ThreadCula said:

Why you wanna find Bin Laden's ass? Would you let his ass play with your goat?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

awww I love Donkeys! they're so sweet

ReturnOfDOOK said:

LMAO!!!!!

I dont want his evil ass anywhere near my goat

you know Ive never seen a field of donkeys. Its always one lonely donkey
Poor thing

ThreadCula said:

I'm makin waaaaaffles!!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Hey, Donkey's are kind of cute.

R they mild mannerred or bad tempered?

It would have to be "B".

To get round any shops 'No Goats' policy, I would put a harness on my Goat
and wear dark glasses, and say it was a 'guide-goat'

Love me, love my goat.

I'd pick B, perhaps I'd meet a charming female who has the same goat affliction, and she'd be ok with it....plus, her goat and my goat could make goat babies and we could have an entire goat family following us around nonstop and become rich from all the notoriety!!

Byron said:

And your human babies' goats would have baby goats


that's alot of boot knockin... hoof knockin

High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

AsianBomb777 said:

I think it varies...most donkeys are kind

I choose b. I think the goat would be cool definetly a conversation starter. Plus goats eat garbage and I'm a messy person. Sweeny and the goat would make a good team

AsianBomb777 said:

They are, huh? I'm thinking they'd be mild.

BUT I have to protest the donkey hi-jack of the goat thread!

madartista said:

Yeah, the sex life issue makes me go for B as well.

Though. . .a goat three feet away is still gonna smell. Does it really matter, as far as my fuckability, if the goat smell is coming from me or is just always following me around?

Plus, people are gonna expect me to clean up the goat poo.

Maybe I'll go for A after all.

tackam said:

You do raise a good point, but I think that goat odor coming from a nearby goat is more socially acceptable than simply stinking of goat for no apparent reason. For that, I think the fuckability remains higher with toting a goat than with just smelling like you're toting a goat, when you're not.

madartista said:

Well, so I think this raises the question: do we get to EXPLAIN to people why we smell like goat? I think a lot of people would be more forgiving of goat smell if they realized that the alternative was goat smell AND an actual goat (or death, which would become an appealing option very quickly, methinks).

Oh, decisions.

tackam said:

Yet another good point. An explanation in either situation is gonna help. I'm still gonna stick with my gut impulse to go B. Maybe I'll devote my future life work to developing something that neutralizes livestock stench! These life decisions are never easy, are they?

madartista said:

It's so, so hard.

Tip: petstores do carry odor neutralizing sprays. Some of them work well for, say, cats. Goats? You could be the first to find out!

Now my decision would have to be based on whether or not they let goats into Upton Park

If they do then it would be B coz I don't like smellin like a goat

But if they don't, then A coz I'll smell like a goat otherwise

AdamB said:

I'm sure they'd allow goats in. There's plenty of donkeys in the home dressing room at the moment.

madartista said:

aah yes. but think about what'd happen when you turn the situation around.

you'd be forced to watch the goat shag it's filthy piece of barnyard trade

as well.

and with my luck, I'd end up with a goat who'd have a healthier sexlife

than me.

I would pick b

because if I had the goat, I could wash him so he wasnt a stinky animal
he could eat my grass i wouldnt have to mow anymore
i could make him sweaters so he didnt get to cold

and i think my daughter would like the goat they could grow up to be bestest friends

IstenSzek said:

And yet another excellent point. I think I'm giving my goat a strict "no sex" edict. If I don't get dick, neither does he!

IstenSzek said:

I think you could just castrate it.
Or at the very least, get it snipped.
That way it would live longer.

You don't want the goat dying on you early anyways.
Nobody wants a dead carcass of a goat following you around--the issues with hygene and public scrutiny that it would raise in your life would be way too much trouble.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

but i gotta know!

subhuman09 said:

Breaking out from jail may be easier with the help of the goat

How much do donkey's cost?

Do U need a special permit to own one?

Are they considered livestock?

This is a very fine thread indeed.

Would it be wrong if I had sex with the goat wearing a lambskin condom?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

It would probably be less wrong if it was concentual.

There are probably goat pheremones that you could wear to help get the goat in the mood. Of course, if it's a male goat, it's probably always in the mood, but you'd probably have to use a date-rape drug like GHB or Meth on it to get it in the mood to be on the recieving end.

This thread really challenges our wits.

How much do donkey's cost?