theres a girl in my geography class whos an absolute shag, she has an arse like j lo but shes really pretty as well.
i want to talk to her and ask her out but shes never in class.

she came up to me a couple of weeks ago and started talking to me about our progress reports.

she said- "your progress report is the complete opposite of mine"

so i followed up with this line- "well, opposites attract as they say"
i thought it was funny at the time but now i think it was daft.

the point of this message is basically what is my next move???
should i apologise for my dodgy line, talk to her again, or try and get some info about her through her friends??? or do you have another sugestion???

i will be going to geography on friday so get your replies in sharpish.

thanks

just give up, now.

i'm shagging her, and you ain't got a chance.

TheFrog said:

why dont you try writing that quote again, and this time try to not to sound like an absolute twat.

icecool2k19 said:

Being an absolute twat is my fucking vocation, so that's just not going to happen.

Just ask her out !!


(btw , wrong forum , i hate to say that , sorry ,
i always hate it when others say that)
[Edited 11/25/04 4:31am]

Dewrede said:

oh shit!!!

youre right. i must look like a right prick(no replies to that please )

i would ask her out but its just not my style.

are you saying that i should just go up to her and and ask her on a date???
to me that sounds a bit too forward and a bit dodgy

Well , i must admit i'm usually too chickened
to do that myself , but the worst thing that
can happen is her saying no
At least you'd know where you stand
[Edited 11/25/04 4:40am]

icecool2k19 said:

Ask her out,if she says no,give her a poetry book.
then send her flowers!

Did you see Graffiti Bridge? Rejmember the Tick Tick Bang scene? Do that!


Joking! I just couldn't resist. Anyway, the others are right - just get in there and ask, it's the only way you'll have any peace!

I thought your line was quite good. I wouldn't go apologising cos you might then start looking like a stuttering fool. Just tell her U like her, whats the worst she could do, put U in a full nelson?

eyewishuheaven said:

yeah, just make sure to not get it all over HER, unless she's into that shit.

I love the way the British use Twat and Daft. And "Isn't it?".

Miguel

This is an easy one kiddo. The only way into a birds pants without asking them out is to make them laugh.

I am absolutely hilarious by the way, so give me a shout if you want some patter.



Good luck

Go up to her and say the following verbatim:

"Don't eat nothing for three days, cuz I'm gonna take you out for a steak the size of a toilet seat."

I picked this up from Moe Sizlac - trust me, this works...

Just ask her out, already!


[Oh, and wrong forum. ]

Ask her out and get her drunk!

icecool2k19 said:[quote]theres a girl in my geography class whos an absolute shag, she has an arse like j lo but shes really pretty as well.
i want to talk to her and ask her out but shes never in class.

she came up to me a couple of weeks ago and started talking to me about our progress reports.

she said- "your progress report is the complete opposite of mine"

so i followed up with this line- "well, opposites attract as they say"
i thought it was funny at the time but now i think it was daft.

the point of this message is basically what is my next move???
should i apologise for my dodgy line, talk to her again, or try and get some info about her through her friends??? or do you have another sugestion???

i will be going to geography on friday so get your replies in sharpish.

the Caveman Experiment(it had to have worked, we are all living proof)

Well, the last thing you want to do is show her how you feel. Listen, walk up to her desk, whip "it" out, piss on her papers, pencil, notebook, bookbag, and her shoes... while doin' this, try not to get her attention (I know it sounds hard to do, but trust me, girls love this sort of thing)... then when her attention is undivided and focused on the problem (you), look her in the eye, shake off the drip, produce a violent belch, and don't forget to say hello. Then simply walk back to your desk. I can gurantee she will have something to new to say to you, problem solved.

Just don't club her at the end. That part has been taken out of the Caveman Experiment.

icecool2k19 said:

I'm sorry, but if she wasn't charmed by that then just forget about her. That line was a top class effort, and you shouldn't feel daft about it. Try that line on an ugly girl... you'll discover that humour is not in the eye of the beholder, but you'll get a shag out of it
[Edited 11/25/04 17:39pm]

Keep ramming up her behind and every now and again in the class room when people are trying to get the "good seats" in class (at the back) and say 'sorry have to stop bumping into eachother like this ' and then ask her to meet you outside near da lockers. ANd then ask her to meet you in the change rooms. If she wants she will.

dats such dumb answer.

I dunno, just do da opposite of what i just said. But u know, u can really tell if she likes or hates you by her reaction to ramming up her backside- pure instantaneous reaction

lilmissmissy said:

Try asking her out without it sounding like a date...like grabing a coffee or something...that way if she says no it won't be so hard on u and if yes .
Or start talking more to her about the class until u feel more comfortable...hmm well there is my ...good luck

Ocean said:

althom said:

althom said:

I say get with her ASAP and fuck.

TheFrog said:

SLUT!

althom said:

BAAWWWAAA

Nothing like takin it in the ass on the first date

the problem is, shes hardly ever there.
i would talk to her before class but she arrives about half an hour late.
ive tried talking to her friends and ive got some info about her. theyre gonna find out whether she likes me or not.

that was my impression at the beginning of the day.

but now i think ive fcked it up by talking to her friends.
i came out the lift and saw the shag walking down the corridor with her friend and they were laughing hysterically.
they must have been laughing at me because when the friend turned round and looked at me she said "oh no".

also when i was talking to her friend this morning she said that the shag might have a boyfriend or shes got her eye on someone.

should i just give up??? but she did come up to me after class and started talking to me.

im telling you guys i want that arse.

help me out guys

i will reply on monday.

littlebabyseal said: