Novabreaker said:

Thankyou sir.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Here you go Dansa, I made you lunch...

ThreadCula said:

U have a point.

Are donkeys the victims of mass abuse?

I choose B

AsianBomb777 said:

I think there is a sizable donkey sex slave trade.

If it can be a female goat I'l go for B

I can milk her.

AND wear my Heidi outfit.

GooeyTheHamster said:

Heidi herded sheep.
Isn't there a difference between goats and sheep?

And what does a donkey cost?

Yep I'd have to go with B

I don't like either choices. Although I have a Somalian friend and I went to a party with her and I ate goat for the first time. It is really good.

AsianBomb777 said:

No she didn't.

Hmm... I'd have a goat follow me I think... as rough as it would make me feel...
oh and to get it into shops I would disguise it as a child.

GooeyTheHamster said:

Are we talking about Heidi Clum?

Cuase one of them herded sheep. The other has them killed for their skin and parades around in them.

I wonder if they own donkeys

AsianBomb777 said:

Noooo
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hmmmm.

Looks like the information varies wildly depending on the source I look up.

Guess the only way to know is the find a donkey breeder and see for myself.

How long do donkeys live?

AsianBomb777 said:

When considering a donkey as a companion, do you ever consider your own mortality? Donkeys, in the United States, have a life expectancy of 40 years. When considering your own longevity, will you be there when your donkey is entering their twilight years when they will need you more than ever?

Jinny, a 41-year-old jennet who is living out her life at the Peaceful Valley Donkey Rescue, has been passed through many owners. In our fast paced society, most pet owners have a hard time committing to the 7-10 years of a dog’s life, in Jinny’s case, 40 plus years were out of the question.

In the Middle East, a donkey can be expected to live around 9 years. This is largely due to the heavy work under which these animals are subjected. They are worked daily without rest and expected to carry loads well over 50% of their body weight. These donkeys, much like their human counterparts, have a much rougher lot in life than those of us fortunate enough to live in the United States.

So when you are arranging your final affairs don’t forget to include your donkey. He may have a great deal of good years left and you don’t want him shipped off to auction like so many others.

http://www.donkeyrescue.o...ctancy.htm

JDINTERACTIVE said:

ohh B...,cause the goat can tell me "you knows i loves you"

What was the question again?

B i have never seen a no goats sign on a shop door

JD, I see two solutions.

Choose

A, and cover up the smell with lots of deoderant. You said nothing will REMOVE the smell.

or choose

B, get someone else to kill the goat or just wit for it die

Christopher said:

So can Althom

Cloudbuster said:

Of course! Why didn't I think of that?

I'd pick B, just because the goat would freak the hell outta my cat! Eventually, they'd be friends, but just seeing the look on my cat's face would be priceless! You know he'd be thinking "holy shit!! What the fuck is wrong with THAT dog?"



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