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Thread started 11/24/04 9:24am

ReturnOfDOOK

Who wants to kick me in the crotch?

Go ahead! Give me your best shot! I can take it!
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Reply #1 posted 11/24/04 9:26am

irresistibleb1
tch

i would, but i wear a size 12, and that just wouldn't be fair.

thanks for offering, but let's let a more petite orger take the first swing at it.
lol
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Reply #2 posted 11/24/04 9:26am

Mach

eek WTF ?
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Reply #3 posted 11/24/04 9:26am

TheFrog

:crunch:
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Reply #4 posted 11/24/04 9:30am

ReturnOfDOOK

irresistibleb1tch said:

i would, but i wear a size 12, and that just wouldn't be fair.

thanks for offering, but let's let a more petite orger take the first swing at it.
lol


It's okay. My crotch was built for maximum pounding. nod
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Reply #5 posted 11/24/04 9:36am

lollyp0p



smile
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Reply #6 posted 11/24/04 9:40am

ReturnOfDOOK

lollyp0p said:



smile


Yes! That's the spirit! I LOVE it! OUCH!
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Reply #7 posted 11/24/04 10:15am

Anxiety

i was hoping althom started this thread. pout

if you put a big rusty can over your head, i'd think about it. nod
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Reply #8 posted 11/24/04 10:24am

GooeyTheHamste
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Isn't a better title WHO DOESN'T WANT TO KICK ME IN THE CROTCH?

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Reply #9 posted 11/24/04 10:44am

ReturnOfDOOK

GooeyTheHamster said:

Isn't a better title WHO DOESN'T WANT TO KICK ME IN THE CROTCH?

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Well, since there are so few people that DON'T want to kick me in the crotch, this wouldn't be a very popular thread! smile
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Reply #10 posted 11/24/04 10:49am

AndGodCreatedM
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irresistibleb1tch said:

i would, but i wear a size 12, and that just wouldn't be fair.

thanks for offering, but let's let a more petite orger take the first swing at it.
lol



lol
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Reply #11 posted 11/24/04 10:50am

SupaFunkyOrgan
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Only if I can wear a boot on my tongue biggrin
2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740
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Reply #12 posted 11/24/04 10:50am

ReturnOfDOOK

Anxiety said:

i was hoping althom started this thread. pout

if you put a big rusty can over your head, i'd think about it. nod


Sorry to dissappoint....I know this isn't perfect, but is this enough to give you a SLIGHT impression that you'd be kicking althom in the crotch?

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Reply #13 posted 11/24/04 10:51am

ReturnOfDOOK

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Only if I can wear a boot on my tongue biggrin



SPROING!!!! nod
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Reply #14 posted 11/24/04 11:32am

madartista

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I'll do it tonight when you're only wearing the purple cape!
let me come over it's a beautiful day to play with you in the dark
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Reply #15 posted 11/24/04 11:39am

ReturnOfDOOK

madartista said:

I'll do it tonight when you're only wearing the purple cape!


Sorry! The crotch-kicking offer expires at 7:59 tonight! smile
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Reply #16 posted 11/24/04 11:41am

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ReturnOfDOOK said:

madartista said:

I'll do it tonight when you're only wearing the purple cape!


Sorry! The crotch-kicking offer expires at 7:59 tonight! smile


Damn!!!! I was gonna borrow Supa's tongue boot, too!
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Reply #17 posted 11/24/04 11:45am

ReturnOfDOOK

madartista said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:



Sorry! The crotch-kicking offer expires at 7:59 tonight! smile


Damn!!!! I was gonna borrow Supa's tongue boot, too!


Oh, I wouldn't do that! You don't know where Supa's tongue boot has been!!! wink
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Reply #18 posted 11/24/04 2:10pm

Lleena

TheFrog said:

:crunch:



He said kick, not bite Froggy.
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Reply #19 posted 11/24/04 2:13pm

madartista

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ReturnOfDOOK said:

Oh, I wouldn't do that! You don't know where Supa's tongue boot has been!!! wink


No worries -- that's one man who has my complete trust. Truly.
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Reply #20 posted 11/24/04 2:19pm

ReturnOfDOOK

Lleena said:

TheFrog said:

:crunch:



He said kick, not bite Froggy.


Good point. No biting near the DOOK's crotch region. Thanks.
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Reply #21 posted 11/24/04 2:20pm

madartista

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ReturnOfDOOK said:

Good point. No biting near the DOOK's crotch region. Thanks.


Sheesh! What's with all the rules???
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Reply #22 posted 11/24/04 2:24pm

ReturnOfDOOK

madartista said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Good point. No biting near the DOOK's crotch region. Thanks.


Sheesh! What's with all the rules???


My crotch, my rules. This is not a no-holds-barred kinda offer. I think you all should feel pretty fortunate that I'm even letting ANYONE kick me in the crotch. It hurts, man!
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Reply #23 posted 11/24/04 2:35pm

madartista

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ReturnOfDOOK said:

madartista said:



Sheesh! What's with all the rules???


My crotch, my rules. This is not a no-holds-barred kinda offer. I think you all should feel pretty fortunate that I'm even letting ANYONE kick me in the crotch. It hurts, man!


Fair enough. But you should have disclosed ALL the rules in the first post. Since ya didn't, I think I'm gonna go ahead and kick ya when we meet. Cool?
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Reply #24 posted 11/24/04 2:48pm

ReturnOfDOOK

madartista said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:



My crotch, my rules. This is not a no-holds-barred kinda offer. I think you all should feel pretty fortunate that I'm even letting ANYONE kick me in the crotch. It hurts, man!


Fair enough. But you should have disclosed ALL the rules in the first post. Since ya didn't, I think I'm gonna go ahead and kick ya when we meet. Cool?


Again, the crotch-kicking is not allowed after 8:00. However, you can give me a swift kick to the ass any time of the day.
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