prosciutto to house guests for afternoon tea, try and pass it off as mayonaise

try this web-site. it's hilarious!

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/


i don't think it's masterbation if you're with another person that's thrilling you at the same time.

Novabreaker said:

Here, here!