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Thread started 11/23/04 10:38am

Ace

Ace's Org-girlfriend Questionnaire (with apologies to AzureStarr)

There comes a time in every man's Org life, when he gets tired of foolin' around. U know: jugglin' hearts in a 3-ring circus, yadda-yadda-yadda...

Anyhoo...what I wanna know is:

1. If U were my Org girlfriend, would U remember to tell me all the things U forgot when U weren't my Org girlfriend?

2. If U were my best friend, would U take care of me and do all the things that only a best friend can?

3. If you were my Org girlfriend, would U let me dress U - I mean, help pick out your clothes before we go out? Not that you're helpless, just that I'm insecure and I'd wanna dress you up all slutty so that all the other guys would be envious?

4. If I was your 1 and only friend, would I run 2 U if somebody hurt me, even if that somebody was U (or sumthin' like that confuse)?

5. Would U let me wash your hair?

6. Could U make me breakfast sometime?

7. Could I dress U up in fetishwear and spank you whilst I did you doggie-style? boff spank

8. Would U watch reality TV with me?

9. Would U not roll your eyes when I quoted Woody Allen, Seinfeld or Chris Rock for the umpteenth time?

10. Would U listen to Tom Waits with me?

11. Would U keep yourself in shape 'cause I'm shallow like that?

12. Would U pretend to be interested and laugh in the appropriate places when I told U about what I heard on Howard Stern that morning?

13. Would U tolerate my rather childish obsession with Bruce Springsteen (especially his career circa 1987-1993)?


Maybe U think I'm bein' a little self-centered...




Well, okay - I am. But, hey, you can't have everything. shrug
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Reply #1 posted 11/23/04 10:39am

sag10

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Thanks for the clarification ACE!!
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Reply #2 posted 11/23/04 11:01am

1sexymf

Ace said:[quote]There comes a time in every man's Org life, when he gets tired of foolin' around. U know: jugglin' hearts in a 3-ring circus, yadda-yadda-yadda...

Anyhoo...what I wanna know is:


3. If you were my Org girlfriend, would U let me dress U - I mean, help pick out your clothes before we go out? Not that you're helpless, just that I'm insecure and I'd wanna dress you up all slutty so that all the other guys would be envious? As long as you include Manolo stilettos

4. If I was your 1 and only friend, would I run 2 U if somebody hurt me, even if that somebody was U (or sumthin' like that confuse)? I'd run kick your ass if U hurt me
5. Would U let me wash your hair? As long as U use Frederik Fekkai products and a hot oil treatment.

6. Could U make me breakfast sometime? Will caviar & eggs do served in a French maid's outfit?
7. Could I dress U up in fetishwear and spank you whilst I did you doggie-style? boff spank As long as the paddle is leather clad.

9. Would U not roll your eyes when I quoted Woody Allen, Seinfeld or Chris Rock for the umpteenth time? Chris Rock only

11. Would U keep yourself in shape 'cause I'm shallow like that? I bet I'd have 2 whip your behind into shape.
12. Would U pretend to be interested and laugh in the appropriate places when I told U about what I heard on Howard Stern that morning? I'm an air sign - that easy to do.
13. Would U tolerate my rather childish obsession with Bruce Springsteen (especially his career circa 1987-1993)? As long as you tolerate my obsession with Prince circa forever.

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Reply #3 posted 11/23/04 11:11am

Ace

1sexymf said:


3. If you were my Org girlfriend, would U let me dress U - I mean, help pick out your clothes before we go out? Not that you're helpless, just that I'm insecure and I'd wanna dress you up all slutty so that all the other guys would be envious? As long as you include Manolo stilettos

Mais bien sur.


6. Could U make me breakfast sometime? Will caviar & eggs do served in a French maid's outfit?

As long as the French maid's outfit is involved, I'll eat cardboard.


7. Could I dress U up in fetishwear and spank you whilst I did you doggie-style? boff spank As long as the paddle is leather clad.

I prefer my bare hand.


11. Would U keep yourself in shape 'cause I'm shallow like that? I bet I'd have 2 whip your behind into shape.

Nuh-uh:
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Reply #4 posted 11/23/04 11:16am

Kayleigh

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Umm...I must say I'd say No to all questions except 5, and there i'd love to have you in the shower with me wink
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like bananas
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Reply #5 posted 11/23/04 11:17am

Ace

Kayleigh said:

Umm...I must say I'd say No to all questions except 5, and there i'd love to have you in the shower with me wink

I will make allowances for complete and utter H-O-T-Tness.
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Reply #6 posted 11/23/04 11:18am

Ace

No - wait a minute! As Azure said in her thread, an Org(girlfriend) is a very serious thing! It can't be based on looks alone. hmph!
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Reply #7 posted 11/23/04 11:21am

Kayleigh

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Ace said:

No - wait a minute! As Azure said in her thread, an Org(girlfriend) is a very serious thing! It can't be based on looks alone. hmph!


Really? Well, then I dunno... eek
Time flies like an arrow
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Reply #8 posted 12/10/04 10:22am

AzureStarr

lol

Nice one, Ace! Did you find the orger of your dreams on this thread?

(I've changed my mind... it can be based on looks alone when orgering up a friend)
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Reply #9 posted 12/10/04 10:28am

Ace

AzureStarr said:

lol

Nice one, Ace! Did you find the orger of your dreams on this thread?

(I've changed my mind... it can be based on looks alone when orgering up a friend)

"Orgering up" lol

We are currently reviewing the applications, but the position is still open.reading
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Reply #10 posted 12/10/04 10:39am

AzureStarr

There comes a time in every man's Org life, when he gets tired of foolin' around. U know: jugglin' hearts in a 3-ring circus, yadda-yadda-yadda...

Anyhoo...what I wanna know is:

1. If U were my Org girlfriend, would U remember to tell me all the things U forgot when U weren't my Org girlfriend? No, my memory is going and I fear I won't remember what I forgot... what? That really makes no sense.

2. If U were my best friend, would U take care of me and do all the things that only a best friend can? Of course, though, I'm not the best friend in the world, so I'd do the best I could, which may not be good enough for you.

3. If you were my Org girlfriend, would U let me dress U - I mean, help pick out your clothes before we go out? Not that you're helpless, just that I'm insecure and I'd wanna dress you up all slutty so that all the other guys would be envious? Of course. I'd be there to help you through your insecurites in any way that I could.

4. If I was your 1 and only friend, would I run 2 U if somebody hurt me, even if that somebody was U (or sumthin' like that confuse)? You've got that backwards. lol Yes, I'd run to you to tell you all the ways, in the entire time that I've known you, how you've hurt me. Then, we'd re-hash them all over again.

5. Would U let me wash your hair? There is nothing sweeter than a man washing your hair and them combing it. You'd comb it as well.

6. Could U make me breakfast sometime? Maybe. But, more than likely I'd lay on the stainless and watch you make breakfast for me.

7. Could I dress U up in fetishwear and spank you whilst I did you doggie-style? boff spank Hmmm... do I have to bark like a dog, too?

8. Would U watch reality TV with me? Only if you watch court tv with me.

9. Would U not roll your eyes when I quoted Woody Allen, Seinfeld or Chris Rock for the umpteenth time? I would roll them, but I'd do it as I turned away so that you wouldn't see.

10. Would U listen to Tom Waits with me? For how long?

11. Would U keep yourself in shape 'cause I'm shallow like that? Probably not. I'd keep myself in shape because I wanted to, for me. Besides, I'm trying to find a man that would love me if I let myself go. Those are the men that'd stick with you if you lost an arm or leg.

12. Would U pretend to be interested and laugh in the appropriate places when I told U about what I heard on Howard Stern that morning? I'd pretend to be interested, but I may not know where the appropriate places were to laugh as I don't find him funny anymore. You'd have to give me signals.

13. Would U tolerate my rather childish obsession with Bruce Springsteen (especially his career circa 1987-1993)? Are you trying to scare your applicants off?


Maybe U think I'm bein' a little self-centered... Not at all... confused




Well, okay - I am. But, hey, you can't have everything. shrug Sure ya can! smile
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Reply #11 posted 12/10/04 10:58am

Ace

AzureStarr said:

3. If you were my Org girlfriend, would U let me dress U - I mean, help pick out your clothes before we go out? Not that you're helpless, just that I'm insecure and I'd wanna dress you up all slutty so that all the other guys would be envious? Of course. I'd be there to help you through your insecurites in any way that I could.

lol

4. If I was your 1 and only friend, would I run 2 U if somebody hurt me, even if that somebody was U (or sumthin' like that confuse)? You've got that backwards. lol Yes, I'd run to you to tell you all the ways, in the entire time that I've known you, how you've hurt me. Then, we'd re-hash them all over again.

Can't wait.rolleyes

5. Would U let me wash your hair? There is nothing sweeter than a man washing your hair and them combing it. You'd comb it as well.

Someone's gettin' a little bossy! I'm the Top, remember? I'll comb your hair if I feel like it! ...Okay, okay...I feel like it.mushy

6. Could U make me breakfast sometime? Maybe. But, more than likely I'd lay on the stainless and watch you make breakfast for me.

If you'll lay on the stainless in fetishwear, I might consider it (although I'd probably have to take a break to shag you rotten boff)

7. Could I dress U up in fetishwear and spank you whilst I did you doggie-style? boff spank Hmmm... do I have to bark like a dog, too?

No. But extra points for wearing a collar and leash. biggrin

8. Would U watch reality TV with me? Only if you watch court tv with me.

Deal.

9. Would U not roll your eyes when I quoted Woody Allen, Seinfeld or Chris Rock for the umpteenth time? I would roll them, but I'd do it as I turned away so that you wouldn't see.

I'm sorry; the correct answer is "Of course not! I'd so enjoy watching all of these things with you that I'd be quoting them myself in no time!" biggrin

10. Would U listen to Tom Waits with me? For how long?

As long as it takes. spank

11. Would U keep yourself in shape 'cause I'm shallow like that? Probably not. I'd keep myself in shape because I wanted to, for me. Besides, I'm trying to find a man that would love me if I let myself go. Those are the men that'd stick with you if you lost an arm or leg.

Oh, I'd stick with you if you lost and arm or a leg. Just not if you became a blubberpuss. biggrin


12. Would U pretend to be interested and laugh in the appropriate places when I told U about what I heard on Howard Stern that morning? I'd pretend to be interested, but I may not know where the appropriate places were to laugh as I don't find him funny anymore. You'd have to give me signals.

How's this for a signal?: spank

13. Would U tolerate my rather childish obsession with Bruce Springsteen (especially his career circa 1987-1993)? Are you trying to scare your applicants off?
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Reply #12 posted 12/10/04 11:09am

AzureStarr

Sooo... ya wanna go out?

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Reply #13 posted 12/10/04 12:05pm

DiminutiveRock
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Ace said:

But, hey, you can't have everything. shrug[/b]



Ummm.. I respectfuly disagree batting eyes
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