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A blonde joke A man sitting at his front yard enjoying the sun, sees his blonde neighbor going out to her mailbox, checking it, and going back in.
After several minutes she goes out again, checks her mailbox and goes back in again. A few minutes later she goes out to her mailbox for the third time, looking very angry, checks her mailbox, and mumbling some curses to it. The neight goes to her and asks "Why are you going back and forth to your mailbox? Are you waiting for something important" The blonde answers "No, it's just that my computer keeps telling me I got mail!" | |
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Worlds first male blonde joke
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch." Time flies like an arrow
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A blone woman gets on an airplane headed for Houston and immediately sits in First Class. A flight attendant checked her ticket and it stated she was to be seated in coach...and asked her to move. The blonde went into a tirade and said she wasn't moving...so the flight attendant went and got the co-captain...same results...she wasn't moving..."I am going to Houston! And I am going First Class!" So they tell the captain..and he says "no problem...I speak "blonde"..and went up to the lady. She said "I am not moving...why are you here?" The captain said "Coach riders are going to Houston...this is First Class...they are headed for Tampa"....The blonde got up and ran to Coach!
 The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Kayleigh said: Worlds first male blonde joke
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."  This one has to go in the book Lollypop is writing.
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A businessman sends a fax to his wife:
"To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight." When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table. "To My Dear Husband, I received your fax, and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who like your secretary is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference.18 goes into 54 more often than 54 goes into 18. Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow." Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: A businessman sends a fax to his wife:
"To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight." When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table. "To My Dear Husband, I received your fax, and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who like your secretary is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference.18 goes into 54 more often than 54 goes into 18. Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow." Is this a BLONDE joke..or are YOU a blonde????? The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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I do go blonde every now and again! It is just a funny joke silly one of my boys just sent me here at work! I am not at the house so you are lucky they monitor this thing or I would slam your butt right now! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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Whateva said: Kayleigh said: Worlds first male blonde joke
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch." This one has to go in the book Lollypop is writing.
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two blond men go hunting for deer, they soon come across some tracks. The one blonde guy says to the other lets follow these tracks they have to be deer tracks, the other argues that they look more like fox tracks, NO the first blond guy says THEY ARE DEAR TRACKS ..... they were still arguing over the tracks when the train hit them  | |
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lollyp0p said: Whateva said:
two blond men go hunting for deer, they soon come across some tracks. The one blonde guy says to the other lets follow these tracks they have to be deer tracks, the other argues that they look more like fox tracks, NO the first blond guy says THEY ARE DEAR TRACKS ..... they were still arguing over the tracks when the train hit them I am definitely buying your book  | |
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great jokes, people!!! | |
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